#Philadelphia Flyers (13-19-8) at Buffalo Sabres (12-21-7)

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The Flyers face off against the Golden Knights for the first time this season as they try to end their 10 game losing streak. I posted the game thread for the Flyers most recent win, all the way back against the Calgary Flames, so maybe I can get them out of their funk tonight??? Carter Hart gets the start in net and Kevin Connauton likely to make his Flyers debut in for Nick Seeler. Let's go Flyers!!

Philadelphia Flyers

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Last year I went with a minimum of shots but figured this year I would just post the Raw Data. Not sure why none of the advanced stat sites do this, it is easy and I think it is interesting.

For those of you who aren't sure what this is, a shot attempt includes all on target / missed / blocked shots etc. If a player attempted a shot on net that is a shot attempt. Traditional shooting percentage only uses shots on net.

Here is the link to the 2019-2020 season: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/i2zws9/true_shooting_percentage_including_all_shot/

2020-2021 Season:

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

#UNDER CONTRACT

#FLYERS UFA'S

#FLYERS RFA'S

#PLAYERS ELIGIBLE TO BE CHOSEN IN EXPANSION DRAFT

Options (Giroux & Hayes automatically protected):

• 7F / 3D / 1G
• 8FD / 1G

#PLAYERS INELIGIBLE TO BE CHOSEN IN EXPANSION

They were cooked in Greece.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

And now I’m cannelloni

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

#Philadelphia Flyers (8-12-4) at Vegas Golden Knights (15-10-0)

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Anaheim Ducks: Rickard Rakell, Jakob Silfverberg, Isac Lundeström, Hampus Lindholm

Arizona Coyotes: Johan Larsson, Loui Eriksson, Victor Söderström, Anton Strålman

Boston Bruins: Anton Blidh, Linus Ullmark

Buffalo Sabres: Victor Olofsson, Rasmus Asplund, Rasmus Dahlin, Robert Hägg

Calgary Flames: Elias Lindholm, Mikael Backlund, Rasmus Andersson, Oliver Kylington, Jacob Markström, Johannes Kinnvall*

Carolina Hurricanes: Jesper Fast

Chicago Blackhawks: Erik Gustafsson

Colorado Avalanche: Gabriel Landeskog, André Burakovsky, Jonas Johansson

Columbus Blue Jackets: Gustav Nyquist, Emil Bemström, Adam Boqvist

Dallas Stars: Oskar Bäck, John Klingberg

Detroit Red Wings: Lucas Raymond, Gustav Lindström

Edmonton Oilers: Philip Broberg, William Lagesson*, Oscar Klefbom*

Florida Panthers: Patric Hörnqvist, Gustav Forsling

L.A. Kings: Adrian Kempe, Viktor Arvidsson, Lias Andersson, Carl Grundström, Alexander Edler, Tobias Björnfot

Minnesota Wild: Joel Eriksson Ek, Victor Rask, Jonas Brodin

Montreal Canadiens: Mattias Norlinder*

Nashville Predators: Filip Forsberg, Mattias Ekholm

New Jersey Devils: Jesper Bratt, Andreas Johnsson

New York Islanders: Sebastian Aho

New York Rangers: Mika Zibanejad, Nils Lundkvist, Patrik Nemeth

Ottawa Senators: Erik Brännström, Anton Forsberg

Philadelphia Flyers: Oskar Lindblom

Pittsburgh Penguins: Marcus Pettersson

San Jose Sharks: William Eklund, Jonathan Dahlén, Erik Karlsson

Seattle Kraken: Alexander Wennberg, Adam Larsson, Calle Järnkrok*, Marcus Johansson*

St. Louis Blues: Oskar Sundqvist*

Tampa Bay Lightning: Victor Hedman

Toronto Maple Leafs: William Nylander, Pierre Engvall, Rasmus Sandin, Timothy Liljegren

Vancouver Canucks: Elias Pettersson, Nils Höglander, Oliver Ekman-Larsson

Vegas Golden Knights: William Karlsson, Robin Lehner, Mattias Janmark*

Washington Capitals: Carl Hagelin, Nicklas Bäckström*

Winnipeg Jets:

*: Skadad/COVID protokoll

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