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#FT: Millwall 1-2 Crystal Palace

Millwall scorers: Benik Afobe (17')

Crystal Palace scorers: Michael Olise (46'), Jean-Philippe Mateta (58')

Venue: The Den

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Millwall

George Long, Alex Pearce (Mason Bennett), Jake Cooper, Shaun Hutchinson, George Saville (Maikel Kieftenbeld), Billy Mitchell, Scott Malone, Dan McNamara, Tom Bradshaw (Matt Smith), Benik Afobe (Tyler Burey), Sheyi Ojo (Nana Boateng).

Subs: Besart Topalloj, Bartosz Bialkowski, Zak Lovelace, George Evans.

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Crystal Palace

Jack Butland, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Will Hughes (Luka Milivojevic), Jeff Schlupp (Jairo Riedewald), Conor Gallagher, Jean-Philippe Mateta (Odsonne Édouard), Eberechi Eze (Christian Benteke), Michael Olise (Nathaniel Clyne).

Subs: Jack Wells-Morrison, Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, Martin Kelly, Remi Matthews.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

17' Goal! Millwall 1, Crystal Palace 0. Benik Afobe (Millwall) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.

26' Jeffrey Schlupp (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card.

46' Goal! Millwall 1, Crystal Palace 1. Michael Olise (Crystal Palace) left footed shot from the right side of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Conor Gallagher.

50' Substitution, Millwall. Maikel Kieftenbeld replaces George Saville because of an injury.

56' Billy Mitchell (Millwall) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

58' Goal! Millwall 1, Crystal Palace 2. Jean-Philippe Mateta (Crystal Palace) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Michael Olise with a cross.

62' Substitution, Millwall. Mason Bennett replaces Alex Pearce.

64' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Christian Benteke replaces Eberechi Eze.

65' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Odsonne Édouard replaces Jean-Philippe Mateta.

81' Substitution, Millwall. Nana Boateng replaces Sheyi Oj

Hi All,

As it's show and tell weekend, I thought I'd post my perfume 'collection' on here. As some of you may know I review perfumes on here when I get chance, and have a particular fondness for Penhaligon's. Because of that, I've picked up a ton of their bottles. Whilst they have cost me a fair old penny, I've actually paid for the majority of them through clever ebaying, so this is a sideline hobby, as opposed to something that's cost me a fortune.

Anyway, let's run through them.

https://ibb.co/VVmCf75

Starting on the top row and working from backwards to front, and then left to right...

1. The Uncompromising Sohan - A rose/oud with a distinctive cumin note. Possibly the most in your face perfume I own - one for when you want to make an impression. Makes me feel 10ft tall...!

2. The Tragedy of Lord George - A neo-fougere based around a lavender shaving cream accord/tonka with a boozy top. Classy, modern and refined. Amazing bottle cap. Sometimes difficult to find the correct place to wear it (it feels too formal for a t-shirt, but perhaps too informal for a suit!).

3. The Impudent Cousin Matthew - A petitgrain based summer perfume. Smells incredible (and you could actually pick this up free on the Penhaligon's website when you spent over £75 recently). Longevity is the only issue I have with this one. It's superb.

4. Much Ado About The Duke - A slightly unusual gin/black pepper accord sitting alongside rose and cumin. Perhaps the most experimental of the Penhaligon's portraits. And another favourite of mine.

5. The Inimitable William Penhaligon - Definitely not experimental! Vetiver, ambroxan, jasmine. What it lacks in uniqueness it makes up for by just smelling so sodding good. Actually my most complimented perfume to the extent my boss once stopped a Skype meeting she was in to comment on it. Ha.

6. The Revenge of Lady Blanche. A green floral that I actually really enjoy wearing, despite the fact that Penhaligon's market this one as feminine. Clean, deep, somewhat shampoo-y in the base. Excellent.

7. Heartless Helen - A tuberose and ambroxan dominant perfume. Not necessarily original, and not the best in the Portraits range but still exceptionally wearable. There's also a slight tropical accord in there which I enjoy.

8. Terrible Teddy - Leather/Incense/Ambroxan. Loud and potent. Indeed, sometimes a little too loud and potent! I enjoy this one, but only when the occasion suits. A bit like wearing a leather jacket. Quite challenging as the

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Mathematical puns makes me number

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

#0': Northern Ireland vs United States

Venue: Windsor Park

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Northern Ireland

Conor Hazard, Danny Ballard, Ciaron Brown, Shane Ferguson, Conor McLaughlin, Corry Evans, George Saville, Jordan Thompson, Matthew Kennedy, Shayne Lavery, Kyle Lafferty.

Subs: Niall McGinn, Craig Cathcart, Josh Magennis, Stuart Dallas, Dion Charles, Gavin Whyte, Paddy McNair, Michael Smith, Bailey Peacock-Farrell, Alistair Mccann, Jamal Lewis, Liam Hughes.

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United States

Zack Steffen, Matt Miazga, Aaron Long, Antonee Robinson, Sergiño Dest, Tim Ream, Kellyn Acosta, Yunus Musah, Jordan Siebatcheu, Christian Pulisic, Giovanni Reyna.

Subs: Sebastian Lletget, Erik Palmer-Brown, Ethan Horvath, Luca De La Torre, Bryan Reynolds, Joshua Sargent, Brenden Aaronson, Chris Richards, Christian Cappis, Daryl Dike, Owen Otasowie, Chituru Odunze.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

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but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Put it on my bill

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Competition: FA Cup | Date: January 08, 2022

Kick off: 12:45 (Europe/London) | Venue: The Den

Referee: Anthony Taylor, England | FT: 90' Millwall 1-2 Crystal Palace

Recent form

Millwall: ****

Crystal Palace: ****

Team News:

Millwall

Formation: 3-4-2-1

Starting XI: George Long, Shaun Hutchinson, Alex Pearce, Jake Cooper, Dan McNamara, Billy Mitchell, George Saville, Scott Malone, Sheyi Ojo, Benik Afobe, Tom Bradshaw

Substitutes: Bartosz Białkowski, George Evans, Besart Topalloj, Maikel Kieftenbeld, Tyler Burey, Zak Lovelace, Nana Boateng, Matt Smith, Mason Bennett

Coach: G. Rowett

Crystal Palace

Formation: 4-3-3

Starting XI: Jack Butland, Joel Ward, Joachim Andersen, Marc Guéhi, Tyrick Mitchell, Conor Gallagher, Will Hughes, Jeffrey Schlupp, Michael Olise, Jean-Philippe Mateta, Eberechi Eze

Substitutes: Remi Matthews, Nathaniel Clyne, Martin Kelly, Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, Jack Wells-Morrison, Luka Milivojević, Jaïro Riedewald, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard

Coach: P. Vieira

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

17' GOAL! Scored by B. Afobe (Millwall)

26' Yellow Card for J. Schlupp (Crystal Palace)

46' GOAL! Scored by M. Olise (Crystal Palace)

49' Substitution: Maikel Kieftenbeld for G. Saville (Millwall)

56' Yellow Card for B. Mitchell (Millwall)

58' GOAL! Scored by J. Mateta (Crystal Palace)

62' Substitution: M. Bennett for Alex Pearce (Millwall)

64' Substitution: O. Édouard for J. Mateta (Crystal Palace)

64' Substitution: C. Benteke for E. Eze (Crystal Palace)

81' Substitution: M. Smith for T. Bradshaw (Millwall)

81' Substitution: N. Boateng for S. Ojo (Millwall)

81' Substitution: Tyler Burey for B. Afobe (Millwall)

81' Substitution: L. Milivojević for W. Hughes (

Competition: FA Cup | Date: January 08, 2022

Kick off: 12:45 (Europe/London) | Venue: The Den

Referee: Anthony Taylor, England | FT: 90' Millwall 1-2 Crystal Palace

Match Info:

Millwall

Formation: 3-4-2-1

Starting XI: George Long, Shaun Hutchinson, Alex Pearce, Jake Cooper, Dan McNamara, Billy Mitchell, George Saville, Scott Malone, Sheyi Ojo, Benik Afobe, Tom Bradshaw

Substitutes: Bartosz Białkowski, George Evans, Besart Topalloj, Maikel Kieftenbeld, Tyler Burey, Zak Lovelace, Nana Boateng, Matt Smith, Mason Bennett

Coach: G. Rowett

Crystal Palace

Formation: 4-3-3

Starting XI: Jack Butland, Joel Ward, Joachim Andersen, Marc Guéhi, Tyrick Mitchell, Conor Gallagher, Will Hughes, Jeffrey Schlupp, Michael Olise, Jean-Philippe Mateta, Eberechi Eze

Substitutes: Remi Matthews, Nathaniel Clyne, Martin Kelly, Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, Jack Wells-Morrison, Luka Milivojević, Jaïro Riedewald, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard

Coach: P. Vieira

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

17' GOAL! Scored by B. Afobe (Millwall)

26' Yellow Card for J. Schlupp (Crystal Palace)

46' GOAL! Scored by M. Olise (Crystal Palace)

49' Substitution: Maikel Kieftenbeld for G. Saville (Millwall)

56' Yellow Card for B. Mitchell (Millwall)

58' GOAL! Scored by J. Mateta (Crystal Palace)

62' Substitution: M. Bennett for Alex Pearce (Millwall)

64' Substitution: O. Édouard for J. Mateta (Crystal Palace)

64' Substitution: C. Benteke for E. Eze (Crystal Palace)

81' Substitution: M. Smith for T. Bradshaw (Millwall)

81' Substitution: N. Boateng for S. Ojo (Millwall)

81' Substitution: Tyler Burey for B. Afobe (Millwall)

81' Substitution: L. Milivojević for W. Hughes (Crystal Palace)

82' Yellow Card for Jack Butland (Crystal Palace)

FT: Millwall 1-2 Crystal Palace

Millwall scorers: Benik Afobe (17')

Crystal Palace scorers: Michael Olise (46'), Jean-Philippe Mateta (58')

Venue: The Den

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LINE-UPS

Millwall

George Long, Alex Pearce (Mason Bennett), Jake Cooper, Shaun Hutchinson, George Saville (Maikel Kieftenbeld), Billy Mitchell, Scott Malone, Dan McNamara, Tom Bradshaw (Matt Smith), Benik Afobe (Tyler Burey), Sheyi Ojo (Nana Boateng).

Subs: Besart Topalloj, Bartosz Bialkowski, Zak Lovelace, George Evans.

Crystal Palace

Jack Butland, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Will Hughes (Luka Milivojevic), Jeff Schlupp (Jairo Riedewald), Conor Gallagher, Jean-Philippe Mateta (Odsonne Édouard), Eberechi Eze (Christian Benteke), Michael Olise (Nathaniel Clyne).

Subs: Jack Wells-Morrison, Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, Martin Kelly, Remi Matthews.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

17' Goal! Millwall 1, Crystal Palace 0. Benik Afobe (Millwall) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.

26' Jeffrey Schlupp (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card.

46' Goal! Millwall 1, Crystal Palace 1. Michael Olise (Crystal Palace) left footed shot from the right side of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Conor Gallagher.

50' Substitution, Millwall. Maikel Kieftenbeld replaces George Saville because of an injury.

56' Billy Mitchell (Millwall) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

58' Goal! Millwall 1, Crystal Palace 2. Jean-Philippe Mateta (Crystal Palace) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Michael Olise with a cross.

62' Substitution, Millwall. Mason Bennett replaces Alex Pearce.

64' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Christian Benteke replaces Eberechi Eze.

65' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Odsonne Édouard replaces Jean-Philippe Mateta.

81' Substitution, Millwall. Nana Boateng replaces Sheyi Ojo.

81' Substitution, Millwall. Matt Smith replaces Tom Bradshaw.

81' Substitution, Millwall. Tyler Burey replaces Benik Afobe.

81' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Luka Milivojevic replaces Will Hughes.

82' Jack Butland (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card.

88' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Nathaniel Clyne replaces Michael Olise.

88' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Jairo Riedewald replaces Jeffrey Schlupp.

#[FA Cup - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Millwall 1-2 Crystal Palace

Match Info:

Date: January 08, 2022

Time: 12:45 (UTC)

Venue: The Den

Recent form

Millwall:

Crystal Palace:

Lineups:

Millwall - 3-4-2-1

Starting XI: George Long, Shaun Hutchinson, Alex Pearce, Jake Cooper, Dan McNamara, Billy Mitchell, George Saville, Scott Malone, Sheyi Ojo, Benik Afobe, Tom Bradshaw

Substitutes: Bartosz Białkowski, George Evans, Besart Topalloj, Maikel Kieftenbeld, Tyler Burey, Zak Lovelace, Nana Boateng, Matt Smith, Mason Bennett

Coach: G. Rowett

Crystal Palace - 4-3-3

Starting XI: Jack Butland, Joel Ward, Joachim Andersen, Marc Guéhi, Tyrick Mitchell, Conor Gallagher, Will Hughes, Jeffrey Schlupp, Michael Olise, Jean-Philippe Mateta, Eberechi Eze

Substitutes: Remi Matthews, Nathaniel Clyne, Martin Kelly, Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, Jack Wells-Morrison, Luka Milivojević, Jaïro Riedewald, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard

Coach: P. Vieira

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

17' GOAL! Scored by B. Afobe (Millwall)

26' Yellow Card for J. Schlupp (Crystal Palace)

46' GOAL! Scored by M. Olise (Crystal Palace)

49' Substitution: Maikel Kieftenbeld for G. Saville (Millwall)

56' Yellow Card for B. Mitchell (Millwall)

58' GOAL! Scored by J. Mateta (Crystal Palace)

62' Substitution: M. Bennett for Alex Pearce (Millwall)

64' Substitution: O. Édouard for J. Mateta (Crystal Palace)

64' Substitution: C. Benteke for E. Eze (Crystal Palace)

81' Substitution: M. Smith for T. Bradshaw (Millwall)

81' Substitution: N. Boateng for S. Ojo (Millwall)

81' Substitution: Tyler Burey for B. Afobe (Millwall)

81' Substitution: L. Milivojević for W. Hughes (Crystal Palace)

82' Yellow Card for Jack Butland (Crystal Palace)

88' Substitution: N. Clyne for M. Olise (Crystal Palace)

88' Substitution: J. Riedewa