A list of puns related to "Matching Outfits"
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
What a waist of paper.
My wife was getting ready for church and I was in charge of dressing the kids. I got my son dressed and told him to go tell his mother.
Son: "Daddy and I are best buds".
Wife: "That's great to hear".
Son: pulling on his sweater and upset "No, we're best buds".
Wife: "I know, you said that before".
I walk in with a matching outfit "No, we're vest buds!"
I work at a shoe store, often times when giving shoes to a customer we will sit down, especially the full-timers who are there a lot. My boss was sitting down talking to a customer about matching shoes with their outfits when it happened (he was sitting on tile):
"Yeah man, I always match my clothes... Hey, poortheologian, back me up and tell him that I do!"
"Okay." I then walked over, grabbed him and slid him about a foot back from where he was sitting.
He groaned, the groaned, I walked away.
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