What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?

People get sick of it but they still do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkJT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Mask Jokes

Me: Your mask looks like a diaper

Him: It's very comfortable though.

Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?

Him: It Depends....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethg4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I want to tell a vaccine joke

But some won't get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crimsonangel68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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PA + PN + LA + LN

Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodOldDragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......

Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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i hate anti-maskers

they make me sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llama2262
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My professor brought up costumes at lecture.

Prof - "Its good that ya'll got so excited for Halloween, but this row (indicates with hand) needs to take off the masks because its too scary for me to teach!"

No one was wearing a mask.

The prof is a grandpa so his dad jokes are squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrenadeStankFace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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