Mary Lamb Puns

A list of puns related to "Mary Lamb"

When Mary had a little lamb, the labor and delivery doctor was surprised...

When Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor died of shock.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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At lunch for my dads birthday.

The menu says "eat, drink, and feel Merry"

Dad says "and then Mary got mad and went home"

Hehehehehehe

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👤︎ u/mandino788
📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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My 76 year old grandpa

Mary had a little lamb, and the gynocologist was very surprised. I laughed.

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👤︎ u/MrsDisco
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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