Mary And Joseph Puns

A list of puns related to "Mary And Joseph"

How did mary and Joseph know that jesus weighed 7 pounds and six ounces

They had a weigh in a manger

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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What did the Three Magi say after giving Mary and Joseph two of their gifts?

But wait there's Myrrh

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ninjaboi333
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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Dad: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph were thirsty."

Me: "What? What do you mean?"

Dad: "There was NOEL."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/laughgary
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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