Martin Keamy Puns

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Y'alls help me out, but is that Kevin Durand in the new Batman trailer with Robert Pattinson? Thought it looked like him but I can't find his name in any of the promotional stuff or cast announcements. Or is this just a Keamy lookalike lol?

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Can someone please turn this title into art? I just found this show and this is all I can keep thinking about.

Not sure if this has been established here or not, but I had a little moment when I realized Kevin Durand was in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Widmore apparently mastered time travel as well.

Pics or it didn't happen

Kevin Durand here to talk about Dangerous (which opens in select theatres and on demand on November 5) and anything else that piques your interest.

You probably know me as Martin Keamy from Lost, The Blob from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and a bunch of other stuff. Any questions? What do you want to know? I'll be here to start answering questions at 5 PM ET.

EDIT: Thank you much for your great questions! It was great to hang out with you guys. Don't forget to check out my latest movie DANGEROUS in theaters and on demand on November 5th. This Friday!!! Much love and see you from the screen!

I don't mean the worst character from a narrative point (like someone like Nikki and Paulo), but the worst morally speaking.

I would have to go with Anthony Cooper.

Many characters are deeply morally gray (MiB, Ben, Ana Lucia, Sayid, Sawyer, Kate, Michael etc.), but no-one is so unapologetically selfish and cruel as Anthony "Tom Sawyer" Cooper.

Also he ruined the lifes of two of my (and I'm sure many people's) favourite characters.

Dishonourable mentions: Martin Keamy, Mr. Paik, Charles Widmore

What do you think?

Premises.

1. I’m not going to pretend that I have ALL the answers, ALL possible explanations. But many many things are widely accepted, and others are pure speculation.
2. Sorry for any linguistic mistakes. Not English native speaker here.
3. I’m sure the vast majority of people around here are well aware of what I’m about to write, but I made a similar post regarding The Matrix fully explained and all timelines in the Back to the Future trilogy, and they were both quite well received.
4. I’ll try to give in-universe explanations. I’m well aware that some things happened because writers didn’t plan everything, and came out with new ideas as things were moving on, or because they didn’t foresee things like Mr.Eko’s actor quitting.

Here we go.

The Heart of the Island. The Source.

The Heart of the Island is the most powerful and most important place on Earth. It’s the source of “life, death and rebirth”, something like the birthplace of life itself, the cradle of all souls. At the same time, it’s a place with an extreme level of electromagnetism. Just by itself it’s the representation of one of Lost’s major themes: Science and Faith. The Heart is at the same time a mystic location and a place with peculiar scientific qualities.

Mother is its Protector. We don’t know who she is, where she came from. It could be that she’s always been there. But considering that she does not behave like an "otherworldly being", but like a human, with personal interests, needs, feelings, it could be that she came to the Island by accident, and she fell inside the Heart (this could explain how she knows that going there is a fate worse than death). The way she is shown during the Across the Sea episode, dressed with both Jacob and MIB’s colors, could mean that she has all the powers in herself. She is the Protector, she is immortal, she is the only one who can find the Heart, and she is also a smoke monster. It doesn’t really change anything plot-wise, and there is nothing hinting at that, apart from her dressing and the fact that she kills all MIB’s people, but I’ve always found it cool.

Mother's colors are a combination of Jacob's and MIB's

Then Claudia and other Romans come to the Isl

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This guy deserves a lot of credit for keeping the show intriguing in season 2.
Here are 5 reasons I love this character:

1. Played by Clancy Brown who nailed the role. He has this brooding quality about him that worked well in both his off island backstory and on island Dharma Initiative involvement. His deep voice is a little bit reminiscent of Orson Welles which is perfect for this character.

2. LOST is a show about connections and he had some of the best. Sayid, Desmond, Kate's dad, and Radzinski. Four different characters with completely different backgrounds all tied to this one guy. It's these kinds of layers that make this show truly fascinating.

3. He's was a spook who taught Sayid everything he knows. It's very clear he will do what it takes to get things done but also - at the end of they day - he has redeeming qualities. These are demonstrated by setting Sayid free with resources to get home so he wasn't completely stranded and by inviting Desmond to join him on the boat when he could have easily just subdued him. He's a hardcore military type but not completely ruthless. Juxtapose this with a character like Martin Keamy.

4. He was a vessel of knowledge about the hatch and revealed 2 of it's greatest secrets to us. The Blast Door Map and The Failsafe Switch. The Hatch was quite the character in and of itself and Kelvin was it's gatekeeper. The intrigue of the Dharma Initiative and all the different stations are a major reason I return to this show and Kelvin is a very relatable character in this regard who maps them out and has possibly explored some of them.

5. It is assumed he joined the Dharma Initiative around 1992 so he was in the Swan for about 12 years and he's been through some major events on the island. He lived through the Purge and the Hostile take over, and he is partly responsible for the crash of Flight 815. He is quite the pivotal character.

In conclusion, Kelvin Inman is a badass who has been through some shit and every time I rewatch the show I get excited about his episodes. He is a great character on island and off who cranks the intrigue and increases the momentum of the show into season 3 and beyond.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

He’s the new temp.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.