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First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train of the Future’ (Riverside Museum)
Come to Riverside and step inside a life-size replica driver’s cab of the brand new Nova 2 train by FirstGroup TransPennine Express. The child-friendly interactive display is based on a new state-of-the-art electric locomotive, set to be introduce...
Dorothee Pullinger displays honours trailblazing automotive engineer (Riverside Museum)
Driving Force: Dorothée Pullinger and the Galloway Car celebrates the achievements of British engineering pioneer, business woman and racing driver Dorothée Pullinger. Dorothee co-founded the Women’s Engineering Society (WES) and we are deligh...
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency (Riverside Museum)
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency considers James Watt’s pioneering spirit and his legacy in a modern-day context, where the desire to be increasingly energy efficient to combat climate change is ever-present.
Curious About Glasgow (City Centre)
Explore Glasgow with these two self-guided walks. If you're feeling up to it, you can also include a treasure hunt for added fun.
Summer Long Sports Day (Hamleys Toy Store)
Most pandemic restrictions in the UK are now thankfully being lifted, however the end of the summer school term has still been affected with many sports days being can
... keep reading on reddit ➡Boss Baby is a 2017 American computer-animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by 20th Century Fox. Loosely based on the 2010 picture book of the same name by Marla Frazee, the film was directed by Tom McGrath, from a screenplay by Michael McCullers, and stars the voices of Alec Baldwin as the title character, along with Steve Buscemi, Jimmy Kimmel, Lisa Kudrow, Miles Bakshi, and Tobey Maguire. The first installment in The Boss Baby franchise, the plot follows a boy helping his baby brother who is a secret agent in the war for adults' love between babies and puppies.
Boss Baby premiered at the Miami International Film Festival on March 12, 2017, and was released in the United States on March 31. The film received mixed reviews from critics upon release, who praised its animation and voice performances but criticized its plot and humor. It grossed $528 million worldwide against its $125 million budget. The film received Best Animated Feature nominations at the Academy Awards, Annie Awards, and Golden Globes.
A Netflix television series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business, premiered on April 6, 2018, while a sequel film, The Boss Baby: Family Business, was released in theaters and on Peacock on July 2, 2021.
#Plot
Timothy "Tim" Templeton, an imaginative 7-year-old boy, relishes his parents' attention and is horrified when a new baby brother arrives. Baby, whom Tim saw arrive in a taxi, clad in suit and tie, and carrying a briefcase, behaves normally around the adults, crying for attention and food and diapers all day and night. However, Tim, who is fast growing jealous, sees Baby talking in an adult voice and behaving like an adult whenever Mr. and Mrs. Templeton aren't looking.
One day, Baby holds a staff meeting with other toddlers and infants, under the guise of a neighborhood play date. Timothy attempts to record them on a cassette tape, but he is seen and chased by Baby and his cronies. The parents see this as the children playing in the yard. When Baby destroys one of Tim's favorite toys, Tim attempts to slingshot him out a window, but his parents stop him and he accidentally slingshots the tape into the street, where a car smashes it. Tim and Baby are grounded until they learn to get along.
Baby makes Tim suck a special pacifier that allows them to see Baby Corp, where babies come from. Most babies go to families, but those who don't respond to tickling are sent to management, where they are given a special baby formula
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Summary:
The Templeton brothers have become adults and drifted away from each other, but a new boss baby with a cutting-edge approach is about to bring them together again - and inspire a new family business.
Director:
Tom McGrath
Writers:
Marla Frazee(characters)Michael McCullers
Cast:
- Alec Baldwin as Theodore Templeton
- James Marsden as Tim Templeton
- Amy Sedaris as Tina Templeton
- Ariana Greenblatt as Tabitha
- Eva Longoria as Carol Templeton
- Jimmy Kimmel as Ted Templeton
- Lisa Kudrow as Janice Templeton
- Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Armstrong
-- Rotten Tomatoes: 52%
Metacritic: 41
VOD: Theaters
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I'm a nanny, and I know being a new parent is frustrating, scary, overwhelming, and tiring. Here's a list of picture books that manage to find the humor in parenting--hopefully something to make you laugh and break up the never-ending cycle of Goodnight Moon, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, and Moo Baa La La La. (Not that those aren't also great books!)
Welcome: A Guide For New Arrivals by Mo Willems
Knuffle Bunny by Mo Willems
Go The F*ck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach
Safe Baby Handling Tips by David and Kelly Sopp
Boss Baby by Marla Frazee (it's nothing like the movie)
Just Because by Mac Barnett
- Fight Club is based on the 1996 book of the same name by Chuck Palahniuk.
- The Parent Trap is based on the 1949 German book Lisa and Lottie by Erich Kästner.
- Shrek is based on the 1990 picture book Shrek by William Steig.
- Psycho is based on the 1959 novel of the same name by Robert Bloch.
- Bird Box is based on the 2014 novel of the same name by Josh Malerman.
- Blade Runner and, in turn, Blade Runner 2049 are based on Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick.
- Mean Girls is based on a 2002 parenting book called Queen Bees and Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman.
- Freaky Friday is based on the 1972 novel of the same name by Mary Rodgers.
- Meet the Robinsons is based on the 1990 picture book A Day With Wilbur Robinson by William Joyce.
- The Boss Baby is based on Marla Frazee's 2010 picture book of the same name.
- Monte Carlo is based on the 2001 book Headhunters by Jules Bass.
- The Zenon films are based on the 1997 picture book Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century by Marilyn Sadler.
- The Iron Giant is based on the 1968 book The Iron Man by Ted Hughes.
- Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is based on a 1999 book of the same name by Dyan Sheldon.
- Catch Me if You Can is based on a 1980 book of the same name by Frank W. Abagnale Jr.
- Lincoln was based on the 2005 book Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln by Doris Kearns Goodwin.
- Silver Linings Playbook was based on Matthew Quick’s 2008 novel The Silver Linings Playbook.
- Jojo Rabbit was based on the 2004 book Caging Skies by Christine Leunens.
- And finally, The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under are based on the 1959 book The Rescuers and its sequels by Margery Sharp.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
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First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train of the Future’ (Riverside Museum)
Come to Riverside and step inside a life-size replica driver’s cab of the brand new Nova 2 train by FirstGroup TransPennine Express. The child-friendly interactive display is based on a new state-of-the-art electric locomotive, set to be introduce...
Dorothee Pullinger displays honours trailblazing automotive engineer (Riverside Museum)
Driving Force: Dorothée Pullinger and the Galloway Car celebrates the achievements of British engineering pioneer, business woman and racing driver Dorothée Pullinger. Dorothee co-founded the Women’s Engineering Society (WES) and we are deligh...
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency (Riverside Museum)
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency considers James Watt’s pioneering spirit and his legacy in a modern-day context, where the desire to be increasingly energy efficient to combat climate change is ever-present.
Curious About Glasgow (City Centre)
Explore Glasgow with these two self-guided walks. If you're feeling up to it, you can also include a treasure hunt for added fun.
Summer Long Sports Day (Hamleys Toy Store)
Most pandemic restrictions in the UK are now thankfully being lifted, however the end of the summer school term has still been affected with many sports days being cancelled
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Trains now running normally between Queen Street and Aberdeen
Due to the emergency services dealing with an incident between Queen Street and Croy the line is closed. Disruption is expected until 22:00 06/01.
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Trains now running normally between Queen Street and Inverness
Train services between Queen Street and Inverness will be.
Trains now running normally between Queen Street and Alloa
Train services between Queen Street and Alloa will be.
Trains now running normally between Queen Street and Dunblane
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Trains now running normally between Edinburgh and Queen Street
Train services between Edinburgh and Queen Street will be.
What's On Today
First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train of the Future’ (Riverside Museum)
Come to Riverside and step inside a life-size replic
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Due to passengers causing a disturbance on a train at Dalreoch the line towards Dalmuir is disrupted.
Train services running through this station will be delayed or reduced. Disruption is expected until 21:00 16/01.
Option 1 - Check if a rail journey is currently possible..
- Use the National Rail Enquiries real-time journey planner to check if you can continue your journey by rail.
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If you have had to drive to another station your ticket will be valid to collect your car on your return journey. Speak to a member of staff to validate your ticket.
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Currently, we have not arranged for your rail tickets to be accepted on local bus routes as yet. We will monitor this situation as the incident develops.
Option 3 - Rail Replacement Transport..
- Currently, we have not requested Rail Replacement Transport. We will monitor this situation as the incident develops.
Option 4 - Consider travelling later..
- You might wish to consider postponing your journey until our service's return to normal.
Let us help you:Please let us try and help you if you are being disrupted. At the station or on-train:* Speak to a member of staff or use the Help-point (station only).* Listen for announcements.* Information will be displayed on Customer Information Screens.Keep up to date or get in touch on your phone:Twitter: Live updates @ScotRail.WhatsApp: Contact us on WhatsApp.App: Live updates on our app. Phone: Contact Customer Relations.
What's On Today
First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
[Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train
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What's On Today
First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train of the Future’ (Riverside Museum)
Come to Riverside and step inside a life-size replica driver’s cab of the brand new Nova 2 train by FirstGroup TransPennine Express. The child-friendly interactive display is based on a new state-of-the-art electric locomotive, set to be introduce...
Dorothee Pullinger displays honours trailblazing automotive engineer (Riverside Museum)
Driving Force: Dorothée Pullinger and the Galloway Car celebrates the achievements of British engineering pioneer, business woman and racing driver Dorothée Pullinger. Dorothee co-founded the Women’s Engineering Society (WES) and we are deligh...
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency (Riverside Museum)
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency considers James Watt’s pioneering spirit and his legacy in a modern-day context, where the desire to be increasingly energy efficient to combat climate change is ever-present.
Curious About Glasgow (City Centre)
Explore Glasgow with these two self-guided walks. If you're feeling up to it, you can also include a treasure hunt for added fun.
Summer Long Sports Day (Hamleys Toy Store)
Most pandemic restrictions in the UK are now thankfully being lifted, however the end of the summer school term has still been affected with many sports days being cancelled
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Rain until tomorrow afternoon.
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No line problems reported.
What's On Today
First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train of the Future’ (Riverside Museum)
Come to Riverside and step inside a life-size replica driver’s cab of the brand new Nova 2 train by FirstGroup TransPennine Express. The child-friendly interactive display is based on a new state-of-the-art electric locomotive, set to be introduce...
Dorothee Pullinger displays honours trailblazing automotive engineer (Riverside Museum)
Driving Force: Dorothée Pullinger and the Galloway Car celebrates the achievements of British engineering pioneer, business woman and racing driver Dorothée Pullinger. Dorothee co-founded the Women’s Engineering Society (WES) and we are deligh...
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency (Riverside Museum)
Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency considers James Watt’s pioneering spirit and his legacy in a modern-day context, where the desire to be increasingly energy efficient to combat climate change is ever-present.
Curious About Glasgow (City Centre)
Explore Glasgow with these two self-guided walks. If you're feeling up to it, you can also include a treasure hunt for added fun.
Summer Long Sports Day (Hamleys Toy Store)
Most pandemic restrictions in the UK are now thankfully being lifted, however the end of the summer school term has still been affected with many sports days being canc
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Delays to services between Helensburgh Central and Edinburgh
Due to a speed restriction over defective track between Dalmuir and Dumbarton Central the line towards Glasgow is disrupted. Disruption is expected until the end of the day.
Train services between Helensburgh Central and Edinburgh are returning to normal but some services may still be delayed by up to 10 minutes.
Option 1 - Check if a rail journey is currently possible..
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If you have had to drive to another station your ticket will be valid to collect your car on your return journey. Speak to a member of staff to validate your ticket.
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Currently, we have not arranged for your rail tickets to be accepted on local bus routes as yet. We will monitor this situation as the incident develops.
Option 3 - Rail Replacement Transport..
*Currently, we have not requested Rail Replacement Transport. We will monitor this situation as the incident develops.
Option 4 - Consider travelling later..
*You might wish to consider postponing your journey until our services return to normal.
- Due to a safety inspection of the track in the Kilpatrick area, services will be running at a reduced speed through Kilpatrick station towards Dalmuir. Services may be delayed up to 10 minutes.
Let us help you:Please let us try and help you if you are being disrupted. At the station or on-train:* Speak to a member of staff or use the Help-point (station only).* Listen for announcements.* Information will be displayed on Customer Information Screens.Keep up to date or get in touch on your phone:Twitter: Live updates @ScotRail.WhatsApp: Contact us on WhatsApp.App: Live updates on our app. Phone: Contact Customer Relations.
Delays to services between Balloch and Airdrie
Train services between Balloch and Airdrie are returning to normal but some services may still be delayed by up to 10 minutes.
Delays to services between Queen Street and Mallaig
Train services between Queen Street and Mallaig are returning to normal but some services may still be delayed by up to 10 minutes.
Delays to services between Queen Street and Oban
Train services between Queen Street and Oban are returning to nor
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Self led Workshop - Share some South Asian Games (Scotland Street School Museum)
Currently Scotland Street is the only school designed by Charles Rennie Mackintosh that is still open to the public. This guide-led tour allows visitors to choose the topics for discussion and route of their walk around the building. This is inten...
GlaswegAsians (Scotland Street School Museum)
A Colourful Heritage exhibition celebrating 150 years of South Asian and Muslim history in Glasgow. Explore the community’s contribution to the city and commemorate the 80th anniversary of World War Two by learning about the British Indian Army s...
First complete illustrated book of all 676 internationally important ship models published (Riverside Museum)
Glasgow is renowned throughout the world as a centre for shipbuilding, this reputation is reflected in the city’s internationally significant collection of ship models, which are cared for by Glasgow Museums. A new book Glasgow Museums: The Ship...
Treasured shoe added to Athenia display on 80th anniversary of the sinking (Riverside Museum)
Eighty years ago the SS Athenia was outbound from Glasgow, Liverpool and Belfast to Montreal, Canada with over 1,000 passengers on board. On the day World War 2 was declared in September 1939 it was attacked and sunk, becoming the first maritime c...
Step inside Driver’s Cab from ‘Train of the Future’ (Riverside Museum)
Come to Riverside and step inside a life-size replica driver’s cab of the brand new Nova 2 train by FirstGroup TransPennine Express. The child-friendly interactive display is based on a new state-of-the-art electric locomotive, set to be introduce...
Dorothee Pullinger displays honours trailblazing automotive engineer (Riverside Museum)
Driving Force: Dorothée Pullinger and the Galloway Car celebrates the achievements of British engineering pioneer, business woman and racing driver Dorothée Pullinger. Dorothee co-founded the Women’s Engineering Society (WES) and we are deligh...
[Going Green – The Drive for Energy Efficiency](https://list.co.uk/event/1
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