Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Here's a list of the lawsuits the Ramseys have filed, with help from the JonBenét Ramsey Case Encyclopedia:
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Burke Ramsey vs. American Media, Inc., and Star Editorial, Inc. (1999) Lawsuit against the Star for publishing stories about Burke Ramsey that said he was the prime suspect in his sister's killing.
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Burke Ramsey vs. Windsor House, Eleanor von Duyke, and Dwight Wallington (2000) Lawsuit against Windsor House, Eleanor von Duyke, and Dwight Wallington, for publishing a book allegeding that Burke Ramsey molested and then killed his sister.
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Burke Ramsey vs. NYP Holdings, Inc. (2000) Lawsuit against NY Post for suggesting that Burke Ramsey had been involved in the death of his sister.
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Burke Ramsey vs. Court TV, AOL Time Warner, Time Warner Entertainment and Liberty Media (2001) Lawsuit against Court TV for naming Burke Ramsey as a focus in the investigation for the murder.
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John Ramsey and Patsy Ramsey vs. St. Martin’s Press and Steve Thomas (2001) Lawsuit against St. Martin’s Press and Steve Thomas for publishing a book theorizing that Patsy Ramsey killed her daughter and John Ramsey engaged in a coverup for the murder.
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John, Patsy, Burke Ramsey vs. Fox News Network, LLC (2003-2004) Lawsuit against FOX for airing a report with a statement that there "[had] never been any evidence to link an intruder to her brutal murder."
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Burke Ramsey vs. Werner Spitz (2016) Lawsuit against Werner Spitz for making statements in a CBS radio interview allegeding that Burke Ramsey bludgeoned his sister.
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John and Burke Ramsey vs. CBS News (2017) Lawsuit against CBS News and a panel of experts, including James Kolar, for a special concluding that Burke killed his sister and John engaged in a coverup for the murder.
(If I've forgotten any, please let me
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Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Buenosdillas
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
The Big Phone Home Write Up
I am Gona try my best to write down the main points as the podcast rolls.
This is basically the biggest public round up for the UFO disclosure movement. A free three day live event.
The Big Phone Home is an unprecedented convergence of professionals, scientists, Military members, and activists from across the spectrum of UAP research and activism to request Public Congressional Hearings to key government officials as well as to share our best practices for future success in the field of UAP research!
The main aim?
Get people talking sharing Twitter Facebook Reddit Media.
It's either this or never. Or another 70 years of nothing. The public asking questions for years... Well it's here now....
-Opening
Call, Mail, Emailing, The Big Phone Home Website helps alot and guides you. Even international people can help by signing petition.
https://thebigphonehome.com/
Step 1 - Sign Petition (super easy- takes 1 min)
Step 2 - Find your rep
Step 3 - Call (Guide Available), Mail (template available) Tweet and share.
Host Luis - different ideas and theories on the UFO phenomenon. Welcome all ideas. Where's the info. And what's going to be done with it. The gov has more info. And for them to start sharing the info. Not wanting classified top secret. One step at a time. Defo more hd footage of these UFOs. Ask for public live congressional hearings. Coverage on mainstream media. USA ideally lead and other countries join. All the guests lined up and questions are Gona be asked and answered.
Luis Elizondo will be on 2pm Pacific time and on a Monday also.
-Guest Panel
-Zach Cichy
-Jay Malibu (UK) from Project Unity
-Ryan Sprague @somewhereskies
Motivating the public/general public to ask and research and learn. NYT article and the progress since. Credibility. Platform for open debate. Spreading the message. Even international people can help by sharing. Making a difference and impact. New outlets. Internet. Media Vs the old days public UFO disclosure was limited. Momentum, growth, and open up communications instead collecting dust. We need to keep it going and stronger. Patience. John Greenwald. FOIA. Wilson memo. Be part of solution and not the noise.
Ross Coulthart and Luis Elizondo on live Monday.
Abductions sensitive subject. Should be brought in gradually and be discussed. Consiousness. Conversations need to happen at the right time going forward.
Admission by
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So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
