A list of puns related to "Mark Cohen"
Exactly 382 days have passed since Ryan Cohen's November 16th, 2020 letter.
If you subtract 420-382=38
Now to factor in the 7.41 constant, we multiply 38 by 7.41 to get a result of 281.58.
Now consider how the constant variable for how fuk hedgies are, 6.9, must be divided from 281.58. We then get a result of 40.80 rounded down without caring for significant figures.
Why is 40.80 important? Remember what Ryan Cohen said: "eew eew llams a evah I"
Now we have to consider what 40.80 means backwards... 08.04...? August 4th! WOW it's coming together now. That's correct it's Ryan Cohen's August 6th tweet with T+2 settlement time considered.
Now we must consider why this tweet is important, Cohen is using "reface" app. As obvious as it may seem to most seasoned Apes, Ryan is alluding to reface app being used. Why is this important? For ease, I screencapped their app store logo.
Obvious as day, their logo is an infinity sign pushing towards outer boundary limits. More importantly this app is used for "12+" ok ok now how do these relate...
Thats correct ape! In Cohen's tweet, we can see all the models rotating. It's obvious that we must turn the app logo.
Reface app meaning the infinity symbol is also just an "8" when turned sideways. But there's a | in the middle which is obviously a 1.
"12+8|1"
12+2+1=21
Cohen is pointing to 12.8.21....otherwise known as Q3 earnings.
The world's richest man that actually gives a damn about us.
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Is there a list of charities that Ryan supports somewhere that we may eventually spread the love after MOASS? (all money goes in to GME before MOASS) It would be a great way to show our appreciation to the man that will not only help us all become wealthy, but also saving a store that so many of us have fond memories of. ππ
We all know what happened after this tweet, many of us have been HingODL since around this date. Good Ape. Buy and Hold. Don't day trade. Tell your mom you love her.
I'm not an advisor, I make tin foil hats for a living.
(This is when you should put yours on btw)
By now we've all seen RC's tweet last night approximately 2,481 times. I will not make it 2,482.
And we all know the bullish undertones: literal diamond hands, bags, Tuesday Morning next door, etc. Bullish as fuck before, bullish as fuck after. Either way I was gonna buy more.
But why would RC want people to know he was in Culver City, CA? He seemingly could have left that detail out and accomplished the same thing.
Credit: Google. Decent company apparently.
Culver City CA is a hop, skip and a jump from Hawthorne CA.
"But OPeeeeeeeeeee (whining voice) what's so important about Hawthorne, CA?"
Calm your titties, young one. Hawthorne just happens to be home base for Elon's jet. And guess who flew there (hop, skip and a jump away from Culver City) on Friday, April 9th?
And guess who made a cryptic tweet the next day, Saturday April 10th?
And if your tin foil hat hasn't fallen off yet from the slickness of your smooth brain, guess who is the only human being Papa Cohen follows on Twitter?
No not Steam ya imbecile, that would be Elon Musk.
And oh yeah, Tesla is suuuuper interested in gaming for their cars.
Somebody should let Tesla know that half of their steering wheel has been stolen...
So
... keep reading on reddit β‘Oh, and they all have deep enough pockets to fix this rigged system.
Straight from Eddie Lampert's lips to your ears:
"Again, it is a mystery as to why those who are owners of publicly traded companies are required to disclose their holdings while those who sell short those very same securities are permitted to keep their positions private.
"Ultimately, the thing to remember about short selling is that the companyβs owners have the ability to regulate whether shares of their company can be sold short β even if regulations permit it. When shareholders choose to lend their shares, they are facilitating the ability to have those shares sold short. When they choose not to do so, the ability to sell short is reduced."
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1310067/000119312509038135/dex992.htm
Sears isn't dead, so who's the skull for?
Edit #1: Some very interest info has been dug up on Lampert. Tough to say if he's a man of his word (as noted in the quote above), or if it's just an act and he's acting only in his own self-interest while blowing smoke. I suspect we'll find out before too long. Big Seats hearing on Sept. 27.
Iβve been thinking about RENT a lot over the last few days and I truthfully cannot stand Mark. While driving home from work yesterday the thought crossed my mind βIf I were to play Mark, I would do ______, ______, and ______ to actually make him likable.β
Thing isβI am a cis female! So the question I present to you all is do you think a gender swapped Mark might be an interesting choice? Has anyone seen/heard of it being done before? Iβm just curious to hear peopleβs thoughts :)
Heather Gay & Meredith Marks
Edit: wow such downvotes. Tough crowd.
ASK YOURSELF: What if the tweet Ryan Cohen put out about his late father was not just in memoriam? His father passed away DECEMBER 2019. There is more to this than meets the eye.
What if he was giving a virtual βthanks, Dadβ for all that his father taught him about hard work? Why now so long after his father died and not on the anniversary, and no previous tweets in a similar manner?
He may have put out that tweet on the day that the outgoing CEO was given walking papers and RC was named the new CEO, but it had to go unannounced.
Another challenge, more hard work ahead, and recognition for what he was taught by the man who inspired him as he steps into his new role, albeit behind the veil for now. Thatβs how Iβd do it.
#Ryan Cohen has been crowned. πππππππππ«πππ₯³
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/cryptocurrency-dogecoin-rises-eve-elon-musk-snl-appearance-085057058.html
Dogecoin, which started as a joke in 2013, has rallied this week as internet users have tried to push the value of the coin to $1.
Lisa Barlow & Meredith Marks
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