Read the Raging Bull (1980) script, written by Paul Schrader and Mardik Martin. scriptslug.com/script/rag…
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Mardik Martin, β€˜Mean Streets’ and β€˜Raging Bull’ Co-Writer, Dies at 82 thewrap.com/mardik-martin…
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
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Baka!
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Couch potato
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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Spi__
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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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I couldn’t rush more than this to post it!
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It seems that she has got a bounty on her head
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I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Rolling her eyes, she said, "I give up. What?"

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

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What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy Uncle.....

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Happy moo year! !
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My son’s fourth birthday was today, but when he came to see me I didn’t recognize him at first.

I’d never seen him be 4.

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This just in from my daughter: What do you live in if you live in Antarctica?

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaebassist
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My son said, "What rhymes with orange?" I pondered for a while and replied...

"No, it doesn't."

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