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Competition: Premier League | Date: December 05, 2021
Kick off: 14:00 (Europe/London) | Venue: Old Trafford
Referee: Craig Pawson, England | FT: 90' Manchester United 1-0 Crystal Palace
Formation: 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: David de Gea, Alex Telles, V. LindelΓΆf, H. Maguire, Diogo Dalot, Fred, Bruno Fernandes, S. McTominay, Cristiano Ronaldo, M. Rashford, J. Sancho
Substitutes: M. Greenwood, A. Elanga, D. van de Beek, P. Jones, Mata, D. Henderson, N. MatiΔ, A. Wan-Bissaka, E. Bailly
Coach: R. Rangnick
Formation: 4-3-3
Starting XI: Guaita, J. Tomkins, N. Clyne, M. GuΓ©hi, T. Mitchell, C. KouyatΓ©, J. Schlupp, C. Gallagher, C. Benteke, J. Ayew, W. Zaha
Substitutes: O. Γdouard, M. Olise, E. Eze, J. Mateta, J. Riedewald, M. Kelly, J. Butland, L. MilivojeviΔ, W. Hughes
Coach: P. Vieira
Manchester United | 1 - 0 | Crystal Palace |
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61% | Ball Possession | 39% |
16 | Total Shots | 8 |
3 | Shots On Target | 2 |
7 | Shots Off Target | 3 |
6 | Blocked Shots | 3 |
8 | Shots Inside Box | 4 |
8 | Shots Outside Box | 4 |
9 | Corner Kicks | 6 |
3 | Offsides | 0 |
16 | Fouls | 9 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
2 | Goalkeeper Saves | 2 |
527 | Passes | 331 |
435 (83%) | Accurate Passes | 236 (71%) |
0' KICKOFF!
31' Yellow Card for N. Clyne (Crystal Palace)
62' Substitution: M. Greenwood for J. Sancho (Manchester United)
67' Substitution: O. Γdouard for C. Benteke (Crystal Palace)
67' Yellow Card for M. Guehi (Crystal Palace)
76' Substitution: A. Elanga for M. Rashford (Manchester United)
77' GOAL! Scored by Fred (Manchester United)
81' Yellow Card for S. McTominay (Manchester United)
84' Substitution: M. Olise for J. Ayew (Crystal Palace)
84' Substitution: E. Eze for C. KouyatΓ© (Crystal Palace)
86' Substitution: D. van de Beek for Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United)
90' Yellow Card for V. LindelΓΆf (Manchester United)
90' Match whistled off
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
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Fred | 8 | 95 | 1 | 7 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
Alex Telles | 7.9 | 95 | 2 | 7 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
Diogo Dalot | 7.2 | 95 | 1 | 3 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
Cristiano Ronaldo | 7.2 | 95 | 3 | 0 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
Victor L |
Share your preferred lineups below. Mine is as follows (4-2-3-1)
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Kante Kovacic
Ziyech Havertz Pulisic
Werner
I did not play for a week now and starting again today to face like 17 players out of 20 using Manchester United what happened ? Did the team got a boost from Konami with the last update ?
Before looking at their Wikipedia page I didn't realize who this team was!
For those who weren't following the league a few years ago, Yeovil Town Ladies were a stalwart club of the Championship but weren't seeming to be at the level of the WSL which was quite shown when the league shifted towards full professionalism in 2019. Yeovil went into administration in the 2018/19 season and were set for relegation to the Championship, but were unable to secure a 2nd division license and so they landed in the 3rd division.
The team went through a few name changes, from Yeovil Town Ladies to Yeovil Town Women (2019), and then to Yeovil United FC (2020). In March of this year Yeovil United merged with 9th tier men's side Bridgwater Town to form Bridgwater United.
For a team that has gone through a lot in the last few years, it's cool to see that hopefully there's finally some stability, even if it's under a new name. Also cool to see a team that in their final WSL season had trouble beating some Championship sides in League Cup, they beat a Championship side while playing in a tier below.
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MANCHESTER UNITED (Blind, Herrera, Martial) 3 - 1 (Benteke) LIVERPOOL
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Liverpool
Date: September 12th, 2015
Kick off BST: 12:45
Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester
Referee: Michael Oliver
Weather: 16Β°C, 68% Humidity, 13 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Liverpool F.C |
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De Gea | Mignolet |
Darmian | Gomez |
Smalling | Skrtel |
Blind | Lovren |
Shaw | Clyne |
Schweinsteiger | Can |
Carrick | Firmino |
Herrera | Milner |
Mata | Lucas |
Memphis | Ings |
Fellaini | Benteke |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, McNair, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Valencia, Young, Martial.
Liverpool F.C. SUBS: Bogdan, Toure, Sakho, Moreno, Origi, Rossiter, Ibe
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Stream(s):
Rooney and Schneiderlin out.
DAVEPLAYS
Fellaini starts up front with Martial on the bench.
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' United out in red. Liverpool kick off in white attacking the Stretford End.
6' Mignolet throws it out and it's deflected off Mata into Fellaini but his shot is lifted over the bar. Skrtel then messes up as well but the attack comes to nothing.
11' Darmian gets down the wing into the box and pulls it back but the ball can't be controlled by anyone and Liverpool clear.
20' Fellaini is caught offside trying to run in behind but Liverpool have grown into the game
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ARSENAL F.C. (Sanchez, Ozil, Sanchez) 3 - 0 MANCHESTER UNITED F.C.
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Arsenal F.C. and Manchester United F.C.
Date: October 4th, 2015
Kick off BST: 16:00
Venue: Emirates Stadium, London
Referee: Anthony Taylor
Weather: 18Β°C, 53% Humidity, 6 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Arsenal F.C. |
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De Gea | Cech |
Darmian | Bellerin |
Smalling | Mertesacker |
Blind | Gabriel |
Young | Monreal |
Carrick | Ramsey |
Schweinsteiger | Ozil |
Mata | Cazorla |
Martial | Coquelin |
Memphis | Sanchez |
Rooney (C) | Walcott |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Jones, McNair, Schneiderlin, Valencia, Fellaini, Wilson
Arsenal F.C. SUBS: Ospina, Debuchy, Chambers, Gibbs, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Giroud, Campbell.
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Young at LB puts Darmian on Sanchez
Carrick and Schweinsteiger start in midfield, without Schneiderlin or Herrera.
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' Arsenal kick off in red, United in the third black kit. Come on United!
2' Arsenal start off on the front foot, winning a free kick and then a corner. But United deal with both.
5' ARSENAL GOAL It's been all Arsenal and they score a quite brilliant goal. Ramsey feeds Ozil through who runs to the by-line and then pulls it back for Sanchez to backheel in. Typical Arsenal goal and United need to step it up.
6' ARSENAL GOAL Mesut Ozil scores. Another good piece
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MANCHESTER UNITED (Walker {OG}) 1-0 TOTTENHAM
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Barclays Premier League Opener between Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur
Date: August 8th, 2015
Kick off BST: 12:45
Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester
Referee: Jon Moss
Weather: 21Β°C, 49% Humidity, 11 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Tottenham Hotspur F.C |
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Romero | Vorm |
Darmian | Walker |
Smalling | Alderweireld |
Blind | Vertonghen |
Shaw | Davies |
Carrick | Bentaleb |
Schneiderlin | Chadli |
Mata | Dembele |
Memphis | Eriksen |
Young | Dier |
Rooney (C) | Kane |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Johnstone, Valencia, McNair, Schweinsteiger, Herrera, Pereira, Chicharito.
Tottenham SUBS: Lloris, Trippier, Wimmer, Alli, Carroll, Lamela, Mason
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Stream(s):
Pretty much the same as preseason
De Gea misses out on the squad completely
Herrera benched with Schweinsteiger and Pereira. Chicharito is also there!
FIRST MATCH OF THE SEASON FUCKING COME ON
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' The teams are out and shaking hands. The new kits look good. Fred the Red is back. Memphis is wearing 7. I'm crying. It's going to be good!
0' Tottenham kick off! United will face the Stretford End in the second half. COME ON!
4' JESUS CHRIST. Eriksen should have scored! Kane flicks it over to Eriksen whose first touch is with his head and he volleys inches over...
7' Vorm's first job is to catch a floated cross in from Darmian.
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CHELSEA (Costa) 1-1 (Lingard) MANCHESTER UNITED
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Chelsea and Manchester United
Date: February 7th, 2015
Kick off BST: 16:00
Venue: Stamford Bridge, London
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Chelsea F.C. |
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De Gea | Courtois |
Darmian | Azpilicueta |
Smalling | Zouma |
Blind | Terry |
Borthwick-Jackson | Ivanovic |
Carrick | Fabregas |
Fellaini | Matic |
Lingard | Mikel |
Mata | Willian |
Martial | Oscar |
Rooney | Costa |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, McNair, Varela, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Pereira, Memphis
Chelsea F.C. SUBS: Begovic, Baba, Cahill, Loftus-Cheek, Pedro, Traore, Hazard
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Stream(s):
Hazard and Pedro on the bench for Chelsea.
Carrick returns to the starting lineup, alongside Fellaini...
Pereira, Herrera, and Memphis are on the bench if necessary, as well as Schneiderlin.
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' United in red, Chelsea kick off in blue! We're underway!
6' United start on the front foot, controlling tempo and attacking within the Chelsea half. A succession of corners, however, are cleared and come to nothing.
10' United have looked to play wide and swing crosses in. Darmian and BoJack are going to be important with the delivery into the box today.
16' Chelsea counter for the first time as Willian bursts through the middle before feeding Oscar on the left. Oscar's shot is blocked, however, and eventually the ball dribbles out off Ivanovic for a goal-kick.
17' Martial forces a beautiful save from Courtois! He cuts in from the right and unleashes a powerful curler to the far
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League Cup Tie between Milton Keynes Dons F.C. and Manchester United F.C.
Date: August 26th, 2014
Kick off BST: 20:00
Venue: Stadium MK, Milton Keynes
Referee: Stuart Attwell
Weather: 16Β°C, 90% Humidity, 2 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Amos, McNair, Thorpe, A Pereira, Januzaj, Zaha, Wilson
Milton Keynes Dons F.C. SUBS: McLoughlin, Spence, Green, Randall, Powell, Hitchcock, Afobe x2
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Stream(s):
NO GOING FOR GOLD FOR LEAGUE CUP MATCHES
Team news: [](#ico
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ASTON VILLA 0 - 1 (Januzaj) MANCHESTER UNITED
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Aston Villa and Manchester United
Date: August 14th, 2015
Kick off BST: 19:45
Venue: Villa Park, Birmingham
Referee: Mike Dean
Weather: 16Β°C, 89% Humidity, 10 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Aston Villa F.C |
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Romero | Guzan |
Darmian | Bacuna |
Smalling | Richards |
Blind | Clark |
Shaw | Amavi |
Carrick | Veretout |
Schneiderlin | Gueye |
Memphis | Westwood |
Mata | Ayew |
Rooney (C) | Sinclair |
Januzaj | Agbonlahor |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Johnstone, Valencia, McNair, Schweinsteiger, Herrera, Young, Chicharito.
Aston Villa F.C. SUBS: Bunn, Baker, Hutton, Sanchez, Kozak, Gestede, Richardson
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Januzaj comes into the team for Young, which is the only change.
Romero starts again in goal after De Gea's unhappiness intensifies.
Chicharito is on the bench and may make an appearance either today or against Brugge.
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' United walk out in their beautiful new white kit.
0' Pre-match lineup shows Mata on the right with Januzaj down the middle and Memphis out wide! Not perfect, but we're progressing. Maybe Mata will play in the middle next week with Fellaini out wide?
0' UNITED KICK OFF! HERE WE GO!
3' Looks like Romero has gotten a short-sleeved shirt that h
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SWANSEA CITY F.C. (Ayew, Gomis) 2 - 1 (Mata) MANCHESTER UNITED F.C.
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Swansea City F.C. and Manchester United F.C.
Date: August 30th, 2015
Kick off BST: 16:00
Venue: Liberty Stadium, Swansea
Referee: Martin Atkinson
Weather: 19Β°C, 50% Humidity, 8 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Swansea City F.C. |
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Romero | Fabianski |
Darmian | Naughton |
Smalling | Fernandez |
Blind | Williams (C) |
Shaw | Taylor |
Schneiderlin | Cork |
Schweinsteiger | Shelvey |
Mata | Routledge |
Herrera | Sigurdsson |
Memphis | Ayew |
Rooney (C) | Gomis |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Johnstone, McNair, Valencia, Carrick, Young, Fellaini, Chicharito
Swansea City F.C. SUBS: Nordfeldt, Rangel, Bartley, Tabanou, Ki Sung-Yueng, Dyer, Eder.
Subreddits:
Same lineup as usual
Fellaini returns to the bench for the first time this season.
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' KICK OFF! United kick off in red. Swansea in white.
0' Naughton gives away an early free kick. Memphis will probably take.
1' It's low and forces a save from Fabianski but Swansea get it away.
6' Swansea are pressing very very high and pressuring our defence.
18' A lot of back and forth up to now. Rooney was played through and was in a foot-race with Williams but he couldn't control the ball and get the shot a
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Liverpool 1 - 2 MANCHESTER UNITED
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Liverpool F.C. and Manchester United
Date: 22 March 2015
Kick off GMT: 13:30
Venue: Anfield, Liverpool
Referee: Martin Atkinson
Weather: 9Β°C, 53% Humidity, 13 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Liverpool F.C. | Manchester United F.C. |
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Mignolet | De Gea |
Sakho | Smalling |
Can | Blind |
Skrtel | Jones |
Henderson | Valencia |
Moreno | Herrera |
Sterling | Carrick |
Allen | Young |
Sturridge | Fellaini |
Coutinho | Mata |
Lallana | Rooney |
Liverpool F.C. SUBS: Balotelli, Leiva, Gerrard, Johnson, Jones, Lambert, Toure
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Falcao, Rafael, Rojo, Januzaj, Valdes, Pereira, Di Maria
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Last time Liverpool lost was against us back in December, lets put them back in their place
Evans is still suspended and Shaw is out with a knock
Slippy is starting on the bench today
Remember never too late to make a sacrifice to the United gods
Form guide:
Liverpool: DWWWWW
Manchester United: DWLWWW
14' GOOOOOOAAAAALLL MATA!!!!!! credit to /u/wazza_ppr
SECOND HALF UPDATES:
46' SUBSTITUTION Gerrard comes on for Lallana
46' Gerrard just got a red card for stomping on Herrera who has received a yellow card credit to /u/w
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MANCHESTER UNITED 0 - 0 NEWCASTLE UNITED
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Newcastle United
Date: December 26th, 2014
Kick off BST: 12:45
Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester
Referee: Craig Pawson
Weather: 18Β°C, 76% Humidity, 2 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Newcastle F.C |
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Romero | Krul |
Darmian | Mbemba |
Smalling | Coloccini |
Blind | Taylor |
Shaw | Haidara |
Schweinsteiger | Colback |
Schneiderlin | Anita |
Januzaj | Wijnaldum |
Mata | Perez |
Memphis | Obertan |
Rooney (C) | Mitrovic |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Johnstone, McNair, Valencia, Carrick, Herrera, Young, Chicharito.
Newcastle United F.C. SUBS: Williamson, Tiote, De Jong, Aarons, Thauvin, Cisse
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Stream(s):
Same squad as Villa, with Basti starting instead of Carrick
LvG doesn't want to sell De Gea, but he's still not on the bench.
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' The teams are walking out. United in red, Newcastle in white and blue.
0' Newcastle kick off the first half attacking the Stretford End.
3' Memphis gets the first shot of the game off but it's a dribbler to Krul...
3' Rooney finishes well and is called offside when he isn't. Should be 1-0 to United.
5' Rooney and Schweinsteiger play a 1-2-3-4 and Rooney strikes from range but it's straight to Krul.
6' Unite
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MANCHESTER UNITED (Martial) 1- 2 (Jerome, Tettey) NORWICH CITY
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Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Norwich City
Date: December 19th, 2015
Kick off BST: 15:00
Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Norwich City F.C. |
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De Gea | Rudd |
Young | Martin |
Smalling | Bennett |
Jones | Bassong |
Blind | Olsson |
Carrick | Redmond |
Fellaini | O'Neil |
Memphis | Tetley |
Mata | Brady |
Martial | Hoolahan |
Rooney | Jerome |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, McNair, Varela, Schneiderlin, Pereira, Herrera.
Norwich City F.C. SUBS: Ruddy (GK), Whittaker, Howson, Mbokani, Dorrans, Mulumbu, Odjidja.
Subreddits:
Stream(s):
Rooney makes his 500th appearance
No Schneiderin or Herrera starting.
Smalling returns to the team, with Young
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' KICK OFF
0' Norwich kick off!
5' Fast paced start for United. All of the possession right now and a few dangerous balls in.
9' Very good United interplay results in Rooney putting the ball in the back of the net but Fellaini is about a yard offside before he fed Rooney for the finish into the corner.
14' Attacking play from United results in the ball eventually dropping to Memphis just outside the box and he tries to dig one out and curl it to the far corner but it's high and wide.
20' United still with the majority of the attacking impetus but no shots to trouble Rudd yet.
25' United's possession has looked better today with a lot of one-two's and good interplay. A few United corners and free ki
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