My friend who is a panda makes a terrible father

Because all he does is eats, shoots and leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam14brfc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why do pigs make terrible teachers?

Because they’re so boaring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontOOFmeplz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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You know you’ve made a terrible joke when you make the math teacher completely lose it.

Teacher: β€œIf acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.”

Me: β€œYou might say that for ruining the math, it’s being a jerk.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobby-Bobson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?

Because he Never Lands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithTheFlan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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People who do Origami make terrible poker players...

They always fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnvoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I’ve been diagnosed with a terrible disease that makes me tell an abundance of airport jokes...

The doctor says it’s terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kippergills
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why do drummers make terrible couch salespeople?

They charge per cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I make terrible science puns.

But only periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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I used to make terrible apocalypse puns.

But armageddon better at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Vampires make terrible teachers

They never have any final reflections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Why do Jedi's make terrible parents?

Because they force feed their kids...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHERNO-B1LL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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My friends and I usually try to make as many terrible dad jokes as humanly possible. Today I came up with two...

Firstly, the other day in my Swedish language class I was conversing flirtatiously with a chick whom I sit near. She had said how she wants to be a lawyer, and the word for lawyer is "advokat" in Swedish. So I said "ah so you want to be en advokat? Cool, but why not a normal cat?"

And then earlier today I said to an American friend of mine: "If Oregon had more of an Italian herbalist population, wouldn't it become Oregano?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatsumotoKurier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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