Why do people always make you to sit down before they tell you bad news?
Because they know that you won't stand for it.
I was going to make a bad dad joke about my kids...
...but I just need to go grab my cigarettes from my car real quick.
I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.
I don't do it on porpoise.
I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...
My 7-year old niece made this up: What does Santa say when someone makes a bad decision?
That's a ho-ho-horrible idea!
If this makes me a bad person for laughing at this then so be it its a joke
Does that make me bad at goodminton?
I used to make loads of bad jokes back in the day
When someone makes a bad pun:
What do you call it when Wilhelm II makes a string of bad puns?
Why did the Bad AV tech make a bad cop?
Paul the chemist makes a bad pun
"Dad, why don't mom make bad joke like you ?"
"Well, she already made joke out of me twice and she says she ain't kidding anymore."
I randomly place these around my work place. If you’re having a bad day, look up at what I drew for you. No, they’re not my original thoughts, but it makes work a better place.
Vampires continuously make bad decisions...
...because vampires don’t reflect.
When do strippers make bad life choices?
Why do prisoners make bad musicians?
Because they're always behind a few bars and can't find the key.
In a horrible accident, astronauts were killed when they tried to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by telling it bad puns.
It was no laughing matter.
My son asked me how to make a bad joke
My kid didn't want to make butter today I said too bad it's your churn.
Why do ducks make bad plumbers?
Because they leave your waterfowl, the bill is always on the front end, and they have excessive plumbers quack.
I make bad science puns........
.....but only periodically
Why do midgets make bad parents?
They always struggle to put food on the table.
I promise not to make any bad new year's Eve jokes
What happens to photographers when they make bad puns all the time?
Dad makes bad comments sometimes, and rarely one of his kids will point out that he can be a little racist.
His just shakes his head.
'I'm not racist, I'm too slow!'
My boyfriend likes to make really bad puns, tonight's was this... "What do you call multiple Scamp's?" (Scamp being my dog btw) "A Scampede.."
imgur.com/hwrEINQ
Why did the soviet make a bad SWAT team leader?
The only thing he said was Russian.
Why do windows make such bad liars?
Because you can always see right through them!
My 16 yr old son loves muscle cars and luxury cars. He noticed a beautiful Lexus next to us at a light. I told him too bad Lexus doesn't make a muscle car.
They could call it Flexus.
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