Mafia Boss Puns

A list of puns related to "Mafia Boss"

What do you call a serious mafia boss?

The DON don donnn

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👤︎ u/Qrow_pine
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss

He always catches the snitch

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👤︎ u/3174N
📅︎ May 09 2020
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A mafia boss hired a hitman to take down a few pines in his front yard

The hitman asked: 'what do you want me to do after the job is done?' The mafia boss replied: 'I want you to go bury tree bodies.'

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the Toronto Mafia Boss known for telling bad jokes?

The call him The Stand Up Canadian.

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👤︎ u/SiLifino
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Mafia Boss: I want this guy hurt. I want the brake lines of his car to be rusting.

Scientist: Got it.

Boss: And make sure....it looks like an oxidant.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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what do you call it when a mafia boss named Ana Conda sends his snobbish criminal henchman to go on a mission that includes said henchman to go down multiple flights of stairs?

Conda sending condecending con decending

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👤︎ u/Jackg4444
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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👤︎ u/baguettesniper
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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