Madeline Turner Puns

I know I’m a few days late to the party but I finally managed to complete my 2021 summary, so here it is.

THE NUMBERS

51 books read, plus one DNF. Two books were physical copies, the rest were on kindle. No audiobooks. This includes part of a 2020 Bingo card, a complete 2021 Bingo card and most of a second 2021 card. This was in line with my objectives for the year, as I wanted to see if I could complete two 2021 Bingo cards. I have eight books left for my second card, comfortably on track to complete it on time. Next year I’ll just do one card, as I have some series and non-genre reads to catch up on.

23 Fantasy, 20 Science Fiction, 6 Horror and 2 genre-related nonfiction. Some books have elements of multiple genres, so these numbers are approximate.

30 books by new-to-me authors (Book Bingo working as intended!). The majority of these books were good or better, and several were truly excellent.

26 Female and 25 Male authors as far as I know (allowing for some multi-author books and some authors for whom I read more than one book), with apologies for any mis-gendering.

THE BOOKS

I don’t give books numerical ratings, as I find it impossible to give consistent ratings over the course of a year. Similarly, my choice for the top books would change from day to day. However, there are certainly books that stand out from the rest, so here are some short(ish) comments on my notable books of the year (NB possible minor spoilers). The categories that I’ve used are arbitrary and I’ve chosen to restrict books to one category only, which forced some interesting choices. The order in which books are listed within a category has no significance.

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BEST PROSE

The Empress of Salt and Fortune by Nghi Vo. This is a beautiful and poignant novella, telling a brief history of the titular Empress as recounted by someone who knew and loved her. Chih, a travelling cleric and scholar, visits a remote country house to learn more of the Empress of Salt and Fortune. The Empress was a victim of a forced marriage who had spent several years in exile at the house before overthrowing her husband the Emperor and becoming Empress in her own right. At the house Chih meets Rabbit, a former servant and friend of the Empress, who tells stories of the Empress’ rise to power that are prompted by various objects found around the house. Vo uses the structure of stories within a story perfectly, recounting historically significant even

Hello everyone! You posted your list of top 10 favorite books or series and we have (finally) completed the list. This list includes all entries with 5 or more votes.

• Voting thread.
• Full list can be found here along with the cleaned up data set if anyone is ambitious.
• 2019 poll results

This year had nearly 941 individual votes with nearly 9000 total votes. That's about twice as many votes as we had in 2019! There are about 1100 series on the full list.

Special thanks to the other mods for helping out, especially u/Dianthaa, u/cubansombrero, and u/Cassandra_Sanguine as I could not have finished this without them.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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The purpose of this symposium is to provide a seminar for transferring ideas, interpretations and research results among the scientists and analysts of parallel steganography. Especially, the aim of this symposium is on the algorithms and epistemologies that solve the issues related to the improvement, analysis, and development of simulated annealing, metamorphic cloud, and neural networks. The workshop also plans at supplying a forum for solving the typical grand challenges in the investigation, exploration, and analysis of pervasive technology and semantic archetypes. Thus, this conference intends to argue not only that von Neumann machines and scatter/gather I/O are always incompatible, but that the same is true for lambda calculus.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Mathematical puns makes me number

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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5231. Interviewing: Principles and Practices, 14th Edition: Charles J Stewart &, William B Cash

5232. Introductory Algebra for College Students, 7th Edition : Robert F. Blitzer

5233. The Globalization of World Politics, 7th Edition: John Baylis

5234. Macroeconomics, 10th Edition : N. Gregory Mankiw

5235. Painless Grammar, 4th edition : Rebecca Elliott

5236. The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists, 6th Edition: Jacqueline E. Kress & Edward B. Fry

5237. Reinventing Project-Based Learning: Your Field Guide to Real-World Projects in the Digital Age, 2nd Edition: Boss Suzie & Jane Krauss

5238. Medical Physiology E-Book, 3rd Edition: Walter F. Boron &, Emile L. Boulpaep

5239. Medical Physiology E-Book, 2nd Updated Edition : Walter F. Boron & , Emile L. Boulpaep

5240. Algebra: Beginning and Intermediate, 3rd Edition: Richard N. Aufmann & Joanne Lockwood

5241. Theory of Computation, 1st Edition George Tourlakis: George Tourlakis

5242. Financial & Managerial Accounting, 18th Edition : Jan Williams & Susan Haka &, Mark S Bettner & Joseph V Carcello

5243. Introduction to Policing The Pillar of Democracy, 2nd Edition: M.R. (Maki) Haberfeld &, Charles Lieberman &, Amber Horning

5244. American Politics Today, 6th Edition: William T. Bianco &, David T. Canon

5245. Interplay: The Process of Interpersonal Communication, 14th Edition: Ronald B. Adler &, Lawrence B. Rosenfeld &, Russell F. Proctor II

5246. Gramática Española : Análisis y Práctica, 3rd Edition: Larry D. King & Margarita Suñer

5247. Teaching Today's Health, 10th Edition: David Anspaugh &, Gene Ezell

5248. Adventures in Social Research: Data Analysis Using IBM SPSS Statistics, 10th Edition: Earl R. Babbie & William E. Wagner & Jeanne S. Zaino

5249. Experience Psychology, 4th Edition : Laura King

5250. Asian American Dreams: The Emergence of an American People, 1st Edition: Helen Zia

5251. Evidence-Based Geriatric Nu

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

I previously identified two distinct clusters of voters in the 2021 Top Novels poll.

I selected 234 people who voted for at least two of the books in Cluster 2 (shown below) and tallied their votes separately to arrive at this list. If your tastes didn't quite match the official poll, this list might be more helpful for picking reads.

The Cluster 2 books (italicised) are (slightly) artificially inflated because I selected people who voted for them. But there are 20 books on the list and people only needed to vote for 2 to be included, so it didn't seem fair to exclude them either.

Put it on my bill

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

He lost May

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?