Small apples

Wife and I were at the grocery store and she finds a bad of tiny apples (about the size of strawberries).

Wife: "Look at these mini-apples! So cute"

Me: "I wonder where these mini-apples are made...?"

Wife (checks the bag): "It says California here"

Me: "Nope, definitely not California."

Wife (confused): "What do you mean...?"

Me: "They are obviously made in Minneapolis."

Wife (groans): "Walked right into that one"

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📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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Ohh dad. The funny part is I'm only 26 and I'm starting to show his humor.

"Hey Robosho, did you know that there was a major crime today in the Central Valley (California, all this part is true). The thieves got away with stealing over 400,000 dollars worth of walnuts"

Then he added, "yea, the cops called it a real nutcase"

And with a huge grin on his face, he ended , "I made that last part up"

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