I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
FT: Hearts 2-1 Celtic
| Hearts | Score | Celtic |
|---|---|---|
| G. Mackay-Steven 8' | [1]-0 | |
| 1-[1] | A. Ralston 54' | |
| J. Souttar 89' | [2]-1 |
Date: 31/07/2021 — 21:00 CEST, 15:00 EDT, 20:00 BST, 00:30 IST
Competition: Premiership (Round 1)
Venue: Tynecastle Park (Edinburgh)
Lineups
| Hearts | Notes | Celtic | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| WWWLW | LLLDL | ||
| Manager: R. Neilson | Manager: A. Postecoglou | ||
| 1 C. Gordon | 29 S. Bain | ||
| 2 M. Smith | A 89' | 4 C. Starfelt |
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Put it on my bill
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
I know I’m a nobody when it comes to the community but I just have nowhere else to grieve, sorry in advance for this post, I know I’ve been posting a lot about KiX’s passing but I just want to post this in the hopes that my story can help others and myself get past this tragedy…
So I first started playing R6 during Dust Line, I’m pretty sure I was watching Playing Ducks vs Continuum and my first round believe it or not was 5-5 match point in which my favourite team to this day won their first trophy. esports was starting to pique my interest at the time. I had just started high school at the time and I fell in love with the casting from KiX and Panky. If only I knew what that moment would’ve led me to. His reaction to the clutch and NA’s victory was amazing and got me hooked.
Fast forward to the S.I 2017, I was starting to fall in love with R6, I watched both Continum games and like clockwork, the casting was excellent and at the time I thought it would be the peak of r6 and that I would eventually move on but I didn’t.
Fast forward the next year, I was in math class watching classic playdays with the amazing duos of Mzo & Milosh, the not long to last duo of KiX & Bloodbath. I didn’t really pay attention to him at the time but when the drama between KiX and Bloodbath started, I thought KiX was immature and I was hesitant to watch his games, but oh boy did he win me over once a very special duo was created that year. Parker “Interrobang” Mackay and Michael “KiXSTAr” Stockley started casting together and they quickly became my favourite duo. I started watching every event and watching their matches. To the heartbreak of listening to them cast EG getting knocked out by ENCE to the incredible line of “Kanto with the first kill of the series, the second kill of the series, THE THIRD KILL OF THE SERIES! THE FOURTH KILL OF THE SERIES!!” And I fell in love. His casting not only got me into the rabbit hole, but he got many of you into it as well. He got one of my best IRL friends into the R6 Pro scene too and we bonded because of it and duo queued ranked once I got my new PC and we wanted to be just like KiX and I was a big fan of Canadian at the time as well. (Shoutout to him)
Fast forward to S.I 2018, he and Parker helped elevate the game & bring the game to a whole new level. With the iconic EG vs PENTA grand final. They helped get R6 on the map and helped the game get bigger.
Fast forward to the many playdays that helped me get through my
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
He lost May
