Because they're all not 'C's.
Happy No L!
... E deer, F deer, G deer, H deer, I deer, J deer, K deer, L deer, M deer, N deer, P deer, Q deer, R deer, S deer, T deer, U deer, V deer, W deer, X deer, Y deer and Z deer.
Wait.. did I miss one out? O deer
S β O β M β E β v β i β e β w s are r β e β f β r β a β C β T β E β D, but I'm fully transparent.
βyes but just to prove youβve been paying attention Iβd like you to recite the alphabet firstβ
So with his best effort the boy replies βA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Zβ
The teacher says βvery good but what happened to the P?β
βWell this took so long itβs running down my legβ
and says, βGive me two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter says, βIβm sorry sir, weβre out of chocolate.β
The man replies with, βwell, in that case...hm... give me two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter says, βSir, Iβm sorry but weβre out of chocolate.β
The man, thinking hard this time says, βWell, I want two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter, now irate, says, βSir, can you spell the straw in strawberry?β
βS-T-R-A-Wβ
βCan you spell the van in vanilla?β
βV-A-Nβ
βCan you spell the fuck in chocolate?β
The man thinks for a second and says, βThere is no βfuckβ in chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter slaps the countertop with his hand and says, βThatβs what Iβve been trying to tell you! There is no fuckinβ chocolate.β
My wife, 2 year old son, and I were traveling this past week and went through a drive thru for lunch. After finishing his meal, my son was trying to figure out what the bag said. Not being able to turn around and see what he is seeing, the following exchange took place.
Wife "Do you know what the letters are on the bag?"
Son "Yes!"
Wife " Tell me what the letters are"
Son "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!"
Me "Was that his first dad joke?"
Wife "He is definitely your son" and rolled her eyes.
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
No-el no-L
Why did A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z all get sent to the principal's office?
Because they were naughty! (Not "E")
Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?
Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
Home A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
No home o
