43 Hilarious M.c. Hammer Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....

It can't touch this.

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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December 1st, 1991. New entry in the Billboard Hot 100: M.C. Hammer- "Addams Groove". youtu.be/jqQwzgixHAM

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👤︎ u/thamusicmike

📅︎ Dec 02 2021

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M. C. Hammer goes to the foot doctor?

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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Who did it better? ( NFL 1-handed interception Highlight edition) Miami Dolphins Xavien Howard vs. The Kansas City Chiefs Tyreek Hill? Or... Indianapolis Colts Kenny Moore II vs. Las Vegas Raiders Darren Waller? (Set to M.C. Hammer's : 'You can't touch this') v.redd.it/3k3km9lgb7561

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👤︎ u/LawrenceOwen

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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Who did it better? ( NFL 1-handed interception edition) Miami Dolphins Xavien Howard vs. The Kansas City Chiefs Tyreek Hill? Or... Indianapolis Colts Kenny Moore II vs. Las Vegas Raiders Darren Waller? (Set to M.C. Hammer's : 'You can't touch this') v.redd.it/yvnkzyzj97561

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👤︎ u/LawrenceOwen

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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Football players found out their coach used to dance for M.C. Hammer, made him do the dance at practice. gfycat.com/FlamboyantOrde…

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS

📅︎ Aug 21 2017

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Who did it better? ( NFL 1-handed interception edition) Miami Dolphins Xavien Howard vs. The Kansas City Chiefs Tyreek Hill? Or... Indianapolis Colts Kenny Moore II vs. Las Vegas Raiders Darren Waller? (Set to M.C. Hammer's : 'You can't touch this') v.redd.it/yvnkzyzj97561

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👤︎ u/LawrenceOwen

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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SNDL: IN THE WORDS IF M.C.HAMMER..."U CANT TOUCH THIS."

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👤︎ u/GoatQuiet2825

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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Ultramarines Assault Squad! Salvaged them after a terrible priming with a "Gloss" paint + primer. I'm especially happy with how the molten Power Hammer turned out. C&C welcome and appreciated! reddit.com/gallery/iosvyk

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👤︎ u/KscottCap

📅︎ Sep 08 2020

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$$$ Football players found out their coach used to dance for M.C. Hammer, made him do the dance at practice. gfycat.com/flamboyantorde…

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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[OC] The M.C. Hammer

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👤︎ u/TChurroc

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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What type of hammer is this? Similar to a cross pein however the shape is slightly different, is it an older design or for a specific purpose? There are some stamped lettering which read MATKOR M.E.C I believe.

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👤︎ u/HazelMcBab

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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Hey ladies it's the big C, I'm into chocolate panties, Cup O Noodles and Hammer Time, hit me up

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👤︎ u/jeffg8867

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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M.C. Hammer Concert Doll, Mattel Inc., 1991

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👤︎ u/fiizok

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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TIL MMA fighter Rory MacDonald would come out to music like M.C. Hammer's "U Can't Touch This", "300 Violin Orchestra" and Nickleback because the music guy was texting Rory's old phone number for his walkout music and a fan was responding bloodyelbow.com/2014/9/2/…

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👤︎ u/I_Like_Tech_Drawings

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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M.C. Hammer is still relevant, right?

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👤︎ u/AchillesPDX

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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TIL MMA fighter Rory MacDonald would come out to music like M.C. Hammer's "U Can't Touch This", "300 Violin Orchestra" and Nickleback because the music guy was texting Rory's old phone number for his walkout music and a fan was responding bloodyelbow.com/2014/9/2/…

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👤︎ u/paccount1122

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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SNL in the 90's had the best guests- Wednesday and Pugsley Addams along with Chris Farley and M.C. Hammer.

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👤︎ u/Wrights66

📅︎ Oct 21 2018

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M.C. Hammer: "baby got ________"

minscore: 5

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👤︎ u/Boosucker0

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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Hammer Time: A Montage by M.C. Hammer v.redd.it/49x2ivhjxqd31

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👤︎ u/Mahboishk

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Silver Hammer ($HAMR.C / $HAMRF) Making An Addition Of A Mining Industry Veteran – Ron Burk

Ron Burk has an impressive resume working in high level positions for major, multi billion-dollar mining corporations and discovering some of the largest gold and silver deposits in the world.

https://preview.redd.it/rq2fu2zgymx71.jpg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31bc2114d2357f98e672288bf699b190f8276006

If you are unfamiliar with Ron Burk, read the release today to see some of his instrumental discoveries.

For example he made discoveries at:

Pitarrilla (Mexico) which is a 500+ mm silver oz mine (https://www.ssrmining.com/operations/development/pitarrilla/)

Snowfield (British Columbia) – “25.9 million ounces of gold in the measured and indicated category and a further 9.0 million ounces in the inferred category as well as substantial copper resources” (https://www.seabridgegold.com/press-release/seabridge-gold-buying-snowfield-property-from-pretivm-resources-a)

Brucejack (British Columbia) – 4.2 million oz of gold Reserves. (https://www.pretivm.com/brucejack/overview/default.aspx)

Silver Hammer is owner of 3 major projects with very high grade silver in Idaho and Nevada.

https://silverhammermining.com/silver-strand/

https://silverhammermining.com/the-eliza-silver-project/

https://silverhammermining.com/the-silverton-silver-mine/

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👤︎ u/Cynophilis

📅︎ Nov 04 2021

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[PS4] M.C HAMMER 2 Attires and Moveset #M.C HAMMER #HAMMER #RCOEHRS

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👤︎ u/Warbotter

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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Dakota Johnson Says Cancel Culture Is a "F--king Downer" After Working With Armie Hammer, Shia LaBeouf Dakota Johnson may be canceled for her c... celebnation.com/news_feed…

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👤︎ u/celebnationofficial

📅︎ Nov 05 2021

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Was M C Hammers song hammer time a sexual reference?

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👤︎ u/Impressive_Orange

📅︎ Mar 28 2020

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My Wolf Lord on Thunder Wolf (WIP). With Armour of russ (looks like terminator armour), Thunder hammer (will eventually look like he's thrown it) & Storm shield with trophies (represents beastslayer). Also a few of his personal guard 'The Cursed'. C&C welcome reddit.com/gallery/oedyhz

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👤︎ u/40k-Newb

📅︎ Jul 05 2021

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A hammer wielding boi i made late at night, he's from a custom chapter I decided to start called The Sentinel Of Dorn, his name is 1st captain Galloway and he is the oldest of the chapter at 974 years old. Any suggestions for accessories for him and C&C is welcome.

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👤︎ u/SithCrusader

📅︎ Aug 26 2021

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Football players found out their coach used to dance for M.C. Hammer, made him do the dance at practice. gfycat.com/FlamboyantOrde…

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_STEAM_K3YS

📅︎ Aug 21 2017

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'92 self-cringe: "Mom, take a picture of me with M.C. Hammer's suit!" imgur.com/2oL3yFX

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👤︎ u/sharilynj

📅︎ Mar 23 2013

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[todayilearned] TIL MMA fighter Rory MacDonald would come out to music like M.C. Hammer's "U Can't Touch This", "300 Violin Orchestra" and Nickleback because the music guy was texting Rory's old phone number for his walkout music and a fan was responding bloodyelbow.com/2014/9/2/…

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👤︎ u/Know_Your_Shit_v2

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

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M.C. Hammer, Dennis Rodman, 50 Cent, Nicolas Cage,Burt Reynolds and Mickey Rooney play Monopoly. Who wins?

Just monopoly. If anything they can play on the Golden Girls version but I won't hold it to you.

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👤︎ u/BigboomXL

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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Coach dances M.C. Hammer, football team loves it (x-post /r/funny) gfycat.com/FlamboyantOrde…

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👤︎ u/fattyfoods

📅︎ Aug 21 2017

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Football players found out their coach used to dance for M.C. Hammer, made him do the dance at practice. gfycat.com/FlamboyantOrde…

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👤︎ u/samschilling

📅︎ Mar 21 2018

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I like to do quality work and don't want stuff to fly apart but I'm too much of a bum to go get a tube of locktite. Would you recommend soaking my fasteners in salt water prior to assembly or peening down down the threads with a hammer and why? Can I use both methods together?

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👤︎ u/GrannyLow

📅︎ Nov 21 2021

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who remembers !??? M.C. Hammer Slap Bracelet s

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👤︎ u/kencanwhen82

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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[2048 x 1536]Three aircraft carriers are underway in formation during the joint exercise Dragon Hammer '92. They include, from foreground: the Italian carrier Giuseppe Garibaldi (C-551), the French carrier Foch (R-99) and the Spanish carrier Principe de Asturias (R-11).

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👤︎ u/Tsquare43

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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MC Hammer vs M C Escher

Escher vs any other artist would be lame. Probably a few possible connections.

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👤︎ u/Hawkseid

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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Korean tradition mother of pearl style, M.B AMG hammer (161 334 420) reddit.com/gallery/qwnz67

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👤︎ u/easternEmu314

📅︎ Nov 18 2021

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Lakewood Exploration (LWD.C) changes name and ticker to Silver Hammer (HAMR.C) for October 1st. Silver Going to hit High 3 digit price

“We feel that the name Silver Hammer Mining better reflects our commitment to building a multi-asset silver-focused mining company with both large-scale resource growth and near-term production potential, as demonstrated by our recent acquisitions of three highly prospective silver assets in the USA.”

https://financialpost.com/globe-newswire/lakewood-exploration-announces-name-change-to-silver-hammer-mining-corp-and-begins-trading-on-the-canadian-securities-exchange-under-new-ticker-symbol-hamr-effective-friday-october-1-2021

I continue to buy #silver explorers and developers as the price of Silver is going to change at some point - There is simply not enough Silver in the world for the upcoming demand. And when it changes it will change RAPIDLY! Listen to CEO of First Majestic Silver ( TSX: FR & NYSE:AG) who things we get HIGH THREE FIGURE SILVER. https://www.kitco.com/news/2021-09-24/Silver-price-to-hit-high-ranges-of-triple-digits-Not-enough-on-planet-to-meet-demands-Neumeyer.html

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👤︎ u/Cynophilis

📅︎ Sep 29 2021

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M.C. Hammer - Yo!! Sweetness youtube.com/watch?v=DFWFV…

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👤︎ u/YellIntoWishingWells

📅︎ Sep 10 2019

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Football Player found out that there Coach used to dance with M.C Hammer, they made him do the dance😂 v.redd.it/kuloeg835suz