A list of puns related to "M 84"
I just got an 84-inch screen TV for my family. Not gonna lie, it was a pretty good trade.
It took him 84 years.
Patient: Why couldn't they play cards on the Ark?
Me: Why?
Patient: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
He chuckled so satisfyingly. 84-years-old, one day post-op from a total knee replacement, proof that nothing can stop the dad jokes.
and it's between $15.00 - $19.99, he says, "That was a good year." Then proceeds to completely make up a fact about it.
"That'll be $18.84." "That was a good year. They invented steel wool that year."
The look on the workers face is priceless, and is always followed by, "Really?!" Then my dad laughs and says no.
Me: Happy Birthday Grandpa! How old are you today?
Grandpa: I am 84 Years old today.
Me: Wow..Your getting up there grandpa. I hope to live to be 84 some day.
Grandpa: Im sure you will be. We come from a line of long livers..... some of us even have livers this long. (Holds hands up two feet apart from one another).
Look for the sesame seed buns.
A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.
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