It’s something you can’t turn down!
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
Dad: you're 100% my son you will not !
Son: 99% your son.
Dad:...?
Son: 1% nacho son.
Guy 1: "Leave the company."
... because at the beginning, the announcer clearly said "Welcome to the 90-second Thanksgiving Day parade!"
Unfortunately I'm usually the only one!
/s
Yes
I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...
Even better when actually a true story!
That way people can always count on me.
Coworker #2: I hope our anti-virus software is up to the task so you do not infect the rest of us!
Me: He must have caught that new Intel but that's going around.
Based on a true story.
Its worse than the last two jokes you heard, combined.
But most just have 4.
I'm an eighth theist
I think that's a little farfetch'd
That's a deal you can't turn down.
