It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I made a game where I’m the main character.

I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I told my daughter, β€œMom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, β€œAre you mad at her?”

β€œGeez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.

A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.

It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.

I’m dead Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I'm really feeling the lack of Nathan Fillion's character from 'Firefly' in my life.

I think I've got Mal-nutrition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearclawsaarhm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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I've decided to marry a pencil.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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