Looking for a decent place/gym offering classes in Muay Thai/kickboxing, boxing, MMA. Ideally, not fitness-type classes, but actual trainings focused on developing your skills.
Hello,
I have an internship (so a rather low salary) to do in Luxembourg-Ville, which starts soon, but I still don't have a place to live. From what I understand the conceivable French cities are Thionville and Metz mainly, but Metz is a bit too far for me. So I targeted Thionville but one question puzzles me, I don't have a car and apparently there are big traffic jams on the highway, so what are the options in case of a strike please ?
Thank you for your time.
Moien,
Does anyone know if realtors in Germany and France charge one month rent + VAT fee just like in Luxembourg?
Apartments appear to be significantly cheaper out there. I have a feeling landlords will be just as difficult though :)
Commute is a big issue. However, if work from home is doable for 2-3 days per week, then this problem is diminished.
Quality of life...I heard different things. Some people say Trier or Metz are actually livelier on the week-ends than Luxembourg ville. I realize it is a matter of choice of course.
Merci!
Bonjour,
Je suis une femme mexicaine qui a vécu dans 5 pays et qui réside actuellement en France depuis 2014. et je voulais un peu témoigner mon expérience en tant qu'expatrié à Paris.
J'ai quitté mon pays, le Mexique à l'âge de 18 ans pour continuer mes études aux états unis et ensuite, j'ai fait un Erasmus au Canada et un stage en Australie. J'étais très active dans les clubs associatifs et donc, j'avais beaucoup d'opportunité à l'étranger étant encore étudiante. Et la France, a toujours été pour moi un pays qui me faisait rêver même si j'ai été au Québec, mais les français que j'ai rencontré là-bas n'ont pas arrêté de me dire que les québécois sont juste des nord américains qui parlaient français ce qui m'a rendu encore plus curieuse.
Grace à ces clubs associatifs, j'ai eu l'opportunité de faire mon stage de fin d'études en France à Bordeaux et on m'a proposé du travail car je suis bilingue en anglais et espagnole et cette société travaillaient beaucoup avec des clients étrangers notamment en Espagne et en Amérique. Peu de temps après, j'ai demandé de rejoindre leur site à Paris et ils ont accepté.
Les procédures administratives pour travailler en France :
Y a plusieurs façon d'avoir un titre de séjour mais j'en connais que 3.
- T'as étudié en France et fu fais un changement de statut (ce qui prend du tempe et est assez chiant surtout que certains profils ne sont pas "désirables" disons).
- Tu te fais embaucher par une société française et ils doivent prouver qu'ils ont pas trouvé un candidat en France. En générale, ils mettent une annonce sur pole emploie pour prouver qu'ils ont pas trouvé au bout de 3 mois. Ensuite, le traitement du dossier prend environ 6 à 8 mois. Une fois accepté, tu obtiens un visa long séjour d'un an et tu dois déposer une demande de titre de séjour avant la fin de ce visa à la préfecture. Et ce titre de séjour à une durée variable de 1 à 4 ans en fonction de celui qui va traiter ton dossier (on va y venir plus tard).
- Y a aussi ce qu'on appelle le passeport talent, qui lui est attribuait à des personnes hautement qualifiés et qui sont "désirables" et demandés sur le marché. En générale, on donne ce titre aux ingénieurs et aux médecins.
L'administration française :
Là, je risque de vous choquer un peu mais ayant vécu aux états unis, je peux vous affirmer que l'administration française n'est rien devant l'administration américaine. Les démarches sont longues et parfois compliqués mais ça finit par ab
Maybe a sub sub Reddit Luxfoodies would be more appropriate, but can you advise in what is the best place to get a nice Steak tartar and/or steak frites in Luxembourg ville? Have a good week.
Hej folket
Jeg har en kæreste fra Luxembourg som flyver til Danmark d. 25/12. Indtil videre har hun kun skulle bruge bevis på vaccination for at komme ind i landet, og har derfor ikke booket tid til coronatest inden afrejse.
Men i dag sagde regeringen at der måske ville komme krav om negativ test for at komme ind i Danmark. Det gør mig meget nervøs da det pt. i Luxembourg er umuligt at få tid til coronatest med så kort varsel.
Tror I redditors at hun skal ombooke sin billet eller tage chancen på at der ikke er yderligere restriktioner inden hun rejser?
Hi everyone,
I will be starting an internship in Luxembourg in January and I wanted to know whether anyone had a good gym to recommend ? I am mostly looking for a place to do some deadlift (good equipment, if it isn’t too crowded it would me perfect!). I will be staying in between Grund and Ville-Haute.
Thank you for your help!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
There will inevitably be errors in this list; if you see any let me know. Regions are listed as represented by osu!'s website.
This list was in the making for a while, but I decided to post after seeing geko_osu's post.
1241 Australia, mrekk, Sunglow
1175 South Korea, jot_bab, Union!!
1158 Canada, aetrna, Mou Ii Kai?
1104 Germany, WhiteCat, Lonely Go!
1094 Romania, badeu, C-Type
1093 United States, Vaxei, Wizard's Tower
1071 Russia, NyanPotato, Stella-rium
1069 Chile, Intercambing, Wizard's Tower
1058 Indonesia, Lifeline, Wizard's Tower
1051 Sweden, Andros, United
1022 Morocco, FGSky, JUSTadICE
1010 Latvia, Akolibed, Imagination
998 Hong Kong, A21, Dear Brave
982 Peru, Arnold24x24, Plasma Gun
981 United Kingdom, Karthy, Santa San
978 Finland, Kalanluu, The Unforgiving
978 Norway, -GN, The Unforgiving
977 Japan, Hyrein, Feelin Sky OR 911 ChocoPafe, Sakura no Zenya (disputed)
956 Ecuador, SrChispa, Santa San
939 Austria, Micca, Sunglow
932 Ukraine, dench, Utsuroi
924 Malaysia, Shimon, Hanatachi ni Kibou
913 Jersey, rudj, Save (Encore)
912 Netherlands, Jop, Plasma Gun
909 Czech Republic, MrNobady, Sidetracked Day
907 Brazil, Kurumiw, Necro Fantasia
903 New Zealand, Zoomer, AaAaAaAAaAaAAa
898 Uruguay, PloX, Xevel
896 Mexico, Hebel, Last Goodbye
889 Poland, ristel, Necro Fantasia
888 Thailand, InBefore, Futari Nara
888 Singapore, kyorii, Super Driver
876 Philippines, HaxOr, Imagination
865 Kazakhstan, Kanoharada, Sidetracked Day
862 China, Firika, Hidamari no Uta
861 United Arab Emirates, suurii nakamura, Star Light, Star Bright
851 Greece, JackPaX, Yubi Bouenkyou
843 Lithuania, azr8, Black Rover
839 Taiwan, 975250450, Sunglow
836 France, JustMan, Frozen
834 Serbia, Andrej, Sad Spring
834 Turkey, Raikouhou, Sun, Moon, the Star
834 Jordan, Cloutiful, Guess Who Is Back
813 Estonia, yasuha, Honesty
811 Portugal, AlertedDragon27, Colors Power
805 Spain, kazamabc, Nagareboshi
799 Argentina, zeta, Remote Control
794 Italy, Jabahh, Yubi Bouenkyou
790 Saudi Arabia, Zesdash, Yubi Bouenkyou
786 Dominican Republic, Skill, Honesty
784 Denmark, iamVill, Remote Control
777 Israel, Xilver, Honesty
772 Puerto Rico, Unexpected, Songs Compilation
772 Ireland, Aseridan, Gonna Be a Great Day
765 Vietnam, sindes19, Honesty
757 San Marino, Arge, Mythic Set
750 Cambodi
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
