45 Hilarious Luther Ely Smith Puns

S(he) (sa) a (hug)ely (u)topian Catholic futur(e), (not) perturbed by Luther.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2019

Joseph Smith plagiarized Martin Luther

"Apocrypha - that is, books which are not regarded as equal to the holy Scriptures, and yet are profitable and good to read."-Martin Luther

“Speaking of the Apocrypha the Lord says: ‘There are many things contained therein that are true, and it is mostly translated correctly; There are many things contained therein that are not true, which are interpolations by the hands of men...Therefore, whoso readeth it, let him understand, for the Spirit manifesteth truth; And whoso is enlightened by the Spirit shall obtain benefit therefrom..." -Joseph Smith, Doctrine and Covenants, section 91

This also shows it wasn't "prophetic", as some members would like to claim, for Joseph Smith to remove the apocrypha from his translation (plagiarism of Adam Clark's Bible commentary) before the 1885 removal of the apocrypha from the King James Translation, as the issue was discussed centuries before him.

I also cynically speculate Joseph Smith removed the apocrypha so that members would not notice he stole the name "Nephi" from 2 Maccabees, 136, as I detailed in another post.

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👤︎ u/PharaohthePharaoh

📅︎ Aug 29 2021

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Dark Garden (for Clark Ashton Smith) by Richard Ely Morse

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👤︎ u/Zeuvembie

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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Medusa by Eli Quinters - Smith Street Tattoo Parlor, Brooklyn NY.

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👤︎ u/troublingmayonaisse

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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Rock of Ages by Eli Quinters at Smith Street in Brooklyn

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👤︎ u/areyouthehunter

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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Can we take a second and remember that John Mara okayed the benching of Eli Manning for Geno Smith?

That does not happen without John Mara’s approval. So when the conversation about how absolutely inept John Mara is, let us all remember he gave the green light to bench a Giant’s legend for Geno Smith.

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👤︎ u/poorlytimed_erection

📅︎ Oct 18 2021

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No name streamer "Persian" loses his Ely to lure scam 30 seconds after saying he will "under no circumstances pull out his Elysian". v.redd.it/j8jnuoxv6qb81

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👤︎ u/G_Dubya_Bush_

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Retention a problem no more: Ely Smith signs until at least 2022! brislions.com/elysmithext…

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👤︎ u/ma5ey

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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[Quirky Research] Trivia: Assuming he starts today, Geno Smith will have ended both Eli Manning's 222-game regular & postseason starting streak and Russell Wilson's 166-game streak. Who is the only other QB to break two separate 100+ game starting streaks? twitter.com/QuirkyResearc…

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👤︎ u/PTHero

📅︎ Oct 17 2021

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Nurse + Lucky 7 Stack by Eli Quinters at Smith Street Tattoo in Brooklyn, NY

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👤︎ u/pmuellerworks

📅︎ Dec 24 2021

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Medusa by Eli Quinters - Smith Street Tattoo Parlor, Brooklyn NY.

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👤︎ u/troublingmayonaisse

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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Rock of Ages by Eli Quinters at Smith Street Tattoo Parlour in Brooklyn, NY

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👤︎ u/areyouthehunter

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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The 2013-14 London Knights had quite a team : Max Domi, Mitch Marner, Christian Dvorak, Anthony Stolarz, Bo Horvat, Chris Tierney, Josh Anderson, Nikita Zadorov, Michael McCaron, Gemel Smith, Dakota Mermis, Remi Elie. hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/l…

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👤︎ u/flepine44

📅︎ Sep 04 2021

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Any update on Ely Smith?

I remember when we picked him one of the things everyone was saying was that he's "ready to go". Looks like he hasn't even played in the NEAFL in quite some weeks. Anyone got any info?

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👤︎ u/fastnexus

📅︎ Jun 25 2019

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Panther Head! Done by Eli Quinters at Smith Street Tattoo Parlor

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👤︎ u/wingysparadise

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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[Stapleton]Giants have activated rookie LB Elerson Smith from IR. His 21-day window was set to close this week. Also, LB Trent Harris and WR/KR Pharoh Cooper elevated from PS. Giants rolling with just Devontae Booker and Eli Penny in the backfield at RB. twitter.com/art_stapleton…

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👤︎ u/zimmie41

📅︎ Nov 07 2021

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Luther Burbank Park. 14 1/2" x 21” Saunders Waterford 200lb cp, Daniel Smith. First half sheet painting. Keeping the washes even was quite a challenge. It's a start at least.

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👤︎ u/father_ramen

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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Martin Luther King,George Washington Lee,Lamar Smith,Thomas Hency Brewer,Herbert Lee,Medgar Wiley Evers,Louis Allen,James Earl,Sammy younge.....

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👤︎ u/arthur_swordin

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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Παντελής Καραγεώργης (Pantelḗs Karageṓrges), Nate McBride, Damon Smith, Luther Gray, and Eri… - Cliffpools (free jazz) [2020] pandeliskarayorgis.bandca…

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👤︎ u/omegacluster

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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Nurse and Lucky 7 Stack by Eli Quinters at Smith Street

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👤︎ u/pmuellerworks

📅︎ Dec 01 2021

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Geno Smith's lone non-Jets start. W13 of 2017 when Eli Manning got benched youtube.com/watch?v=xWAxZ…

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👤︎ u/RustyCoal950212

📅︎ Oct 14 2021

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My new snake and rose by Eli Quinters, Smith Street, Brooklyn, NY.

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👤︎ u/monstdeleon

📅︎ Sep 28 2021

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Update from last post, just got the Ely 11,002 KC right before Nex

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👤︎ u/Strangerz012

📅︎ Jan 05 2022

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A cabin in the desert outside Ely, Nevada [oc]

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👤︎ u/GreenTower

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Stacks from smith street in Brooklyn New York. Bottom two are from eli quinters. Top two are from bert krak.

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👤︎ u/jojositoperez

📅︎ Aug 10 2021

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David Ely - Senior news editor

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👤︎ u/TomatoTomayto

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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Did anyone recall the online theory that Eli's benching was to permit Geno Smith to be the starter? And, therefore, the Giants would no longer be the only team to have not started an African-American quarterback in the NFL. Apparently, it was the brainchild of then-GM Jerry Reese. giantswire.usatoday.com/2…

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👤︎ u/SixteenBeatsAOne

📅︎ Sep 26 2021

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The ceiling of the Ely Cathedral, England.

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👤︎ u/TemplarTV

📅︎ Jan 08 2022

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In Tokio and Ely ID, what is showa?

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👤︎ u/Sea_Introduction_341

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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Be careful out there! This Snarky T Rex is hanging out in a planter behind the Ely Walker building on Washington Ave reddit.com/gallery/s3zjtn

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👤︎ u/DaWayItWorks

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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[SELF] 2B cosplay by ely.mango

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👤︎ u/elymango

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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Ely Cathedral has some great symmetry

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👤︎ u/DrFetusRN

📅︎ Dec 22 2021

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Ely Buendia in da haus!

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👤︎ u/Xophosdono

📅︎ Nov 11 2021

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18 Year Old Marcus Smith executes great legal tackle on Luther Burrell streamable.com/al4ub

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👤︎ u/RS_Zulem

📅︎ Dec 30 2017

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House candidate Shelly Luther: Chinese students should be banned from Texas universities star-telegram.com/news/po…

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👤︎ u/nosotros_road_sodium

📅︎ Jan 08 2022

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I visited Ely Cathedral yesterday and realized it was used on The Division Bell’s album cover imgur.com/a/6E3NpP2/

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👤︎ u/One_pop_each

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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The first complaint filed under Tennessee's anti-critical race theory law was over a book teaching about Martin Luther King Jr. insider.com/tennessee-com…

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👤︎ u/Battle_Librarian

📅︎ Nov 30 2021

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Ely reddit.com/gallery/rxni2n

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👤︎ u/loverofcurves23

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Ganyu by Ely reddit.com/gallery/rkk6a9

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👤︎ u/iamhipster

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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Ely Cathedral in Cambridgeshire, England

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👤︎ u/DrFetusRN

📅︎ Dec 22 2021

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Nerfed ER they said. Dea is broken they said. U can do with f2p set they said. Use AE buff they said. Ely is ez they said. Me in ER:

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👤︎ u/Xx_KaIlLOw_xX

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Gov. Ron DeSantis quotes Martin Luther King Jr. while proposing a Florida bill allowing parents to sue schools that teach critical race theory businessinsider.com/ron-d…

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👤︎ u/stepsinstereo

📅︎ Dec 16 2021

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'Dobie Gillis' sales pitch w/Dwayne Hickman, Bob Denver, Tuesday Weld, Yvonne Craig &... Ron "Tarzan" Ely as Dobie's brother?!? (1959) youtu.be/WcDbEuB5DiU

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👤︎ u/Keltik

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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Just saw a recreational HEMMIT at a Loves in Ely just north of Las Vegas