Venezuela’s Education Under Siege: A Conversation with Luis Bonilla-Molina venezuelanalysis.com/anal…

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📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs. New York City FC | 2021 MLS Cup

# Portland Timbers 1–1 New York City FC

Portland Timbers scorers: Felipe Mora (90+4')

New York City FC scorers: Valentin Castellanos (41')

# MATCH INFORMATION

Competition: 2021 MLS Cup

Venue: Providence Park - Portland Oregon, USA

Kickoff: 12:00 PST / 15:00 EST / 14:00 CST / 20:00 UTC / Find your timezone

Weather: Rainy, with a temperature at 47°F. Wind blowing north at 20 mph, and a >70% chance of rain for the entirety of the match.

TV: Find your channel here

Referees: Armando Villarreal - Frank Anderson - Oscar Mitchell Carvalho - Fotis Bazakos

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Portland Timbers Starting XI	Notes	New York City FC Starting XI	Notes
#12 Steve Clark (GK)		#1 Sean Johnson (GK) (c)
#5 Claudio Bravo		#20 Gudmundur Thórarinsson	90+2'
#13 Dario Župarić		#6 Alexander Callens
#33 Larrys Mabiala		#4 Maxime Chanot
#2 Josecarlos van Rankin	59' 89'	#24 Tayvon Gray
#20 George Fochive	72'	#7 Alfredo Morales
#21 Diego Chará (c)	90'	#16 James Sands
#27 Dairon Asprilla	84'	#42 Santiago Rodríguez	80' 80'
#23 Yimmi Chará		#10 Maxi Moralez
#10 Sebastián Blanco	72'	#19 Jesús Medina	90+1' 95'
#9 Felipe Mora	90+4'	#11 Valentin Castellanos	41'
Substitutes	-----	Substitutes	-----
#31 Aljaž Ivačič		#13 Luis Barraza
#28 Pablo Bonilla		#12 Malte Amundsen	90+2'
#85 Zac McGraw		#26 Nicolás Acevedo
#25 Bill Tuiloma		#15 Tony Rocha
#44 Marvin Loría		#17 Ismael Tajouri-Shradi	80'
#22 Cristhian Paredes	72'	#43 Talles Magno	95'
#8 Diego Valeri	89'	#8 Thiago Andrade
#30 Santiago Moreno	72'	#23 Gedion Zelalem
#11 Jarosław Niezgoda	84'	#9 Héber
Substitutes	-----	Substitutes	-----
Giovanni Savarese (VEN)		Ronny Delia (NOR)

#MATCH EVENTS

1' - We're (finally) off in Portland!

6' - My ESPN stream is finally up, which is convenient. Portland win a free kick outside

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👤︎ u/PatrickChase

📅︎ Dec 11 2021

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BKFC 22 Miami: Live Chat Thread (Nov 6th 8pm EST, 7pm CST, 5pm PST)

BKFC 22 Miami

On November 12th BKFC 22 is live on FITE from Miami! The main event of the evening is for the BKFC Cruiserweight Championship when Hector Lombard takes on Lorenzo Hunt in fight for the title. The co-main event is a title battle, too and Luis Palomino faces off Dat Nguyen for the BKFC Lightweight Championship. Who will be the new champions?

Main card will be available on Fite.tv for 20 bucks if you aren't a subscriber to the BKFC app.

Preliminaries:

Tyler Randall v Darwin Bonilla

Manny Moreira v "D2G"

James Rodriguez v Brian Maxwell

Main Card:

Monty Aboughaly v Jonathan Noah

Joshuah Alvarez v Arthur Walcott-Ceesay

Francesco Ricchi v Enoch Adonai

Rusty Crowder v Howard Davis

Marcus Brimage v Will Shutt

Gustavo Trujillo v Mike Kyle

Pearl Gonzalez v Britain Hart

Luis Palomino v Dat Nguyen

Hector Lombard v Lorenzo Hunt

Please refrain from spoilers in the main reddit for several days so our members who can only watch on delay can still enjoy the card as well**

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👤︎ u/Strongbhoy

📅︎ Nov 12 2021

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Round one of my All Time Team “March Madness Style” bracket

I made all time teams for all 30 squads, and put them into seeds to make a “March madness” style bracket.

Rules:

Round one last 48 hours, rounds 2-finish will be 24 hours

Each player can only be used once. This made it extremely tough to pick teams for guys who were great on multiple teams

I will comment the matchups, upvote the team you think would win

Each team has a DH, as it makes the matchups easier to evaluate

All teams are on 3 man rotations

The matchups are based on the seeds I made, I’ll say what my rankings are after the bracket is done

Round 1:

Byes (1 and 2 seed, so the round 2 is 16 teams): Yankees and Cards

Matchups:

Giants vs Rays

Giants-

Cf- Willie Mays
Rf- Mel Ott
DH- Barry Bonds
1b- Willie Mccovey
Lf- Bobby Bonds
2b- Jeff Kent
C- Buster Posey
3b- Matt Williams
Ss- Travis Jackson

P- Christy Matthewson

Rays-

LF- Carl Crawford
2b- Ben Zobrist
1b- Carlos Pena
3b- Evan Longoria
RF- BJ (Melvin) Upton
DH- Corey Dickerson
SS- Julio Lugo
C- Jon Jaso
CF- Kevin Kiermier

P. David Price

Red Sox vs Royals

CF- tris speaker
SS- Nomar Garciaparra
DH- Ted Williams
1b- David Ortiz
RF- Carl Yastrzemski
LF- Jim Rice
3b- Wade Boggs
C- Carlton Fisk
2b- Dustin Pedroia

P- Cy Young

Royals-

CF- Willie Wilson
RF- Amos Otis
3b- George Brett
1b- John Mayberry
DH- Mike Sweeney
LF- Hal Mcrae
C- Salvador Perez
2b- Frank White
SS- Alcides Escobar

P- Brett Saberhagen

Cubs vs Blue Jays

Cubs-

2b- Ryne Sandberg
LF- Billy Williams
CF- Hack Wilson
SS- Ernie Banks
Rf- Sammy Sosa
1b- Cap Anson
3b- Ron Santo
DH- Derek Lee
C- Gabby Hartnet

P- Fergie Jenkins

Blue Jays

2b- Roberto Alomar
SS- Tony Fernandez
DH- Carlos Delgado
1b- Fred Mcgriff
RF- Jose Bautista
3b- Josh Donaldson
LF- George Bell
CF- Vernon Wells
C- Russell Martin

P- Roy Halliday

Reds vs Diamondbacks

Diamond backs-

Cf- Steve Finley
2b- Ketel Marte
1b- Paul Goldschmidt
LF- Luis Gonzalez
DH- Justin Upton
RF- AJ Pollock
3b- Mark Reynolds
C- Miguel Montero
SS- Stephen Drew

P- Randy Johnson

Reds

2b- Joe Morgan
DH- Pete Rose
LF- George Foster
C- Johnny Bench
1b- Joey Votto
SS- Barry Larkin
3b- Tony Perez
RF- Vada Pinson
Cf- Eric Davis

P- Jose Rijo

A’s vs Padres

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👤︎ u/TheJoshS9

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-15)!+ Accepting requests every day

If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

Magic of the Northgate: Josephine McCarthy
The Books of Jasher: The Book of Jasher, The J. H. Parry Text And The Book of Jasher, also called Pseudo-Jasher, The Flaccus Albinus Alcuinus Text: Joseph B. Lumpkin
Introductory Chemistry: An Atoms First Approach, 1st Edition: Julia Burdge & Dr Michelle Driessen
Community Health Nursing in Canada, 3rd Editiopn: Pike MacDonald Sandra A
Discovering Behavioral Neuroscience: An Introduction to Biological Psychology, 3rd Edition: Laura Freberg
An Illustrated Guide to Veterinary Medical Terminology, 4th Edition: Janet Amundson Romich
Pathology for the Physical Therapist Assistant, 2nd Edition: Catherine C. Goodman & Charlene Marshall
Atlas of Human Anatomy , 7th Edition: Frank H. Netter
Your College Experience, 13th Edition: John Gardner & Bessy Barefoot
Who's Running America?: The Obama Reign, 8th Edition: Thomas R. Dye
Sheltered Content Instruction: Teaching English Learners with Diverse Abilities, 5th Edition: Jana Echevarria & Anne Graves
Saunders 2018-2019 Strategies for Test Success: Passing Nursing School and the NCLEX Exam, 5th Edition:Linda Anne Silvestri & Angela Silvestri
Rock Music Styles: A History, 7th Edition: Katherine Charlton Rock Music Styles
Planning, Implementing, & Evaluating Health Promotion Programs: A Primer, 6th Edition: James F. McKenzie & Brad L. Neiger & Rosemary Thackeray
Change and Continuity in the 2016 Elections, 1st Edition: John Aldrich & Jamie L. Carson & Brad T. Gomez & David Rohde
NCLEX-RN Practice Test Questions 2018 - 2019: NCLEX Review Book with 1000+ Practice Exam Questions for the NCLEX Nursing Examination: NCLEX Exam Prep Team
Foundations of Physical Activity and Public Health, 1st Edition: Harold W. Kohl III & Tinker D. Murray
Racism without Racists: Color-Blind Racism and the Persistence of Racial I

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👤︎ u/textbooks6

📅︎ Dec 07 2021

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Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs América | CONCACAF Champions League

#FT: Portland Timbers 1-1 América

1st Leg

Portland Timbers scorers: Felipe Mora (90'+7' PEN)

América scorers: Roger Martínez (45'+1' PEN)

Venue: Providence Park

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Portland Timbers

Jeff Attinella, Dario Zuparic, Larrys Mabiala, Claudio Bravo, José Van Rankin, Diego Valeri (Marvin Loría), Eryk Williamson (Cristhian Paredes) (Renzo Zambrano), Diego Chará, Felipe Mora, Dairon Asprilla (Blake Bodily), Yimmi Chará.

Subs: Bill Tuiloma, Hunter Sulte, Pablo Bonilla.

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América

Guillermo Ochoa, Sebastián Cáceres, Bruno Valdez, Pedro Aquino, Luis Fuentes, Jorge Sánchez, Álvaro Fidalgo, Richard Sánchez, Mauro Laínez, Leo Suárez (Nicolas Benedetti), Roger Martínez (Federico Viñas).

Subs: Giovani Dos Santos, Óscar Jiménez, Jordan Silva, Bryan Colula, Santiago Naveda.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

19' Felipe Mora (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

33' Leonardo Suárez (América) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

40' Dario Zuparic Yellow Card

45'+1' Roger Martínez Penalty - Scored

53' Claudio Bravo Yellow Card

61' Pedro Aquino Yellow Card

70' On: Cristhian Paredes|Off: Eryk Williamson

70' Luis Fuentes Yellow Card

71' Jorge Sánchez (América) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Renzo Zambrano replaces Cristhian Paredes because of an injury.

78' On: Nicolas Benedetti|Off: Leo Suárez

82' Roger Martínez Yellow Card

85' Substitution, América. Federico Viñas replaces Roger Martínez.

85' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Marvin Loría replaces Diego Valeri.

86' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Blake Bodily replaces Dairon Asprilla.

87' Diego Chará Yellow Card

90'+7' Goal! Portland Timbers 1, América 1. Felipe Mora (Portland Timbers) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.

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👤︎ u/MatchThreadder

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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👤︎ u/anywhereiroa

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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[Match Thread] Real Madrid Castilla - Gimnàstic de Tarragona | Primera División RFEF Matchday 4

#FT - CASTILLA 2:1 NÀSTIC

#1ª DIVISIÓN RFEF

Scorers/replays:

1:0 Óscar Aranda 38'

1:1 Javi Bonilla 50'

2:1 Óscar Aranda 58'

Match updates:

16' - Latasa is getting treated for an injury to his shin/ankle. If he needs to get subbed off, we will lose a lot of presence in front of Nàstics goal - but for now he can continue

30' - not a good match so far, neither of the teams have really had a decent goalscoring opportunity

32' - Now Latasa has to go off, Andri Guðjohnsen comes on. A big loss for Castilla for the remaining hour, let's hope it's nothing serious

33'- Holy f.. Massive mistake by Luis López, who just drops the ball right in front of a Nàstic player, but he is able to close him down quick enough and he puts it wide

38' - Y GOOOLLLL DEL CASTILLA - great cross by Marvin from the right side, right onto the head of Aranda, who heads it down towards the floor and from there it bounces into the top left corner

HT - not a very eventful match so far, both teams had some minor and one major scoring opportunity this half, Nàstic from Luis López' mistake and Castilla with Aranda's goal. After the goal, Castilla had a strong few minutes, but Nàstic will be looking to score throughout the second half, so good defensive organisation will be needed

50' - equalizer. Gol Olímpico by Nàstic, direct goal from a corner. Terrible by Luis López, but it looked like the ball hadn't crossed the line. What the fuck even is this.

58' - GOOOLLLLL DEL CASTILLA - counter attack over the left side after Luis López kicks it away. One two between Andri and Peter, who plays it to Aranda in the box, who has lots of space, takes an extra touch and slots it into the bottom right corner

66 - like last matchday, it's basically playing against the referee only. Gimnàstic are not very impressive and only back in this game because of a goal that seems to have never crossed the line. This time we're scoring our chances though

69' - Retu is injured after a Nàstic player went in late. He is replaced by Carrillo

77' - almost a great goal by Sergio Santos who dribbles past a few players from right back and his shot goes just wide

82' - some good minutes by Nàstic now, but Gila, Ramón, Morante and Luis López have been doing well to deal with their

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👤︎ u/IcefoxX5

📅︎ Sep 19 2021

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Match Thread: Marathon vs Portland Timbers | CONCACAF Champions League

#FT: Marathon 2-2 Portland Timbers

1st Leg

Marathon scorers: Brayan Josue Castillo Arzu (39'), Marlon Ramírez Arauz (68')

Portland Timbers scorers: Felipe Mora (35'), Denovan Torres (59' OG)

Venue: Estadio Olímpico Metropolitano

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Marathon

Denovan Torres, Mathias Sebastian Techera Pizzarro, Carlos García (Marlon Ramírez Arauz), Luis Vega Jose, Carlos Alberto Perdomo Martínez, Emilio Izaguirre, Kervin Arriaga, Edwin Solano (Selvin Guevara), John Suazo (Wilmer Crisanto), Kevin Hoyos (Cristian Calix), Brayan Josue Castillo Arzu (Ryduan Palermo).

Subs: Johan Villanueva, Axel Motiño.

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Portland Timbers

Steve Clark, Dario Zuparic, Larrys Mabiala, Claudio Bravo (Pablo Bonilla), José Van Rankin, Diego Valeri, Diego Chara, Eryk Williamson (Cristhian Paredes), Felipe Mora (Ismaila Jome), Dairon Asprilla, Chará (Marvin Loría).

Subs: Renzo Zambrano, Bill Tuiloma, Jeff Attinella.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

35' Goal! Marathón 0, Portland Timbers 1. Felipe Mora (Portland Timbers) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Josecarlos Van Rankin with a cross.

39' Brayan Josue Castillo Arzu Goal

45' On: Cristian Calix|Off: Kevin Hoyos

45' Substitution, Marathón. Wilmer Crisanto replaces John Suazo.

59' Denovan Torres <strong>(OG)</strong>

64' On: Marlon Ramírez Arauz|Off: Carlos García

68' Marlon Ramírez Arauz Goal

76' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Pablo Bonilla replaces Claudio Bravo.

76' On: Marvin Loría|Off: Chará

76' Substitution, Marathón. Ryduan Palermo replaces Brayan Castillo.

77' Eryk Williamson Yellow Card

83' Substitution, Marathón. Selvin Guevara replaces Edwin Solano.

88' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Cristhian Paredes replaces Eryk Williamson.

90'+2' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Ismaila Jome replaces Felipe Mora.

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👤︎ u/MatchThreadder

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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👤︎ u/frexyincdude

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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👤︎ u/Eoussama

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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👤︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Player lots from the Junk Era

Junk Era Baseball lots

For Sale Junk Era Player Lots. Looking for 10 cents per card OBO for all player lots except the players with a "*" by them. Those will be a little more. For some lots, I would be willing to take less than 10 cents per card, just ask. Willing to listen to all offers. Shipping cost will depend on weight and location. Lots are mostly from 86-92 period. If you are interested in a lot just request a pic. If you are looking for a odd ball player not on this list, let me know. Might be willing to make more lots. Number by the player is the estimated lot size. Some will have more as in I have some mini leaders and other random cards I can throw into the lots. I have some 7'11 stickers too and slurpee coins. I do have other sports, so ask if you have a specific hockey, basketball or football player. Thanks for looking.

Here is the list of players I have left:

*Roberto Alomar 87
Wally Backman 72
Harold Baines 95
George Bell 110
Dante Bichette 62
Bert Blyleven 70
Bobby Bonilla 109
Ken Caminiti 82
Joe Carter 112
Gary Carter 118
David Cone 86
Lenny Dykstra 123
Cecil Fielder 103
Carlton Fisk 136
Andres Galarraga 109
Steve Garvey 9
*Tom Glavine 72
*Juan Gonzalez 27
Luis Gonzalez 4+
Dwight Gooden 129
Rich Gossage 32
Keith Hernandez 90
Orel Hershiser 103
Kent Hrbek 84
Pete Incaviglia 95
Howard Johnson 38+
Tino Martinez 27
Edgar Martinez 49
Ramon Martinez 30+
Ben McDonald 46
Kevin Mitchell 93
Paul Molitor 103
Jack Morris 109
Matt Nokes 81
John Olerud 38
Rafael Palmeiro 98
Jim Rice 35
*Cal Ripken 155
Bret Saberhagen 111
Ruben Sierra 98
John Smoltz 86
*Darryl Strawberry 109
Bobby Thigpen 141
Fernando Valenzuela 86
Greg Vaughn 56
Robin Ventura 72
Matt Williams 86
Robin Yount 116
Todd Zeile 60

Here are a couple pics:

https://i.imgur.com/WFVJz4m.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6y24DfY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/pDjKG69.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/EQ2LqMG.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/N6vmJYz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/aZF6fwh.jpg

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👤︎ u/sweepdaleg

📅︎ Nov 12 2021

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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👤︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Geddit? No? Only me?

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👤︎ u/shampy311

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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[League Roundup] Nicaragua, Montserrat, Guatemala, Suriname, Dominican Republic, and Antigua and Barbuda were eliminated from World Cup qualification today. 149 countries remaining.

I'm making an ongoing series where I make a post every time a country is eliminated from qualification in an "And There Were None" countdown to the World Cup.

Eliminated today:

Nicaragua

The deciding match of Group E was a miserable 1-0 win for Haiti in Port-au-Prince today. The two teams came into match tied on table points, but Haiti ahead on goal difference, meaning Nicaragua needed a win to advance. At first, Haiti appeared to be content to play for the draw. But at 55 minutes into the match, a torrential downpour started. The Nicaraguan players appeared lethargic and squinting into the rain as they were slow to get back on defense, and Haiti scored a goal on a quick counterattack after a Nicaragua corner kick, off the boot of Derrick Etienne of the Columbus Crew. This was the first goal Nicaragua conceded of this qualifying campaign. As the rain continued to the point that the field quickly became flooded, the cameras got wet, and thunder boomed overhead, pace slowed down and passes became inaccurate. By minute 85, the tempers of the tired players were flaring, a brawl broke out, and when the dust settled, the referee had cut both teams down to ten men. Nicaragua couldn't create any offensive chances until time ran out.

While their world cup hopes ended with a wimper, they started with a bang, with a 0-7 victory over Turks and Caicos Islands in the Dominican Republic, which now stands as the biggest winning margin in Nicaragua's history. Scoring opened three minutes into the match, when captain Juan Barrera shot a goal past several defenders. Their defense only allowed one shot on goal the whole match.

Nicaragua's good fortunes continued against the much harder opponent Belize last Friday, winning 3-0 in front of their home crowd. After Nicaragua getting four setpieces in the span of five minutes, Richard Rodriguez finally took it himself and shot it straight into the goal from well outside the box. Right out of halftime, Belize's defense got completely caught out and Byron Bonilla converted a cross that went around the defense's formation. The final goal came from Juan Berrera pushing the limits of offside as he accepted a simple pass through the center of the defense and found himself by himself in front of the net, making it 3-0.

This will be Nicaragua's last competitive match of 2021, as they failed to qualify for the Gold Cup, placing third place in the CONCACAF Nations League B behind Suriname and Saint Vincent. They

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👤︎ u/PetevonPete

📅︎ Jun 09 2021

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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E or ß?

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👤︎ u/Amazekam

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/rj104

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Pun intended.

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👤︎ u/Sharmaji1301

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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No spoilers

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👤︎ u/Onfour

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Covid problems

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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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👤︎ u/TR1771N

📅︎ Jan 18 2022

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Spi__

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Match Thread: Portland Timbers vs New York City FC | Major League Soccer

#FT-Pens: Portland Timbers 1-1 New York City FC

New York City FC win 4-2 on penalties

Portland Timbers scorers: Felipe Mora (90'+4')

New York City FC scorers: Valentín Castellanos (41')

Venue: Providence Park

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LINE-UPS

Portland Timbers

Steve Clark, Dario Zuparic, Larrys Mabiala, Claudio Bravo, José Van Rankin (Diego Valeri), Sebastián Blanco (Santiago Moreno), George Fochive (Cristhian Paredes), Diego Chará, Felipe Mora, Dairon Asprilla (Jaroslaw Niezgoda), Yimmi Chará.

Subs: Aljaz Ivacic, Bill Tuiloma, Pablo Bonilla, Marvin Loría, Zac McGraw.

^____________________________

New York City FC

Sean Johnson, Alexander Callens, Maxime Chanot, Gudmundur Thórarinsson (Malte Amundsen), Tayvon Gray, Maxi Morález, Alfredo Morales, James Sands, Valentín Castellanos, Santiago Rodríguez (Ismael Tajouri-Shradi), Jesús Medina.

Subs: Héber, Nicolás Acevedo, Luis Barraza, Gedion Zelalem, Talles Magno, Tony Rocha, Thiago.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

41' Goal! Portland Timbers 0, New York City FC 1. Valentín Castellanos (New York City FC) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Maximiliano Moralez with a cross following a set piece situation.

59' Josecarlos Van Rankin (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

62' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Santiago Moreno replaces Sebastián Blanco.

62' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Cristhian Paredes replaces George Fochive.

80' Santiago Rodríguez (New York City FC) is shown the yellow card.

80' Substitution, New York City FC. Ismael Tajouri-Shradi replaces Santiago Rodríguez.

84' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Jaroslaw Niezgoda replaces Dairon Asprilla.

88' Sean Johnson (New York City FC) is shown the yellow card.

89' Substitution, Portland Timbers. Diego Valeri replaces Josecarlos Van Rankin.

90' Diego Chara (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

90'+1' **Attempt saved. Ismael Taj

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👤︎ u/MatchThreadder

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Post Match Thread: Portland Timbers 1–1 (2–4) New York City FC | 2021 MLS Cup

# Portland Timbers 1–1 New York City FC

Portland Timbers scorers: Felipe Mora (90+4')

New York City FC scorers: Valentin Castellanos (41')

New York City FC win 4–2 on penalties.

# MATCH INFORMATION

Competition: 2021 MLS Cup

Venue: Providence Park - Portland Oregon, USA

Kickoff: 12:00 PST / 15:00 EST / 14:00 CST / 20:00 UTC / Find your timezone

Weather: Rainy, with a temperature at 47°F. Wind blowing north at 20 mph, and a >70% chance of rain for the entirety of the match.

TV: Find your channel here

Referees: Armando Villarreal - Frank Anderson - Oscar Mitchell Carvalho - Fotis Bazakos

#LINEUPS

Portland Timbers Starting XI	Notes	New York City FC Starting XI	Notes
#12 Steve Clark (GK)		#1 Sean Johnson (GK) (c)
#5 Claudio Bravo		#20 Gudmundur Thórarinsson	90+2'
#13 Dario Župarić		#6 Alexander Callens
#33 Larrys Mabiala		#4 Maxime Chanot
#2 Josecarlos van Rankin	59' 89'	#24 Tayvon Gray
#20 George Fochive	72'	#7 Alfredo Morales
#21 Diego Chará (c)	90'	#16 James Sands
#27 Dairon Asprilla	84'	#42 Santiago Rodríguez	80' 80'
#23 Yimmi Chará		#10 Maxi Moralez
#10 Sebastián Blanco	72'	#19 Jesús Medina	90+1' 95'
#9 Felipe Mora	90+4'	#11 Valentin Castellanos	41'
Substitutes	-----	Substitutes	-----
#31 Aljaž Ivačič		#13 Luis Barraza
#28 Pablo Bonilla		#12 Malte Amundsen	90+2'
#85 Zac McGraw		#26 Nicolás Acevedo
#25 Bill Tuiloma		#15 Tony Rocha
#44 Marvin Loría		#17 Ismael Tajouri-Shradi	80'
#22 Cristhian Paredes	72'	#43 Talles Magno	95'
#8 Diego Valeri	89'	#8 Thiago Andrade
#30 Santiago Moreno	72'	#23 Gedion Zelalem
#11 Jarosław Niezgoda	84'	#9 Héber
Substitutes	-----	Substitutes	-----
Giovanni Savarese (VEN)		Ronny Delia (NOR)

#MATCH EVENTS

1' - We're (finally) off in Portland!

6' - My ESPN stream is finally up, which i

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