My wife asked me how we're going to explain all this to our parents when the dust has settled. I've spent a long and hard time thinking about everything that's happened in the last six months. For us apes, who have been watching this thing unfold, it's incredible and amazing; but from the outside it's easy to write off because it requires countless hours of DD and memes to get to where we are now.

RETAIL HAS ALWAYS BEEN PAINTED AS DUMB MONEY.

But, we are not that. We're an aberration, something new. We're a disruption in a current ecosystem. Do you know why there are laws against transporting and planting certain seeds to different places? Big money agriculture aside, it's primarily because an external plant can actually completely disrupt an ecosystem. And that's what the internet does in every human system.

• Amazon and online retailers changed the way we shop.
• Uber/Lyft changed the way we view transportation
• AirBnB changed the way we think of shelter when traveling
• Instacart changed the idea of buying groceries.
• Facebook/Twitter/Insta/Reddit/Wechat/Whatsapp/TikTok/etc changed how we communicate
• Google changed how we find information and advertising
• Wikipedia changed how we store and peer review public knowledge
• Zillow/Redfin/Zip changed real estate.
• Netflix/YouTube changed how we consume media
• edit: Someone suggested I add Tinder/Match has changed how we date.

The list can go on and on and on, right?

What's important to take from this is that these things all offer services and experiences that are fundamentally different than what they were before. They have an entirely different set of strengths and weaknesses that hinges on the internet, and that's what makes it disruptive. Additionally, it's important to keep in mind that every disruptive system eventually gets used in ways, for good and bad, that it was never originally intended for.

And this, I argue, is what makes r/Superstonk a disruptive force in which the rest of the ecosystem will have to accommodate for now, going forward, in the same way other existing elements in other markets had to adapt to new disruptive forces or face extinction. We are the element that financial elites least wanted to evolve, but I argue we are an inevitable market force meant to balance against their abuse of the system.

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TW Rape, sexualising children

Warning, this is a long story but I promise it is worth the read. Names and countries have been changed, some aspects of the story I am omitting as it is far too traumatic to myself and his victims. TLDR at bottom.

About 22 years ago my mom got a frantic call from my uncles best friend to say he had been arrested. Apparently an ex girlfriend had accused him of rape but she was just being vindictive because he broke up with her.

My uncle, Chad, is obviously innocent.  We all love him, he is our charismatic, friendly, outgoing, loving uncle. He would never hurt anyone. The family all send money for legal fees, they are in France, we are in South Africa (this is true because it is all over my profile).  The best friend sends us all the updates, noone ever thought to google anything, we were getting it from the source. He was found guilty and the family was devastated. We all send money for an appeal.  This goes on for 2 years and then we get the call that he has been found innocent and released. After his release he meets Lucy, who is originally from Canada. Lucy is lovely, comes from money (in a very big way). He is so charming and convincing they are married in less than 8 months, huge wedding in France. Then suddenly they are having separate honeymoons?!? He was going to "honeymoon" in his home country, Namibia, and she was going to Canada. They would then meet up in Brazil. He stayed Namibia for a couple of days and then partied with us in SA. We teased him that he took his wife's surname, he said that is what she wanted, she is the boss. Hahaha! And then he cheated on his wife!!!!! I was floored! I had looked up to him all these years and he cheated on his wife on their separate honeymoons! I was disgusted!

I see him once after that, he tells me he is unhappy in his marriage blah blah blah. He now has two children. I honestly couldn't care less! Then 6 years ago I get a message from him. He is getting divorced, he is coming to SA, can he crash on the couch. I say sure, he is still family, I haven't seen him in maybe 10 years, maybe he has changed.

He arrives and we have a blast. He hits it off with my fiance, he is funny and happy, like a weight had been lifted off his shoulders. He tells me they were both cheating. The relationship was extremely volatile, they were always fighting and on edge. They are toxic for each other. She is a total control freak!

He is on Tinder and hooking up, on the prowl. He leaves for

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Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

Japan.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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