Lucien Walker Puns

College started up, I got busy.Hookay I have made it pretty clear I cant stand these two, and so I was also slacking off because I dislike em. Let;s just do this.(Edit: There's some stuff at the very end that is massive spoilers if you haven't read everyones chronology, so be careful.) (Also REDDIT ALTERED MY POST DAMMIT)

Amelie

Gameplay- Hookay she's...ultra weird. Like her attacks are obviously her flailing, and it somehow WORKS?! Ugh, I dunno. her attacks hit hard and have a damn high range, but the issue is that...she is so open, I had to use so many food items because there are times where the dodge input never activated- and I know it's cause shes in an animation. her startup is the worst of it. But her charge attack is a spin slice which actually works well? I dunno, this girl confuses me. Plus half of her chapter was non combat and the other half was...rushes. ugh.

Personality- Ok I admit when it's from her perspective, Amelie is FINE. But I think the issue comes in that she's so bubbly compared to the lovable ice king Falk and stoic Hugo that she comes off as....stupid. But her gimmick of being stupidly clumsy to the point that it actually translates to good luck is kinda...well...charming. And the entire reason shes doing this is for an orphanage? Good stuff. Now only if this was made clear IMMEDIATELY. Ugh, one of the few times lack of info on a character actually hurts them instead of building intrigue.

Design- I...cannot like her design. it is so obviously fanservice with those massive melons of hers, and it comes off more...annoying than anything? see my thoughts on Laplace for how I view fanservice done well. Her base outfit is pretty good thou. I think the outfit actually fits her fairly well, and it mirrors a lot of actual formal dress attires in military...no idea why it's her basic combat outfit. And she gets points for a nice cap. Go good hats!! Her casual is...fine. But I feel like something closer to what yelsy or alex wears would be more in line with her personality. her casual comes off as mild rich, and it REALLY clashes with her overall motivations. Even if she was trying to look good, those white pants should be covered in dirt from all the times she trips over nothing. (Side note but I think Sumia from FE did that little gimmick better because it shows her lack of ability on ground and how broken and powerful she is on a pegasus. Here it comes off as her just being accident prone, which...owch. her poor face.)

Amelie is st

QB Jack Zergiotis (3 Star)

IOL Femi Sakiri (3 Star)

DL Justin Moore (3 Star)

WR Cameron Hairston (2 Star)

IOL Sidney Walker (3 Star)

S Jalon Ferrell (2 Star)

Edit to add some that entered earlier:

CB Shamel Lazarus (3 Star) - 8/30/21

LB Dillon Harris (3 Star) - 9/16/21

TE Jace Medlock (2 Star) - 10/25/21

CB Jeremy Lucien (3 Star) - 11/24/21

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Figured I'd do one big post instead of spamming the feed.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heroes and Civilians, including the redeemed ones Jaden Torralba as himself Daniel Craig as the guardian spirit within the charm Amanda C. Miller as Boruto Uzumaki David Matranga as Shoto Todoroki Colleen Clinkenbeard as Momo Yaoyorozu, Monkey D. Luffy and Erza Scarlet Trina Nishimura as Kyoka Jiro, Kurisu Makise and Mikasa Ackerman Kyle Phillips as Denki Kaminari Luci Christian as Ochaco Uraraka and Nami Maile Flanagan as Naruto Uzumaki Justin Briner as Deku and Hanako-Kun James Woods as Did is a good ominic the Dragon Jason Liebrecht as Dabi Eric Vale as Tomura Shigaraki, Arthur Boyle and Sanji Clifford Chapin as Katsuki Bakugo and Connie Springer Philip Shahbaz as Altaïr Emily Neves as Eri Arnold Schwarzenegger as T-800 Cassandra Lee Morris as Leafa Jamie Marchi as Junko Enoshima, Panty, Liz Thompson and Cana Alberona Leah Clark as Himiko Toga Lucien Dodge as K1-B0 Kane Bailey as Matt Keanu Reeves as John Wick and Johnny Silverhand Joleene Douitsis as Sayori Seth MacFarlane as Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Brian Griffin and Peter Griffin Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin Seth Green as Chris Griffin Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin Jesús Guzmán/Mona Marshall as El Chavo Korone as herself Jason Sudeikis as Octodad Alessandro Juliani as L Lawliet Isabela Moner as Monika Jeremy Shada as Lance and Finn Morgan Garett as Yuuko Aioi Markiplier as himself Ricco Fajardo as Mirio Togata and Taiju Oki James Callis as Alucard Courtenay Taylor as Sergeant Hammer Spike Spencer as Shinji Ikari Amanda Winn-Lee as Rei Ayanami and Yukiko Amagi Tiffany Grant as Asuka Langley Soryu Allison Keith as Misato Katsuragi Matt LeBlanc as Isaac Tom Ridgewell, Matt Hargreaves, and Tord Larsson as themselves George Gould as Edd Carolina Ravassa as Sombra Jason Ritter as Dipper Pines Kristen Schaal as Mabel Pines Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt and Purple Guy Derek Stephen Prince as Shino Aburame, Kokichi Ouma and Uryu Ishida Stephen Merchant as Wheatley Arif Zahir as Cleveland Brown Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Earthworm Jim Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson Yeardley Smith as Lisa and Maggie Simpson Hank Azaria as Carl Carlson Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Lenny Leonard, Mr. Burns and Smithers Charlet Chung as D.Va Clifton Powell as Big Smoke Kira Buckland as Jolyne Cujoh, 2B, Rebecca Bluegarden, Kyoko and Mitsuri Kanroji Kyle McCarley as 9S, Mob, and Narancia Ghirga Cherami Leigh as Makoto Niijima, Asuna, Lucy Heartfilia, V, Pa

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

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Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

For those of you who may vaguely remember former Eagles, Bills and Seahawks running back, Bryce Brown, you may remember that he was traded to the Bills on May 10th, 2014. This trade spurred a tree consisting of all 32 NFL teams and 328 draft picks/players over 7 years. Yes, really. All of these picks are connected and flipped for one another. I did not include players getting traded later on in their careers. (IE Carson Wentz to the Colts) As far as I know this is the largest trade tree of its kind. Here are those picks. Enjoy the chaos.

Attached is a picture of the tree in its entirety.

Attached is a PDF version of of the tree

Bryce Brown PHI - BUF

2014 Seantrel Henderson (237) PHI - BUF

Beau Allen (224) BUF - PHI

Stevie Johnson BUF - SF

Kevin Pamphile (149) BUF - TB

2015 Gabe Wright (113) SF - BUF - PHI - DET

2014 Randell Johnson (221) TB - BUF

2015 Grady Jarrett (137) TB - BUF - MIN - ATL

2016 Daryl Worley (77) DET - PHI - CLE - CAR

Matt Cassel MIN - BUF

Tony Steward (188) MIN - BUF

2016 Alex McCallister (240) BUF - MIN - PHI

Stefon Diggs (146) ATL - MIN

Tyrus Thompson (185) ATL - MIN

2016

Carson Wentz (2) CLE - PHI

2017 Jehu Chesson (139) CLE - PHI - MIN - KC

Jack Conklin (8) MIA - PHI - CLE - TEN

Connor Cook (100) TEN - PHI - CLE - OAK

2017 Deshaun Watson (12) PHI - CLE - HOU

2018 Tyquan Lewis (64) PHI - CLE - HOU

Byron Maxwell PHI - MIA

Kiko Alonso PHI - MIA

Laremy Tunsil (13) PHI - MIA

Andy Janovich (176) CLE - TEN - DEN

Corey Coleman (15) LAR - TEN - CLE

Shon Coleman (76) LAR - TEN - CLE (2019 Trade to SF)

DeShone Kizer (52) TEN - CLE

Zack Sanchez (141) CLE - CAR

Cody Kessler (93) CAR - CLE

Derrick Kindred (129) CAR - CLE

Spencer Drango (168) CAR - CLE

Ricardo Louis (114) OAK - CLE

Jordan Payton (154) OAK - CLE

Demarco Murray PHI - TEN

Nick Kwiatkoski (113) PHI - TEN - LAR - CHI

Austin Johnson (43) PHI - LAR - TEN

Derrick Henry (45) LAR - TEN

2017 Corey Davis (5) LAR - TEN

2017 Jonnu Smith (100) LAR - TEN

Jared Goff (1) TEN - LAR

Temarrick Hemingway (177) TEN - LAR

LeShaun Sims (157) NYJ - TEN - DEN

Ryan Clady DEN - NYJ

Loc Edwards (235) LAR - HOU - DEN - NYJ

2017 DeAngelo Henderson (203) TEN - DEN

Kalan Reed (253) DEN - TEN

Pharoh Cooper (117) BUF - CHI - LAR

Michael Thomas (206) CAR - CHI - LAR

Nick Foles PHI - LAR

2015 Andrew Donnal (119) PHI - LAR

Sam Bradford LAR - PHI

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Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!