In high school, I was famous for writing my name in cursive.
That was my signature move.
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Where do belly buttons go to school?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
I (Australian dad) have been playing chess remotely against my primary school pen-pal (from Czech Republic) for almost 2 decades. I finally beat him yesterday!
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What did the Mama bear say to her cub when he was crossing the road to get to his School?
βBison!!!β
~Was shocked to speechlessness when my 5 year old kid said this with a straight face. And this happened when I was trying very hard to teach him the right format of a knock-knock joke. I was stumped for about a minute as he combined a chicken-cross-the-road with a wordplay. Laughed so hard after that - until my wife had to use a pan on my head to stop us both.
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︎ Jun 27 2021
My wifeβs favorite class in High School was History
I shouldβve known sheβd be good at bringing up the past.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
I heard Disney opened up a high school with a diverse field of study
They even had a 101 on Dalmatians
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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︎ Jun 21 2021
My daughter is thinking of becoming a mirror polisher when she leaves school.
It's something she can see herself doing.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Son: No. What happened?
Dad: The teacher woke him up.
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︎ Jun 20 2021
How do crabs get to school?
They use the side walk!
- came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Mrs Turtle, my old school teacher...
Tortoise everything we know.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Why was the pirate depressed on his first day of high school?
He couldn't find Davey Jone's locker
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︎ Jun 21 2021
Why were the pirates cutting school?
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︎ Jun 12 2021
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
At my old school...
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︎ Jun 07 2021
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "
I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."
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︎ Feb 01 2021
How do young bees get to school?
Why, the school buzz, of course!
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I had to write a 500 word essay on a language of India back in high school...
I titled it The Hindi 500.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
My 11 y.o. son getting ready for school: Why do you always keep your snowman happy?
So he doesn't have a meltdown.
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︎ May 06 2021
Keep CRT out of our schools!
It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Definitely not how you want to get to school
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︎ May 11 2021
What school supply holds the most power?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
A nun was caught embezzling funds from the school she worked at
Her regrets - nun.
Let's hope she doesn't keep this habit.
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︎ Jun 10 2021
I met my girlfriend at forestry school. She left me...
....and now, I pine fir her.
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at that school the other day?
They say he got detention for it
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︎ Jun 17 2021
Why do fish no longer swim in schools?
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︎ May 30 2021
A student was writing a paper for school and kept mixing up the words "burro" and "burrow"
The teacher told him "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground"
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︎ Jun 13 2021
I had a friend in high school that really wanted to become a pilot. His parents hated the idea. Every time he brought it up, they were like
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︎ May 30 2021
I found my first school photo today....
It was quite a big building.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
If you fail a test in Cosmetology school, don't worry.
There will be a makeup test soon.
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︎ May 22 2021
When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.
They always give straight "eh"s.
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︎ May 24 2021
Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school..
..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.
It's the principal that counts.
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︎ May 21 2021
The cross eyed school teacher was fired.
She couldnβt control her pupils.
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︎ May 18 2021
My daughter asked if she could learn how to sing in school.
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︎ May 17 2021
Why did the students at the Greek school of sky-diving complain?
Their instructor was Con Descending.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
How do you catch a school of fish?
With a book worm. (from 8yo son)
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︎ Jun 02 2021
why did the m&m wanna go to school?
because it wanted to be a smartie
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︎ May 15 2021
My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.
I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.
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︎ May 13 2021
Dad - "Why were your late to school today?"
"Dad, there was a sign that said 'Slow Down, School Ahead'".
Dad - proudly cries
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︎ May 29 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's fine, he woke up before the teacher saw.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Did you hear about the school kidnapping?
No? Don't worry, he woke up
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
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