In high school, I was famous for writing my name in cursive.

That was my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Where do belly buttons go to school?

The naval academy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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I (Australian dad) have been playing chess remotely against my primary school pen-pal (from Czech Republic) for almost 2 decades. I finally beat him yesterday!

Czech mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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What did the Mama bear say to her cub when he was crossing the road to get to his School?

β€œBison!!!”

~Was shocked to speechlessness when my 5 year old kid said this with a straight face. And this happened when I was trying very hard to teach him the right format of a knock-knock joke. I was stumped for about a minute as he combined a chicken-cross-the-road with a wordplay. Laughed so hard after that - until my wife had to use a pan on my head to stop us both.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashok2ashok
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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My wife’s favorite class in High School was History

I should’ve known she’d be good at bringing up the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o-Dez-o
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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I heard Disney opened up a high school with a diverse field of study

They even had a 101 on Dalmatians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Careful_Bunch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's okay he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casualinteger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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My daughter is thinking of becoming a mirror polisher when she leaves school.

It's something she can see herself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeenScreen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Son: No. What happened?

Dad: The teacher woke him up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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How do crabs get to school?

They use the side walk!

  • came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyruleTrigger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Mrs Turtle, my old school teacher...

Tortoise everything we know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.

But that was un-Y's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_2837
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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Why was the pirate depressed on his first day of high school?

He couldn't find Davey Jone's locker

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Why were the pirates cutting school?

They were playing hooky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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At my old school...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldbrrg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "

I replied, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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How do young bees get to school?

Why, the school buzz, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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I had to write a 500 word essay on a language of India back in high school...

I titled it The Hindi 500.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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My 11 y.o. son getting ready for school: Why do you always keep your snowman happy?

So he doesn't have a meltdown.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Keep CRT out of our schools!

It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelman0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Definitely not how you want to get to school
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damagedtrash
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What school supply holds the most power?

A ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MythicalMagnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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A nun was caught embezzling funds from the school she worked at

Her regrets - nun.

Let's hope she doesn't keep this habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrth114
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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I met my girlfriend at forestry school. She left me...

....and now, I pine fir her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at that school the other day?

They say he got detention for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sundayisgloomy_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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Why do fish no longer swim in schools?

They’re all on line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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A student was writing a paper for school and kept mixing up the words "burro" and "burrow"

The teacher told him "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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I had a friend in high school that really wanted to become a pilot. His parents hated the idea. Every time he brought it up, they were like

"You're grounded!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpasm
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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I found my first school photo today....

It was quite a big building.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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If you fail a test in Cosmetology school, don't worry.

There will be a makeup test soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.

They always give straight "eh"s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RxBrad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school..

..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.

It's the principal that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameDesignerMan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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The cross eyed school teacher was fired.

She couldn’t control her pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My daughter asked if she could learn how to sing in school.

I said you can in-choir!

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Why did the students at the Greek school of sky-diving complain?

Their instructor was Con Descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuckleBuckleDan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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How do you catch a school of fish?

With a book worm. (from 8yo son)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbhappycamper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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why did the m&m wanna go to school?

because it wanted to be a smartie

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.

I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Dad - "Why were your late to school today?"

"Dad, there was a sign that said 'Slow Down, School Ahead'".

Dad - proudly cries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohit59370
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up before the teacher saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curly_droid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Did you hear about the school kidnapping?

No? Don't worry, he woke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arl107
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It's okay he woke up.

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