highly recomend going to an art museum on a low dose

just stare at big ass paintings and get sucked in.

i went to some museum in texas the other day and they had this painting of some church thing. (and im not big on realistic art) that shit just sucked me dry. earbuds in. hoodie on. no music. early in the morning so less people and damn i just felt amazing looking at art thats big.

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I heard to go to the art museum suitable for wearing these shoes πŸ’™OW X Air Force 1 ’07 Low MCA πŸ’™ v.redd.it/r8i5mzivzit71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carol-BMLin
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I heard to go to the art museum suitable for wearing these shoes πŸ’™OW X Air Force 1 ’07 Low MCA πŸ’™ v.redd.it/0ji16nwkzit71
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Lowe Mill in Pixel Art
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πŸ‘€︎ u/logantannerart
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Circa 1924: Metropolitan Museum of Art showcases the impressive Mobility of Authentic European Armour v.redd.it/acakkqbomp481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/highnchillin_
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80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron in the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum gfycat.com/finemassivegor…
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Congolese 'Sword' of the Ngala people, ca. late 1800s, Africa. Saint Louis Art Museum (720x500)
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Lowe Art Museum returns three ancient sculptures carved in basalt stone to Mexico artdaily.org/index.asp?in…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mictlantecuhtli
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My local art museum got in a new exhibit.

It’s called β€œunder the bleachers” by Seymour Butts. It definitely more captivating than the last exhibit β€œSpots on the Wall” by Hu Flung-Pu

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Art Institute employees win vote to form Chicago’s first major museum union chicagotribune.com/busine…
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80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron in the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum gfycat.com/finemassivegor…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chasing_rainb0ws
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A 19th century ivory netsuke depicting a sleeping cat, made by Kaigyokusai Masatsugu. From Japan, now housed at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art [2034x1634]
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The Arabe robe worn by Lawrence of Arabia. White silk and golden-embroidered, 1916, now on display at the Ashmolean Museum of Art and Archaeology [961x1600]
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Detail of Cotillion dress designed by Ann Lowe, 1956. Owned by the wife of Charlie Chaplin. Chicago History Museum
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2021
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A football from the 1500’s that was found lodged in the rafters of the Queen’s chamber in Stirling Castle, Scotland. It was found during enabling works in 1981, and now resides at Stirling Smith Art Gallery and Museum.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_Deveney
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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Playing around with some possible ideas for submission to u/ricco-gonzalo 's Museum of Simulated Art collaborative project, and ended up creating my own virtual art studio (link to Museum post in comments; it's awesome!) v.redd.it/znyxdli7jm881
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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The oldest man made artifacts on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC, these flint ax heads were discovered in Egypt and may well be 144,000 years old!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/exbethelelder
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Saint Louis Art Museum Closed Until At Least February Due to COVID riverfronttimes.com/newsb…
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Bust of Prince Ankhhaf who oversaw the completion of the Great Pyramid. Dated between 2520 BC and 2494 BC, it’s one of the best preserved Ancient Egyptian realistic busts. Museum of Fine Arts, Boston. [4032x3024] [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shabambam_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This is the 80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron by Anthony James Studio made part of the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum. v.redd.it/g1mu7wbfyq781
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freedom9814
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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Circa 1924: Metropolitan Museum of Art showcases the impressive Mobility of Authentic European Armour v.redd.it/r3luxdol9n481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andreba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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Cambodia has begun to press the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan to document how it acquired dozens of Khmer Empire antiquities that Cambodian officials, citing new evidence, believe were looted during the country’s decades of war and tumult nytimes.com/2021/10/24/ar…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron in the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum v.redd.it/dsv2u36b21981
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If you comment here, I'll use an AI to generate a painting inspired by your username. If the queue stacks up, priority will be given to users that review the artwork/appraise its quality as though they were writing a blurb for an art museum

each export should take about 4 minutes, though I may run models that are better/slower or worse/faster based on request volume. I'll also be giving a gold to the best museum description some time tomorrow

EDIT: we've definitely reached request volume where priority will be given to museum review-writers

EDIT 2: If media-synthesis AI is interesting to you, I've recently written a book with that tech near the center stage--you can find info about it on my profile! And @Mods, if this is too self-promotiony, I can remove this bit from the post upon request


I'll be pausing for the night at 6:40 pm EDT--been babysitting these exports for most of the day. It's been fun, everyone!~

I may or may not resume in several hours. No promises made!


EDIT 12:47 am -- I may have a large batch processing pipeline in place, so I'll try to start running some more of these shortly. Stand by!

EDIT 2:49 am EDT -- have to call it a night. I may have the ability to run a few more in like 12 hours, but odds aren't great. Thanks for taking part, everybody!

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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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Ancient Greek modern art, 8th c.BC., MET Museum
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron in the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum gfycat.com/finemassivegor…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wild-Dig-8003
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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β€œPersone che guardano” (Marzio Lowe, 2022). Italian Art Brut. On sale (1/1) on OpenSea ($ETH 0.1).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marzio_lowe_art
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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GoFundMe Page Established to Repair Green Turtle Cay's Albert Lowe Museum abacosun.com/2021/08/13/g…
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I’m a janitor at an art museum. Last night, the statues started moving.

I work bad hours. Eight o’clock until three in the morning. Every day during the week. I don’t get sleep. My feet kill me. So do my arms. Constantly carrying a bucket filled with soapy water, and pushing a mop around a colossal building. And I have to empty all of the trash cans, and put new trash bags in them. Boring stuff. I also have to mention my pay. Eleven dollars an hour. Not bad, just not great either. The only good thing about the job is that I get to listen to music while I’m working.

I’ve been wanting to quit my job, and after last night, I cant keep working there.

I get to the museum at around seven forty-five, get changed and then get to work at eight. The museum closes at six, so it’s so weird when I get there. The sky is dark, but not pitch black. It has this weird purplish-gray hue to it. So the whole building has a weird dull color. Most of the lights are off, and the only ones that are on are by the bathrooms and near the exits. Almost all of the exhibit lights are off, but there are some statues and paintings with the lights on them. It’s probably for the guards to check up on. I just show up and do my job. I’ve been working there for the past three months, I don’t think the amount of work I put in is equal to the pay I get, but it’s fine, I’m getting by.

I bike to work, as I can’t afford a car. Plus it’s good exercise.

The museum looked bigger on the inside than it did on the outside. There’s so much space, you couldn’t believe it. Huge halls, lined with tall marble pillars. The ceiling had murals of angels, gods and a bunch of other religious depictions.

It’s crazy how massive the place was. It’s kept under constant security. I can’t even fathom how expensive half the stuff is in this place.

There were some security guards that go by each exhibit, about four or five, and they’d just walk around patrolling the area. It’s nice because it’s not as scary as it would be if I was alone in that place at night. I got to know one of them one night, I forgot his name, we talked about our favorite paintings, and how scary this place is at night. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was terrified of the looks the statues had on their faces in the dark.

There weren’t any guards this night though.

When I made it to the front door, usually a guard would let me in, but the doors were unlocked. I didn’t have the keys to the place. Only the keys to the bathroom and janitor’s closet.

When I got in, I went straight to the janitors cl

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ELITEREDDIT07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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Jimmie Johnson's 2006 Daytona 500 winning firesuit has been transformed into a work of art by E.V. Day and is now on display at The Mint Museum twitter.com/JimmieJohnson…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michigan_matt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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I work at an art museum and...types of guests you see at an art museum starter pack
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In 1990 two men dressed as police and banged on the door of the Isabella Gardner Stewart Museum in Boston saying that there had been reports of a robbery. When the guards opened the door the men tied them up and made off with over $500m in paintings. Neither the art nor the men have ever been found.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAMan1234567
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron in the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum gfycat.com/ickyrevolvinga…
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Monday mornings sunrise from the Art Museum reddit.com/gallery/rs1k5p
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinCurtisPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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Museum art .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reverie_mio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Snow from the Art Museum steps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eugene_captures
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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β€œPersone che guardano” (Marzio Lowe, 2022). Italian Art Brut. On sale as NFT (1/1) on OpenSea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marzio_lowe_art
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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[WP] You're the world's best art thief. You've never been caught, yet you've sold countless priceless museums prices in the black market, replacing the actual prices with replicas. Except, you're not an art thief. You're just very good at making replicas and you've been selling those instead.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaTreeSeed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Does anyone else wish there was a critterpedia equivalent but for what art you have already donated in the museum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Bite_Back
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Orlando Science Center vs Orlando Museum of Art

In your opinion which spot would be best for a first date (30M/F). Never been to either and I've heard OSC is more geared toward kids but it can be fun for adults too. Not sure about OMA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymity012
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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Workers at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts to strike over pay gap with executives masslive.com/boston/2021/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gonzogarbanzo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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I was at an art museum in my city and saw this reddit.com/gallery/rt2koj
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Spanish silver processional cross, 1500s, from the St. Louis Art Museum. (1280x1759)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaGator43
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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City of Surrey eyeing to build $60 million Interactive Art Museum dailyhive.com/vancouver/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xlxoxo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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80" Great Rhombicosidodecahedron in the permanent collection of the Palm Springs Art Museum v.redd.it/47kic6uw11981
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Khanenko Ancient Artifacts & Art Museum in Kyiv, Ukraine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ reddit.com/rpan/r/wherein…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesterboyd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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I visited an art museum as a lady πŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό reddit.com/gallery/r4x0qe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolaPrincessCD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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Museum of Contemporary Art & Planning Exhibition (MOCAPE), Shenzhen (Coop Himmelb(l)au, 2008-2016) reddit.com/gallery/ro82ln
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