I love Indian food and always end up eating too much.

It’s a naan issue, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebbman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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I love eating beans, but they always make me feel like a young Egyptian Pharoah...

I always feel like a Tootin's–Comin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platinum_j
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2022
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I grew up with and will always love Metallica, but they just aren't the same any more.

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It's sad, but true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSteveA
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2022
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Why do wizards always fall in love with witches with a good broom?

They sweep them poor wizards off their feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Specialist64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2022
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I was in love with a doctor so I'd always get into car crashes... When she asked why I'm always getting in accidents, I told her "so I.C.U"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZRA3LCR0W
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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Most people love Grand ma but people always seem to make fun of her sister, lig.

Just remember she can be quite the disease if she gets to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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I love telling seasonal jokes. My Summer jokes are always the hottest around, I'm blooming with Spring ones, Winter jokes are always cool, but when comes to Autumn

I tend to fall short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherem13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...

...talking to the wine."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.

It's so refreshing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/64Modder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "

They sold them in packs of 12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!

DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.

MOM: I don't know why I married you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I always sucked at math but that’s why I love biology.

It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Dads always love a good furniture sale.

Driving down the highway, we see a sign in front of a furniture store advertising a "Huge Futon Sale".

Dad - "I wonder if they have regular-size futons, too."

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My wife and I love to go on dates, but we always do what she wants. Today she asked me, β€˜If you had to pick any date, what would it be?’

June 19th, 1910

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VividDreamerzzzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My wife is always complaining she has been waiting for the day that i will love her 24/7

I just told her that day has finally come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0dfarter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Two melons were dating and in love, but will always be sad...

They cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skekung37
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Son, I know you don't always love your job, but just be glad you are not in the tyre business.

.. you would never be able to retire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eothred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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