Did you hear about the guy who lost his eye sight so he started mugging people?
Yeah he was robbing them blind
keep hearing about how people have found jesus. Seems he gets lost a lot.
Someone should put a tracker on that guy.
The older I get, the more I’ve been thinking about the people I’ve lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was the wrong choice.
TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,
We should have give an award for people who lost weight
We should call it the Grammies
I hate people who lost their toes.
I have lack toes intolerence
For most people when you lose your 'khakis', you have lost your pants.
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
Why do people gasp when I ask them about my lost dog?
All I'm asking is have you seen my weiner? It's about about 18" long and likes to be rubbed... Doesn't bite.
Why do gay people always get lost?
They can't think straight.
This man on a shower posts about the people who lost the tickets in the titanic
A friend who lost all his toes to a lawnmower wants me to take him to a group therapy session for toeless people.
I told him I wasn’t comfortable with this, and now he’s accusing me of being lack-toes intolerant.
People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...
Mainly because they could Nazi.
Where do people who've lost an arm shop?
I watched a documentary on people who had lost mobility in their limbs last night
As I get older and I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way, I’m beginning to think to myself…
…maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
As I grow older, I tend to think of all the people I’ve lost along the way
Maybe it was a mistake to become a tour guide
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way
Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the best choice
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself...
"Maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?"
As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all.
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
As i get older and remember all the people ive lost along the way, I think...
maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
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