If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, donβt panic unless you see at least one grizzly.
Thatβs the bear minimum.
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︎ May 17 2021
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that youβd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
How do you find your dog if it's lost in the woods?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you hear about the guy that lost a fight by getting kicked in the mouth?
He now knows the taste of defeet
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I was in a contest where you lost if you talked.
It was quite the competion, to say the least.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?
They couldn't pull it together.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Did you guys hear about the guy in that horrible car accident? Lost his left leg and left arm
Donβt worry, heβs all right now.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What vegetable can you get lost in?
Maizeπ½π½π½π½π½π½π½
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you hear about the Grandma that was lost in the Alps?
The while searchers were looking for her they would call out βlittle-old-lady-whoooβ
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Did you hear about the kid who lost his entire left side in a car accident?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Did you hear about Tom, the guy who lost two of his toes in an accident with red acidic fruit?
They call him Tom eight toes
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
How do you find Will Smith when heβs lost in the snow?
You just look for fresh prints.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Did you hear about the photographer who got lost in the woods?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
you will be ,Lost in Translation
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︎ Apr 01 2019
How do you call for help when lost in the wilderness?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
If you're ever lost in the Sahara desert, at least you won't starve.
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
What do you call a pair of undies that was lost in the mail?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Who do you ask for help when your lost in a swamp?
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︎ Feb 15 2019
Did you hear about the guy who lost both legs at the ankle in a fight...?
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︎ Sep 10 2018
Remember, if you ever get lost in the desert, ...
You can always eat the sand which is there
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Did you hear about the guy who got lost in a corn field?
I heard it was quite the maize.
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︎ Aug 05 2017
What do you call a male Barbie doll who used to be in a frat and lost his self-confidence?
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︎ Mar 27 2017
Would you be afraid of someone who had lost two appendages in a terrible accident?
I mean, you shouldn't. They're probably un-armed.
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︎ Sep 13 2015
What happens when you're lost in a pine forest?
"I don't know, pop, what?"
You go pine nuts!
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︎ May 21 2016
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
How do you find your dog if it's lost in the woods?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in a car accident?
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︎ Jul 15 2018
Did you hear about the guy in that terrible accident who lost the entire left side of his body?
It's okay, he's all right now.
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︎ Apr 19 2017
Did you hear about the guy who lost the entire left side of his body in an accident?
donβt worryβ¦..heβs all right now.
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︎ Dec 16 2017
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