Long Snouted Puns

A list of puns related to "Long Snouted"

I asked the pet store guy if he had any long-snouted beetles, and he said “yeah, two; This one’s $10 and the other’s $20.”

In the end, I chose the lesser of two weevils.

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👤︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
📅︎ Oct 18 2022
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Why are horses always so negative?

Because they're neigh-sayers.

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👤︎ u/PDMarsay
📅︎ Oct 18 2022
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