I just started watching Las Chicas Del Cable! To help myself learn what is being said and to easily look up words I don´t know, I´ve transcribed the Spanish subtitles. Here they are to help anyone else!
The formating didn´t transfer from the word document.
S1E1 Temporada 1 Episodio 1
[Alba] En mil novecientos veintiocho (1928), las mujeres éramos algo así como adornos que se llevaban a las fiestas para presumir de ellos. Objetos sin poder de opinión ni decisión. Es cierto que la vida no era fácil para nadie, pero mucho menos si eras mujer. Si eras mujer, en mil novecientos veintiocho (1928) ser libre era algo que parecía inalcanzable. Porque para la sociedad las mujeres solo éramos amas de casa, madres, esposas... No teníamos derecho a tener sueños ni ambiciones. Para buscar un futuro muchas tenían que marcharse lejos.
[Mujer] En el bar de enfrente. [Hombre] Tú no vas a ir a ningún sitio.
[Alba] Y otras tenían que enfrentarse a las normas de una sociedad machista y retrógrada.
[Otro mujer] Déjala. [Hombre] Tú no te metas. ¡No te metas!
[Alba] Al final, todas, ricas, pobres, queríamos lo mismo, ser libres. Y si para eso había que quebrantar la ley, estábamos dispuestas a hacerlo sin importarnos las consecuencias. Solo las que luchan por ellos consiguen sus sueños. Eso creíamos. Lo que no sabíamos era que el destino nos tenía preparadas muchas sorpresas.
[Alba] Vámonos. Rápido. Argentina nos espera. ¡Corre! [Gimena] Nunca has montado en barco. [Pedro] Así que pensabais excaparos. ¡Ni se te ocurra moverte! Esto es entre Gimena y yo. [A] Mi amiga no quiere volver a verte. [P] Que me lo diga ella. Como grites, te juro que te mato. [G] Tranquilízate, por favor. [P] Lo haré cuando le digas a tu amiga que te vienes conmigo. [A] No se va a ir contigo. [P] Va a hacer lo que yo diga. Si no, primero la mato a ella y luego a ti. [G] Está bien, haré lo que quieras, pero baja el arma. ¿Sí? [Alba grita con rabia] [dos disparos] ¡Ah! [respiración jadeante] [respira agitada]
[A] Gimena...Gimena, no, por favor. [G] Mírame. Tú no tenías que estar aquí. [A] No debería haberte traído. Lo siento, lo siento. [G] Era nuestro sueño. [A] Es, es nuestro sueño. Lo sigue siendo. [G] Mujeres libres... [A] Sí, sí. [Alba llora] [truenos]
[Beltrán] Así que estabas en la calle con dos cadáveres, pero no tienes nada que ver. ¿Y por qué debería creerte? [Alba] Porque digo la verda
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
It’s for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
