While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, β€œCan’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, β€œWhat kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, β€œTulips”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vHRenegade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Easy to Remember Locker Combination

I had a new lock in high school and I said, "The new combination is 17-11-48."

My mom said, "Well, that should be easy to remember. You're 17 now, you were once 11, and you will be 48."

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyteacha2
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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