Lizzy Borden Puns

A list of puns related to "Lizzy Borden"

Do not accept a friend request from Lizzie Borden's parents

Apparently, they've been hacked.

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👤︎ u/kevin-milner-music
📅︎ Mar 27 2022
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Heard about the museum dedicated to Lizzie Borden?

It's a whacks museum.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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Lizzie Borden was found dead in the woods

Cause of death ruled Axe-idental

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Whatever you do, don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden

You will get hacked

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👤︎ u/debonair-yeti
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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