Little Otik Puns

Fucked up movie, you should watch it.

My favorite scene is the part where an old man sees a young girl and a hand shoots out of his pants. Amazing.

Watched this foreign film the other night. Based on the Czech fairy tale about Otesánek. Sort of explained here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KhGRbgdfbo (You will have to watch the movie to know more) This was a pretty creepy little film that I quite enjoyed. Much better if you watch it high ;) Info about the movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Otik

I think you should 'Czech' this movie out! lol

Not really anything helpful, but just a thought I had. There was a movie called Little Otik that was about a man and his wife adopting a baby-like tree root. It gets bigger over time and begins to eat people. Since we're getting a lot of plant/human hybrid stuff, could Alan be going the way of Little Otik?

Again, just a thought I had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNpTP0SZvE

Porter Robinson - nurture

Release Date: April 23rd

Label: Mom+Pop

Genre: Electropop, Synthpop, Folktronica, Progressive House

Singles: Get your wish, Something Comforting

Streams: Spotify, iTunes, Soundcloud

Schedule

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Phil

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!