Did you hear about the founder of Little Caesarโ€™s Pizza, Mike Ilitch, passing away?

May he rest in peace-a peace-a.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/neatlyfoldedlaundry
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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I got in trouble for telling a joke I saw here. (A story with a joke)

So I work at a bank part time, I usually get a joke or two from here each day and tell it to my boss over MS Teams. We have a chuckle and go about our day. My last day was alright set for tomorrow (Saturday).

Wednesday the top joke was: How does a Mexican cut his pizza? With little caesars.

Apparently that could be seen as racist by the bank management that could potentially see everything written in our chats. So I get pulled into the office and it was all just verbal warning blah blah. I was obviously not my intention to be racist as I am a Christian dad who just loves jokes and eye rolls as you do on this sub.

Fast forward to today, my last Friday in the banking world. I'm on to bigger and better things. By now everyone knows the joke and everyone knows that the manager overreacted. My assistant manager bought some pizza in my honor and didn't think about where she got it from. So of course when she said it out loud in the teller line I started cracking up. 'I got Little Caesars for you.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shushbug04
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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My wife asked me what I wanted for Fatherโ€™s Day dinner.

I said Iโ€™d like to just order a pizza, to which she responded, we shouldnโ€™t order food on the Sabbath.

โ€œBut,โ€ I replied, โ€œremember what the Bible says: we must render unto Little Caesarโ€™s the things that are Little Caesarโ€™s.โ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 19 2022
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I dadjoked God...

So we say a blessing before the family eats dinner, and last night the wife brought home a stack of Hot and Ready pizzas from Little Caesar's. Since Jesus said, "Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God" (Mark 12:17), I started the prayer: "Bless us, Caesar, for these your gifts, which we receive from your bounty..."

The wife was not amused. Got an eyeroll from the 13 year old tho!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YYURYYUBICURYY4ME
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