A list of puns related to "Little Caesar"
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.
"You want a pizza me?"
May he rest in peace-a peace-a.
Pika Pika.
L.C. Employee: What can I get for you guys?
Dad: We'll take one of your "Hot and Ready" thingies.
L.C. Employee: It will be just a minute. We ran out. We've got some that are almost ready.
Dad: Then I guess you're getting almost five dollars.
Having to deal with little caesars
Little scissors
(pronounced with an accent as Little Caesar's)
Didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March.
So we say a blessing before the family eats dinner, and last night the wife brought home a stack of Hot and Ready pizzas from Little Caesar's. Since Jesus said, "Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and to God what belongs to God" (Mark 12:17), I started the prayer: "Bless us, Caesar, for these your gifts, which we receive from your bounty..."
The wife was not amused. Got an eyeroll from the 13 year old tho!
With Little Caesar's.
With little Caesars (Seezors)
With Little Caesars
Little Caesars.
With Little Caesars.
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