My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I have the heart of a lion...

And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My Dad has the heart of a lion

and now he's banned from our local zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee

Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGgetRekt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My old grandad has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My grandpa has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My son has the heart of a lion....

And a lifetime ban from the zoo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aka_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I have the heart of a lion…

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My grandpa has the heart of a lion...

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCVeteran69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My brother has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My grandpa had the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from London Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My dad has a heart of a lion

and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DokTLF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a life time ban from the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My father has the heart of a lion...

... and a life ban from the local zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion...

And a lifetime ban at the zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My Grandpa had the heart of a lion...

And a life time ban from the Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My grampa has the heart of a lion

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbreitATX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Yaknow, I have the heart of a lion!!

And a lifetime ban from the NYC zoo..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildM4N04
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion.

He also has a lifelong ban from the zoo.

#darkhumor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gravydae420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I told my wife I have the heart of a lion...

also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaseth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I have a heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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My brother has the heart of a lion

And a restraining order from a zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngryAggron22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My granddad has the heart of a lion...

And also a lifetime ban from London Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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My grandfather had the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PDXCharmander
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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My dad has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the city zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VideoJaymes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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I have a lion's heart

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewShoulderNeeded
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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