Like I Used To Puns

but then it grew on me

I’m a frayed knot

Now I prefer air conditioning.

You could say I'm an ex-tractor-fan.

Then I was born

But now I dont know my left from my right

I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."

I guess you could call me an extractor fan.

(Taken from r/3amjokes by u/Suave_Sidd, the crossposting doesn't work)

It’s really grown on me.

...but over the years they’ve groan on me.

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But it's really growing on me.

But making it is such a pain

But last time I had it I found hare in it

Now it's boron

But then I lost interest.

Egrets? I’ve had a few.

I soon learned my plaice

I would say tanks for shopping with us and no one would notice.

... yeah it was pretty awkward getting my head down in that trough.

Told to me by my 92 year-old neighbor/WW2 Navy veteran

Then I was born

But now it's growing on me

But then it grew on me.

But now they've groan on me.

That all changed when I was born.