Lifetime Supply Puns

A list of puns related to "Lifetime Supply"

My dad said my brother was going to give me a lifetime supply of condoms for Christmas...

I said, “That sounds expensive”

“A six pack isn’t expensive”

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👤︎ u/ImFunguys
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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I just bought a lifetime supply of pickles for $500

Sweet! What a dill!

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👤︎ u/radlee
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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3 friends get lost in the woods.

They stumble across a genie Genie: I will grant each of you 1 wish Guy 1: I wish to go home Guy 2: I wish to go back home Guy 3: now im lonely, I wish my friends were here

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👤︎ u/michaelveyrocks
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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