I've discovered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Fortitude!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xechwill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Turns out my wife is a dad...

This morning as we were preparing for the day she turned to me and said, "I'm the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything." As I looked at her somewhat shocked at this rare display of ego it dawned on me that today is her 42nd birthday and I fell in love all over again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokanovsky_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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