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Match Thread: Ross County vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership

#FT: Ross County 1-2 Celtic

Ross County scorers: Jack Baldwin (57')

Celtic scorers: Liel Abada (21'), Anthony Ralston (90'+7')


Venue: Global Energy Stadium

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Ross County

Ashley Maynard-Brewer, Jack Baldwin, Keith Watson, Jake Vokins, Harrison Clarke, Ross Callachan Jordan White, Jordan Tillson, Harrison Patton Dominic Samuel, Blair Spittal, Regan Charles-Cook, Joseph Hungbo Jack Burroughs.

Subs: Connor Randall, Coll Donaldson, David Cancola, Ross Laidlaw.

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Celtic

Joe Hart, Carl Starfelt, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Liam Scales, Anthony Ralston, Nir Bitton Tom Rogic, Callum McGregor, David Turnbull, Liel Abada, Adam Montgomery Owen Moffat, Josip Juranovic.

Subs: Stephen Welsh, Scott Bain, Greg Taylor, Liam Shaw, Ewan Henderson.


MATCH STATS | via BBC

Ross County Celtic
Possession 25% 75%
Shots 7 24
Shots on Target 2 8
Corners 4 7
Fouls 13 9

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

21' Goal! Ross County 0, Celtic 1. Liel Abada (Celtic) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Liam Scales.

36' Substitution, Ross County. Dominic Samuel replaces Harrison Paton because of an injury.

54' Substitution, Ross County. Jordan White replaces Ross Callachan.

57' Goal! Ross County 1, Celtic 1. Jack Baldwin (Ross County) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Blair Spittal with a cross following a corner.

63' Substitution, Celtic. Owen Moffat replaces Adam Montgomery.

65' Substitution, Ross County. Jack Burroughs replaces Joseph Hungbo.

71' Carl Starfelt (Celtic) is shown the yellow card.

74' Jack Burroughs (Ross County) is shown the yellow card.

75' Substitution, Celtic. Tomas Rogic replaces Nir Bitton.

76' Dominic Samuel (Ross County) is shown the yellow card.

79' Second yellow card to Carl Starfelt (Celtic) for

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Guardians of the Galaxy - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Guardians of the Galaxy

Platforms:

  • PC (Oct 26, 2021)
  • Nintendo Switch (Oct 26, 2021)
  • Xbox Series X/S (Oct 26, 2021)
  • PlayStation 5 (Oct 26, 2021)
  • Xbox One (Oct 26, 2021)

Trailers:

Developer: Eidos-MontrΓ©al

Publisher: Square Enix

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 82 average - 82% recommended - 98 reviews

Critic Reviews

3DNews - ДСнис Π©Π΅Π½Π½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ² - Russian - 7.5 / 10

>Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy are good enough to entertain you for a few evenings. But I doubt you will ever want to revisit this journey.


ACG - Jeremy Penter - Buy

>Video Review - Quote not available


Attack of the Fanboy - Diego Perez - 3.5 / 5 stars

>Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy absolutely nails the vibe and look, even if the middling story, technical issues, and repetition hold it back from being truly great.


AusGamers - Steve Farrelly - 9 / 10

>Oh, and your 13-year-old 80s mullet is the thing dreams are made of.


But Why Tho? - Kate Sanchez - 9 / 10

>Even with its faults that can easily be patched up, Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is an absolute love letter to the property and one that any fan should be excited to play. Yes, the gameplay is excellent, but for this game, it's all about the

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Match Thread: Kelty Hearts vs St Johnstone | Scottish Cup

#AET: Kelty Hearts 1-0 St Johnstone

Kelty Hearts scorers: Kallum Higginbotham (103')


Venue: New Central Park

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Kelty Hearts

Darren Jamieson, Thomas O'Ware, Jordan Forster, Kieran Ngwenya, Daniel Finlayson, Kallum Higginbotham, Michael Tidser Andrew Black, Ross Philp, Nathan Austin Botti Biabi, Joe Cardle Alfredo Agyeman, Jamie Barjonas Robbie McNab.

Subs: Scott Hooper, Josh Donaldson.

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St Johnstone

Zander Clark, Daniel Cleary, Jamie McCart, Liam Gordon, Jacob Butterfield, Ali Crawford, Charlie Gilmour, Tony Gallacher, James Brown Michael O'HalloranLiam Craig, Christopher Kane Glenn Middleton, Nadir Ciftci Stevie May.

Subs: Murray Davidson, Eetu Vertainen, Elliot Parish, Jordan Northcott, Efe Ambrose.


MATCH STATS | via BBC

Kelty Hearts St Johnstone
Possession 53% 47%
Shots 10 15
Shots on Target 3 5
Corners 5 10
Fouls 7 13

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

73' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Glenn Middleton replaces Christopher Kane.

77' Nadir Çiftçi (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

78' Substitution, Kelty Hearts. Alfredo Agyeman replaces Joe Cardle because of an injury.

79' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Stevie May replaces Nadir Çiftçi.

90'+2' Substitution, Kelty Hearts. Botti Biabi replaces Nathan Austin because of an injury.

92' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Michael O'Halloran replaces James Brown.

97' Substitution, Kelty Hearts. Andrew Black replaces Michael Tidser.

103' Goal! Kelty Hearts 1, St. Johnstone 0. Kallum Higginbotham (Kelty Hearts) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Alfredo Agyeman.

105' Substitution, Kelty Hearts. Robbie McNab replaces Jamie Barjonas.

105'+1' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Liam Craig replaces Michael O'Halloran because of an injury.

116' Kieran Ngweny

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Resident Evil Village - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Resident Evil Village

Platforms: PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, Stadia

Release Date: May 7, 2021

Trailers: Announcement Trailer | 2nd Trailer | 3rd Trailer | 4th Trailer

Developer: Capcom

Publisher: Capcom

Review Aggregators:

OpenCritic - 84 | 86% Recommended [Cross-Platform]

Metacritic - 85 [PC] | 84 [PS5] | 82 [XSX]

Critic Reviews

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Ars Technica - Sam Machkovech Unscored If you loved RE7, you might like RE Village. PS4, PS5
Atomix - Alberto Desfassiaux 90/100 [Spanish] β€ŽNeedless to say, if you're a fan of the series, especially what was done with Resident Evil VII a few years ago, you'll be very happy with what Resident Evil Village presents to us. What I would say is that you might want to lower your expectations for the size of the game and the developer's own ambitions a little. The eighth installment of this beloved saga is one that fulfills in a very good way almost everything it tries, carrying in a very dignified way with the name it represents, however, it is also true that we would have loved to have taken more important risks and that the events happened more calmly to present a longer adventure. Anyway, Capcom proves its worth again and it's still at the spearhead if we talk about AAA development.β€Ž PS5
AusGamers - Steve Farrelly 8/10 Not to suggest your rendezvous with the Lady of the Castle isn't one to savour
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Headcanons for the full names of the Total Drama characters (full list + other Fresh characters)

All surnames for the TD characters are based off the post here (links to the first three generations also there). So without further ado, here’s the list. Feel free to let me know if you agree or disagree.

Total Drama:

  1. Chris: Christian Bruce McLean
  2. Chef: Ronald Norbert Hatchet
  3. Beth: Bethany Abrams Worthington
  4. DJ: Devon Joseph Robinson
  5. Gwen: Gwendolyn Robert Decker
  6. Geoff: Geoffrey Eric Lindholm
  7. Lindsay: Lindsay Marie Frederick
  8. Heather: Heather Regina Nakamura
  9. Duncan: Duncan Ivan Perkovich
  10. Tyler: Tyler Stephen Cervantovich
  11. Harold: Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V
  12. Trent: Trenton Benjamin Chau
  13. Bridgette: Bridgette Carla Hansen
  14. Noah: Noah Balvan Patel
  15. Leshawna: Leshawna Taylor Johnson
  16. Katie: Katherine Marina Shukri
  17. Sadie: Sadie Bernila Garcia
  18. Ezekiel: Ezekiel Alexis Karpinski
  19. Cody: Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson
  20. Eva: Eva Natalya Kovalenko
  21. Owen: Owen Adams Kowalski
  22. Courtney: Courtney Saira Gonzalez
  23. Justin: Justin Akau Pereira
  24. Izzy: Isabella Cara McCarthy
  25. Sierra: Sierra Camila Fisher
  26. Alejandro: Alejandro Juan Maria Burromuerto
  27. Blaineley: Mildred Stacy Andrews O’Halloran
  28. Josh: Joshua Paul Cinnadella
  29. Jo: Joanna Vera Kuznetsova
  30. Scott: Scott Brendan Buckley
  31. Mike: Michael George Greco
  32. Zoey: Zoey Nora Kovacs
  33. Lightning: Rudolph Lucius Jackson
  34. Brick: Robert Logan McArthur
  35. B: Beverly Kevin Davis
  36. Dawn: Dawn Astrid Christensen
  37. Dakota: Dakota Lynn Milton
  38. Anne Maria: Anne Maria Costanza Morelli
  39. Staci: Staci Andrea Schmidt
  40. Cameron: Cameron Corduroy Wilkins
  41. Sam: Samuel Isaac Hoffman
  42. Ella: Ella Jamie Laurent
  43. Sky: Skylar Henry Smith
  44. Max: Maximilian Oliver Bidwell
  45. Dave: David Jai Singh
  46. Leonard: Leonard Augustus Wilson
  47. Amy: Amy Elizabeth Lundgren
  48. Sammy: Samantha Ingrid Lundgren
  49. Beardo: Jaden Green Williams
  50. Jasmine: Jasmine Olivia Douglas
  51. Topher: Christopher Alexander Knudsen
  52. Sugar: Heidi Anne Bauer
  53. Rodney: Rodney Liam Byrne
  54. Scarlett: Scarlett Amelia MacLachlan
  55. Shawn: Shawn Andrew Shevchenko
  56. Don: Donald Francesco Torricelli
  57. Devin: Devin Elric Park
  58. Carrie: Carrie Shannon Fitzpatrick
  59. Kelly: Kelly Ariana Papadopoulos
  60. Taylor: Taylor Cassandra Papadopoulos
  61. Emma: Emily Nicole Chang
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Anyone taken REM300?

I have it with liam donaldson next semester. Was curious what the material in the course is like, is it just beginner real estate info with some mortgage calculations (TMV etc.). or does it get more advanced that that. Basically how was the material in the course, was it easy to understand etc. Im interested in the course just want to make sure I have enough time for it.

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GAME THREAD: Twins (33-43) @ White Sox (45-32) - Tue Jun 29 @ 7:10 PM

Twins (33-43) @ White Sox (45-32)

First Pitch: 7:10 PM at Guaranteed Rate Field

Pitcher TV Radio
Twins Kenta Maeda (3-2, 4.85 ERA) BSNO
White Sox Lucas Giolito (5-5, 3.80 ERA) NBCSCH
MLB Fangraphs Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday [Game Graph](http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2021-06-29&team=White Sox&dh=0&season=2021) Live Comments /r/baseball Discord

Pitcher Notes

Team Notes
Twins
White Sox

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
MIN 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 6 8 0
CWS 1 0 2 0 4 0 0 0 7 9 0

Box Score

CWS AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Anderson, T 5 0 1 1 0 0 .293
RF Goodwin 4 1 0 0 1 1 .245
1B Abreu 2 1 0 0 2 1 .240
DH Grandal 3 1 1 0 1 2 .180
C Collins 4 1 1 1 0 2 .224
LF Vaughn 3 1 2 0 1 0 .229
RF Sheets 4 1 2 2 0 1 .500
CF Hamilton 0 0 0 0 0 0 .217
3B GarcΓ­a, L 2 0 1 2 1 1 .246
2B Mendick 4 1 1 1 0 0 .204
CWS IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Giolito 6.0 6 3 3 1 1 97-65 3.84
Marshall 0.2 2 2 2 0 0 14-9 5.60
Burr 1.1 0 0 0 0 0 14-9 0.00
Hendriks 1.0 0 1 1 1 1
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State League finals, week 2

SANFL

FIRST SEMI FINAL

Norwood Redlegs vs. South Adelaide Panthers

Adelaide Oval, Saturday September 18th, 15:15 ACST

NORWOOD

F: Henry Nelligan, Harry Boyd, Josh Richards,

HF: Tristan Binder, Lachlan Pascoe, Samuel Morris

C: Richard Douglas, Matthew Nunn, Nikolaus Rokahr

HB: Jack Heard, Cameron Ball, Declan Hamilton

B: Mitch Wilkins, Cameron Shenton, Jacob Collins

R: Michael Knoll, Jacob Kennerley, Mitch Grigg

INT: Brad McKenzie, Paul Puopolo, Mitchell Cotter, Nick Pedro, Isaac Saywell, Xavier Tranfa

COACH: Jade Rawlings

SOUTH ADELAIDE

F: Joel Cross, Sam Overall, Liam Fitt

HF: Eamon Wilkinson, Alex Cailotto, Nic Schwarz

C: Hayden Sampson, Bryce Gibbs, Jason Horne-Francis

HB: Joseph Haines, Sam Skinner, Anthony Biemans

B: Jake Summerton, Ben Haren, Matt Rose

R: Bailey Griffiths, Matthew Broadbent, Mitch O’Neill

INT: Matthew Roberts, Ben Heaslip, Fraser Turner, Jesse McKinnon, Daniel Nobles, Luke Bogle, Reece Milsom

COACH: Jarrad Wright

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SECOND SEMI FINAL

Glenelg Tigers vs. Woodville-West Torrens Eagles

Adelaide Oval, Saturday September 18th, 19:15 ACST

GLENELG

F: Marlon Motlop, Liam McBean, Darcy Bailey

HF: Lachlan Hosie, Luke Reynolds, Brad Agnew

C: Matthew Allen, Andrew Bradley, Chris Curran

HB: Dylan Landt, Sam Durdin, Alex Martini

B: Michael Virgin, Max Proud, Brodie Newman

R: Jack Hannath, Brett Turner, Matthew Snook

INT: Luke Partington, Jack Yates, Billy Stretch, Reid Kuller, Toby Pink, Brad McCarthy, Will Chandler

COACH: Brett Hand

WOODVILLE-WEST TORRENS

F: Tyson Stengle, Daniel Menzel, Jesse Lonergan

HF: Angus Poole, Jack Hayes, Troy Menzel

C: Kai Pudney, James Tsitas, Kobe Mutch

HB: Matthew Goldsworthy, Luke Thompson, Jimmy Toumpas

B: Luke Beecken, Patrick Giuffreda, Sam Rowland

R: Jarrad Redden, Joseph Sinor, Riley Knight

INT: Jack Firns, Jake Comitogianni, Max Litster, Jake von Bertouch, Ben Jungfer, Clay Cameron, Dane McFarlane

COACH: Jade Sheedy

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Both games live on Channel 7 in South Australia, 7plus for everyone else

Winner of the Second Semi Final advances to the SANFL Grand Final

Loser of the Second Semi Final plays Winner of the First Semi Final

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WAFL

SECOND SEMI FINAL

**Subiaco Lions vs.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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In your opinions, who wins a 7-game series between 2015 team and 2021 team?

Fun comparison's sake, how do you think this years team compares to the 2015 team and if they matched up in a 7 game series who would be victorious? I know this year is still a WIP which is why we're strictly talking about how they match-up pound for pound rather than the results they got.

2015 Lineup: LF Ben Revere, 3B Josh Donaldson, RF - Jose Bautista, DH - Edwin Encarnacion, 1B - Chris Colabello, SS - Troy Tulowitzki, C - Russell Martin, CF - Kevin Pillar, 2B - Ryan Goins

2015 Starters: SP - David Price, SP - Marcus Stroman, SP - Marco Estrada, SP - RA Dickey, SP - Mark Buehrle

2015 Relievers: CL - Roberto Osuna, RHP - Aaron Sanchez, LHP - Brett Cecil, RHP - Mark Lowe, RHP - Liam Hendriks, RHP - LaTroy Hawkins, LHP - Aaron Loup

2021 Lineup: CF George Springer, 2B Marcus Semien, 1B - Vladimir Guerreo Jr, SS - Bo Bichette, RF - Teoscar Hernandez, LF - Lourdes Gurriel Jr, C - Alejandro Kirk, DH - Randal Grichuk, 3B - Cavan Biggio

2021 Starters: SP - Robbie Ray, SP - Jose Berrios, SP - Hyun Jin Ryu, SP - Alek Monoah, SP - Steven Matz

2021 Relievers: CL - Jordan Romano, RHP - Adam Cimber, LHP - Tim Mayza, RHP - Trevor Richards, RHP - Joakim Soria, RHP - Julian Merryweather, RHP - Nate Pearson

Lots of similarities between these two. Very right-handed heavy lineup and bullpen, an MVP candidate, a Cy Young candidate, rookie closer, and got hot after the trade deadline. Age is a huge difference though as many players on the '15 team were either at or above 30 while the current Jays are one of the youngest teams in baseball

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Giolito explains what happened in the parking lot with Josh Donaldson youtu.be/qf6odXEE43o
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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[Match thread] Ross County vs Celtic | Premiership

#[Premiership - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Ross County 1-2 Celtic


r/celticfc match thread

Match Info:

Date: December 15, 2021

Time: 19:45 (Europe/London)

Venue: Global Energy Stadium


Recent form

Ross County: WDDWLW

Celtic: WWWDLW


Lineups:

Ross County - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Ashley Maynard Brewer, Harry Clarke, Keith Watson, Jack Baldwin, Jake Vokins, Harrison Paton, Jordan Tillson, Joseph Hungbo, Ross Callachan, Regan Charles-Cook, Blair Spittal

Substitutes: Ross Laidlaw, Coll Donaldson, Connor Randall, Jack Burroughs, David Cancola, Jordan White, Dominic Samuel

Coach: M. Mackay

Celtic - 4-3-3

Starting XI: Joe Hart, Anthony Ralston, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Carl Starfelt, Liam Scales, David Turnbull, Nir Bitton, Callum McGregor, Josip Juranović, Liel Abada, Adam Montgomery

Substitutes: Scott Bain, Greg Taylor, Stephen Welsh, Ewan Henderson, Owen Moffat, Liam Shaw, Tom Rogić

Coach: A. Postecoglou


Match Stats:

Ross County 1 - 2 Celtic
26% Ball Possession 74%
7 Total Shots 23
2 Shots On Target 7
3 Shots Off Target 6
2 Blocked Shots 10
4 Shots Inside Box 8
3 Shots Outside Box 15
4 Corner Kicks 6
3 Offsides 1
13 Fouls 9
3 Yellow Cards 3
0 Red Cards 1
5 Goalkeeper Saves 1
218 Passes 636
129 (59%) Accurate Passes 544 (86%)

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

21' GOAL! Scored by L. Abada (Celtic)

36' Substitution: D. Samuel for H. Paton (Ross County)

54' Substitution: J. White for R. Callachan (Ross County)

57' GOAL! Scored by J. Baldwin (Ross County)

63' Substitution: O. Moffat for A. Montgomery (Celtic)

65' Substitution: J. Burroughs for J. Hungbo (Ross County)

71' Yellow Card for C. Starfelt (Celtic)

74' Yellow Card for J. Burroughs (Ross County)

75' Substitution: T. Rogić for N. Bitton (Celtic)

76' Yellow Card for D. Samuel (Ross County)

79' Yellow Card for C. Starfelt (Celtic)

79' Red Card for C. Starfelt (Celtic)

84' Yellow Card for B. Spittal (Ross County)

87' Yellow Card for L. Scales (Celtic)

90' GOAL! Scored by A. Ralston (Celtic)

90' Match whistled off

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Deathloop - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Deathloop

Platforms:

  • PlayStation 5 (Sep 14, 2021)
  • PC (Sep 14, 2021)

Trailers:

Developer: Arkane Studios

Publisher: Bethesda Softworks

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 88 average - 94% recommended - 98 reviews

Critic Reviews

ACG - Jeremy Penter - Wait for Sale

>"Deathloop is fun but it has a ton of problems identifying what it is, hedge wizard assassination game or slim wallet gun runner assassination game. nevertheless, the story is insanely good as it progresses."


Areajugones - VΓ­ctor RodrΓ­guez - Spanish - 9 / 10

>β€ŽDeathloop is a video game that maintains the characteristic elements of Arkane games: an outstanding level design, exceptional gameplay, an interesting story and a spectacular artistic section. A work with very few buts that has hooked me and fallen in love from beginning to end.β€Ž


Ars Technica - Sam Machkovech - Unscored

>Deathloop may ultimately go down as my biggest gaming disappointment of 2021


Atomix - Alberto Desfassiaux - Spanish - 92 / 100

>β€ŽI think that despite having some rough edges here and there, Death

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[Post-Match] Ross County 1 - 2 Celtic | Premiership

Ross County 1-2 Celtic

[Premiership - 2021/2022 - 1st Phase - 14]

r/celticfc match thread

Match Info:

Lineups:

Ross County - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Ashley Maynard Brewer, Harry Clarke, Keith Watson, Jack Baldwin, Jake Vokins, Harrison Paton, Jordan Tillson, Joseph Hungbo, Ross Callachan, Regan Charles-Cook, Blair Spittal

Substitutes: Ross Laidlaw, Coll Donaldson, Connor Randall, Jack Burroughs, David Cancola, Jordan White, Dominic Samuel

Coach: M. Mackay

Celtic - 4-3-3

Starting XI: Joe Hart, Anthony Ralston, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Carl Starfelt, Liam Scales, David Turnbull, Nir Bitton, Callum McGregor, Josip Juranović, Liel Abada, Adam Montgomery

Substitutes: Scott Bain, Greg Taylor, Stephen Welsh, Ewan Henderson, Owen Moffat, Liam Shaw, Tom Rogić

Coach: A. Postecoglou

Match Stats:


Ross County 1 - 2 Celtic
26% Ball Possession 74%
7 Total Shots 23
2 Shots On Target 7
3 Shots Off Target 6
2 Blocked Shots 10
4 Shots Inside Box 8
3 Shots Outside Box 15
4 Corner Kicks 6
3 Offsides 1
13 Fouls 9
3 Yellow Cards 3
0 Red Cards 1
5 Goalkeeper Saves 1
218 Passes 636
129 (59%) Accurate Passes 544 (86%)

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

21' GOAL! Scored by L. Abada (Celtic)

36' Substitution: D. Samuel for H. Paton (Ross County)

54' Substitution: J. White for R. Callachan (Ross County)

57' GOAL! Scored by J. Baldwin (Ross County)

63' Substitution: O. Moffat for A. Montgomery (Celtic)

65' Substitution: J. Burroughs for J. Hungbo (Ross County)

71' Yellow Card for C. Starfelt (Celtic)

74' Yellow Card for J. Burroughs (Ross County)

75' Substitution: T. Rogić for N. Bitton (Celtic)

76' Yellow Card for D. Samuel (Ross County)

79' Yellow Card for C. Starfelt (Celtic)

79' Red Card for C. Starfelt (Celtic)

84' Yellow Card for B. Spittal (Ross County)

87' Yellow Card for L. Scales (Celtic)

90' GOAL! Scored by A. Ralston (Celtic)

90' Match whistled off


Player Match Stats

Ross County

Player Rating Mins Shots Tackles Passes Duels Dribbles
Jack Baldwin 7.6 93 1 0 12 2 0
Ashley Maynard Brewer 7.3 93 0 0 30 1 0
Keith Watson 7.2 93 0 0 19 0 0
Blair Spittal 7.2 93 1 2
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Match Thread: Heart of Midlothian vs Ross County | Scottish Premiership

#FT: Heart of Midlothian 2-1 Ross County

Heart of Midlothian scorers: Michael Smith (4'), Ben Woodburn (42')

Ross County scorers: Jordan White (72')


Venue: Tynecastle Park

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LINE-UPS

Heart of Midlothian

Craig Gordon, Craig Halkett Stephen Kingsley, Alex Cochrane, John Souttar, Peter Haring, Michael Smith, Andy Halliday, Taylor Moore, Ben Woodburn Gary Mackay-Steven, Barrie McKay, Aaron McEneff Jamie Walker.

Subs: Cammy Logan, Armand Gnanduillet, Liam Macfarlane.

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Ross County

Ross Laidlaw, Jack Baldwin, Harrison Clarke, Jake Vokins, Connor Randall, Dominic Samuel Alex Samuel, David Cancola Jack Burroughs, Blair Spittal, Jordan White, Regan Charles-Cook, Joseph Hungbo.

Subs: Ben Paton, Coll Donaldson, Ross Munro.


MATCH STATS | via BBC

Heart of Midlothian Ross County
Possession 60% 40%
Shots 17 12
Shots on Target 5 5
Corners 5 5
Fouls 12 12

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

4' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 1, Ross County 0. Michael Smith (Heart of Midlothian) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner.

42' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 2, Ross County 0. Ben Woodburn (Heart of Midlothian) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Peter Haring following a fast break.

44' Jack Baldwin (Ross County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Ross County. Jack Burroughs replaces David Cancola.

50' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Stephen Kingsley replaces Craig Halkett because of an injury.

56' Substitution, Heart of Midlothian. Jamie Walker replaces Aaron McEneff.

70' Harry Clarke (Ross County) is shown the yellow card.

72' Goal! Heart of Midlothian 2, Ross County 1. Jordan White (Ross County) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Joseph Hungbo.

75' Blair Spittal (Ross County) is shown the yello

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Match Thread: Ross County vs Dundee | Scottish Premiership

#FT: Ross County 3-2 Dundee

Ross County scorers: Dominic Samuel (23'), Daniel Mullen (64' OG), Regan Charles-Cook (78')

Dundee scorers: Luke McCowan (15', 38')


Venue: Global Energy Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Ross County

Ashley Maynard-Brewer, Jack Baldwin, Keith Watson, Connor Randall Jake Vokins, Harrison Clarke, Ross Callachan, David Cancola Blair Spittal, Harrison Patton Jordan White, Dominic Samuel, Regan Charles-Cook, Joseph Hungbo.

Subs: Jordan Tillson, Coll Donaldson, Ross Laidlaw, Jack Burroughs.

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Dundee

Adam Legzdins, Ryan Sweeney, Liam Fontaine Jason Cummings, Jordan Marshall, Cameron Kerr, Charlie Adam Jordan McGhee, Max Anderson, Paul McMullan, Luke McCowan, Daniel Mullen, Paul Mcgowan Leigh Griffiths.

Subs: Christie Elliott, Corey Panter, Ian Lawlor, Alex Jakubiak.


MATCH STATS | via BBC

Ross County Dundee
Possession 55% 45%
Shots 7 14
Shots on Target 5 5
Corners 4 6
Fouls 13 15

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

13' Substitution, Dundee. Jordan McGhee replaces Charlie Adam because of an injury.

15' Goal! Ross County 0, Dundee 1. Luke McCowan (Dundee) left footed shot from the right side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Liam Fontaine with a headed pass following a set piece situation.

22' Substitution, Ross County. Jake Vokins replaces Connor Randall because of an injury.

23' Goal! Ross County 1, Dundee 1. Dominic Samuel (Ross County) left footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal.

38' Goal! Ross County 1, Dundee 2. Luke McCowan (Dundee) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Jordan Marshall.

45' Substitution, Ross County. Jordan White replaces Harrison Paton because of an injury.

45'+1' Max Anderson (Dundee) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

64' Own Goal by Daniel Mullen, Dundee. Ross County 2, Dundee 2.

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GAME THREAD: Twins (12-21) @ White Sox (20-13) - Wed May 12 @ 7:10 PM

Twins (12-21) @ White Sox (20-13)

First Pitch: 7:10 PM at Guaranteed Rate Field

Pitcher TV Radio
Twins J.A. Happ (2-0, 1.91 ERA) BSNO
White Sox Dallas Keuchel (1-1, 3.79 ERA) NBCSCH
MLB Fangraphs Brooks Baseball Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday [Game Graph](http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2021-05-13&team=White Sox&dh=0&season=2021) Strikezone Map Live Comments /r/baseball Discord

Pitcher Notes

Team Notes
Twins Happ has been the Twins' most consistent starter to begin the season, with two or fewer runs allowed in each of his first five appearances. He'll face his biggest challenge against a White Sox team that is among the best in the Majors against lefties.
White Sox Keuchel pitched well enough to win against the Reds last Wednesday, allowing two hits and three walks against one strikeout over seven scoreless innings, but ended up with a no-decision. The southpaw has a 2.25 ERA over his last four starts covering 24 innings.

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
MIN 1 0 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 8 13 1
CWS 2 2 0 5 3 1 0 0 13 14 1

Box Score

CWS AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Anderson, T 4 1 2 1 0 1 .308
2B Madrigal 5 1 1 0 0 1 .295
3B Moncada 5 1 2 2 0 2 .261
1B Abreu 5 1 2 3 0 1 .238
DH Mercedes, Y 4 0 1 1 1 1 .376
C Grandal 3 3 1 1 2 1 .130
LF Vaughn 4 3 1 2 1 2 .257
CF Hamilton 4 3 4 1 0 0 .250

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GAME THREAD: Twins (40-54) @ White Sox (57-37) - July 20, 2021

Twins (40-54) @ White Sox (57-37)

First Pitch: 7:10 PM at Guaranteed Rate Field

Pitcher TV Radio
Twins Bailey Ober (1-1, 5.45 ERA) BSNO
White Sox Dallas Keuchel (7-3, 4.25 ERA) NBCSCH
MLB Fangraphs Brooks Baseball Reddit Stream IRC Chat
Gameday Game Graph Strikezone Map Live Comments Libera: ##baseball

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
MIN 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 2 0 5 8 2
CWS 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 5 9 9 0

Box Score

CWS AB R H RBI BB SO BA MIN AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Anderson, T 5 1 0 0 0 1 .309 LF Arraez 2 0 1 0 0 0 .305
RF Sheets 4 0 0 0 0 1 .226 LF Larnach 2 0 0 0 1 2 .234
CF Hamilton 1 1 1 1 0 0 .223 C Garver 3 0 0 0 2 0 .230
1B Abreu 5 3 3 4 0 0 .258 DH Cruz 4 0 0 0 1 2 .295
LF Goodwin 4 0 1 1 1 1 .259 3B Donaldson 5 2 2 1 0 2 .251
3B Moncada 4 1 3 2 0 0 .279 2B Polanco, J 4 1 1 2 0 1 .255
2B GarcΓ­a, L 3 0 0 0 0 3 .251 RF Kepler 4 1 2 1 0 2 .212
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