Thereβs a 3-letter word for 24 hours, but I canβt remember it. Iβm tired.
I think Iβll call it a day.
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π
︎ Dec 15 2022
Whatβs a three letter word that starts with gas?
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π
︎ Oct 22 2022
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
You think itβd be R, but the C be his first love.
But if you take away his P he becomes irate.
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︎ Jan 06 2023
What is the letter Rβs favorite pastime?
Woodworking. Because Arkansas. πͺ
Iβd like it to be known this is a 100% organic joke I made up myself. Enjoy.
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π
︎ Jan 08 2023
Whatβs the hottest letter in the alphabet?
B, because it makes oilβ¦Boil
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︎ Nov 05 2022
Did you know thereβs an odd number that if you take one letter away it becomes even?
Itβs called βsevenβ.
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π
︎ Jul 09 2022
Whatβs the coldest letter in the alphabet?
B - itβs between the AC
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π
︎ May 27 2022
What is a pirateβs favourite letter in the alphabet?
You think it would be the R, but heβs really fond of the C.
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︎ Mar 06 2022
Arrggghhh, whatβs a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
Youβd think itβs the r but actually itβs the ceeeee
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π
︎ Apr 23 2022
What is a pirateβs favorite letter?
(Someone always yells out βArrr!β)
You would think so, but a pirateβs favorite letter is actually P. Itβs like an R, but it only has one leg. ARRRRRRR!
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︎ Oct 14 2021
My 6 yo asks: βWhatβs a pirateβs favorite letter?β
I think to myself βOh I used to say this jokeβ. So in my best pirate voice I laugh and say, βR!β
Smirking, my 6 yo replies, βAye, youβd think so, but it βtis the C!β
Proud moment right there folks!
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π
︎ Jan 18 2019
Since pirate jokes are all the rageβ¦ What is a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
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π
︎ Jun 26 2021
Whatβs the coolest letter?
βBβ cause itβs surrounded by A/C.
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π
︎ Nov 20 2020
Whatβs the last letter of the alphabet?
Itβs clearly T if you see how itβs spelled!
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π
︎ Oct 10 2021
Somebody tried to tell me that "S" was the most evil letter.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
My first car was really slow and tiny, so I painted the letter s all over it.
Then, when I drove through town, people would always say, "hey, look at that little escargot!"
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π
︎ Dec 17 2021
Whatβs a clones favorite letter?
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π
︎ Dec 12 2020
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
Wait for it....
You think it be Rrrrrrr but itβs the C they be lovin!
(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)
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π
︎ Oct 26 2020
My son told me that heβs afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet
I asked him why but he just kept screaming
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Dad: Whatβs the first letter in βyellowβ?
Kid: Y.
Dad: Because I want to know.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Son: Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? Dad: I know you think itβs R, but I think itβs X. Son: Why?
No, itβs definitely not Y.
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π
︎ Jul 18 2020
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohmβs Law.
Itβs my P.S. de resistance.
π︎ 40
π
︎ Oct 02 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter?
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π
︎ Dec 27 2022
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
Most people think itβs the letter C but itβs actually a letter of surrender.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Sep 20 2022
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter
You would think that itβs R, but his first love will always be the C
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Apr 10 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Sep 12 2022
What is a pirateβs favorite letter?
While many believe that a pirateβs favorite letter is βRβ,
His first love be the βCβ
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Jan 02 2022
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
You may think itβs R, but his first love was the C!
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jul 15 2022
What be a pirateβs favorite letter?
π︎ 11
π
︎ May 31 2022
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
Most believe it to be R but ye be wrong heβll always love the C!
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π
︎ Jun 06 2022
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet.?
Youβd think it be the R but it be the C
π︎ 5
π
︎ Mar 10 2022
What is a pirateβs favourite letter?
R? No⦠I believe it is the C.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 09 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter?
Youβd think itβd be R, but it be the C!
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π
︎ Feb 04 2021
What is a Pirateβs favorite letter?
Youβd think itβs the arrr, but itβs actually the sea!
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 09 2021
Whatβs the pirateβs favorite letter?
You may think itβs ARGHH but itβs the Sea that he likes.
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π
︎ Oct 25 2020
Whatβs the hottest letter in the alphabet?
βBβ, because it makes oil boil.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jan 02 2021
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
You thought it was the arrrrgh, but itβs really the sea!
π︎ 30
π
︎ Oct 15 2020
Many people say that a pirateβs favourite letter is R but...
Itβs actually the P.
If you take it away he becomes irate.
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π
︎ Oct 08 2019
What is a pirateβs favorite letter?
(After they reply with R)
Ye think itβd be Arr, but me first love be the C
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π
︎ Nov 07 2019
What is a pirateβs favorite letter?
R. But his true love be the C.
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π
︎ May 26 2018
Whatβs a pirates favourite letter?
You may think itβs R but his love is for the C!
π︎ 76
π
︎ Sep 19 2019
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
Most think R but thatβs his 2nd favorite.. his first love be the C
π︎ 27
π
︎ Mar 16 2020
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