There’s a 3-letter word for 24 hours, but I can’t remember it. I’m tired.

I think I’ll call it a day.

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What’s a three letter word that starts with gas?

Car πŸ€“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Floweon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

You think it’d be R, but the C be his first love.

But if you take away his P he becomes irate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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What is the letter R’s favorite pastime?

Woodworking. Because Arkansas. πŸͺš

I’d like it to be known this is a 100% organic joke I made up myself. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rrenphoenixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2023
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What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?

B, because it makes oil…Boil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udayramp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2022
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Did you know there’s an odd number that if you take one letter away it becomes even?

It’s called β€˜seven’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2022
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What’s the coldest letter in the alphabet?

B - it’s between the AC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShasNasty
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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What is a pirate’s favourite letter in the alphabet?

You think it would be the R, but he’s really fond of the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessiegay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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Arrggghhh, what’s a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

You’d think it’s the r but actually it’s the ceeeee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fannersops11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

(Someone always yells out β€œArrr!”)

You would think so, but a pirate’s favorite letter is actually P. It’s like an R, but it only has one leg. ARRRRRRR!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahuqraf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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My 6 yo asks: β€œWhat’s a pirate’s favorite letter?”

I think to myself β€˜Oh I used to say this joke’. So in my best pirate voice I laugh and say, β€œR!”

Smirking, my 6 yo replies, β€œAye, you’d think so, but it β€˜tis the C!”

Proud moment right there folks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Since pirate jokes are all the rage… What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

The sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kegzdi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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What’s the coolest letter?

β€œB” cause it’s surrounded by A/C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What’s the last letter of the alphabet?

It’s clearly T if you see how it’s spelled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatknot2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2021
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Somebody tried to tell me that "S" was the most evil letter.

I told them "Nah. Z."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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My first car was really slow and tiny, so I painted the letter s all over it.

Then, when I drove through town, people would always say, "hey, look at that little escargot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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What’s a clones favorite letter?

W

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonFormula27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Wait for it....

You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!

(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My son told me that he’s afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet

I asked him why but he just kept screaming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellsiv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Dad: What’s the first letter in β€œyellow”?

Kid: Y.

Dad: Because I want to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?

Just look at that escargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Son: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Dad: I know you think it’s R, but I think it’s X. Son: Why?

No, it’s definitely not Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDugger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car

Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.

It’s my P.S. de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

The C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VenomFZ6R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2022
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Most people think it’s the letter C but it’s actually a letter of surrender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViktorSwimwell
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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What’s a pirates favorite letter

You would think that it’s R, but his first love will always be the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JM-Gaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

It’s the Ceee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrogeOgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2022
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

While many believe that a pirate’s favorite letter is ”R”, His first love be the β€œC”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesedic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

You may think it’s R, but his first love was the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smrying
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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What be a pirate’s favorite letter?

Rrrr?

No! It be the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueEngineer23
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2022
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Most believe it to be R but ye be wrong he’ll always love the C!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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What’s a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet.?

You’d think it be the R but it be the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Front-Pay-7837
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

R? No… I believe it is the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phil_of_Sophie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’d be R, but it be the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arsenaldavis10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What is a Pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’s the arrr, but it’s actually the sea!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?

β€˜B’, because it makes oil boil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

You thought it was the arrrrgh, but it’s really the sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Many people say that a pirate’s favourite letter is R but...

It’s actually the P.

If you take it away he becomes irate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v1ncent97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

(After they reply with R)

Ye think it’d be Arr, but me first love be the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_OH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

R. But his true love be the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexisd3000
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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What’s a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it’s R but his love is for the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jam3sRow3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Most think R but that’s his 2nd favorite.. his first love be the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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