Red Bull Kumite LAS VEGAS Watch Thread

Thought I might give this thread a go, as we don't really have these on here, and Red Bull Kumite is always a great event to spectate.

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STREAM

https://twitch.tv/RedBull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGdRYgb6BE&ab_channel=RedBullGaming

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This is the first time Red Bull Kumite has been held in the US, and this time, SFV will be accompanied by Tekken 7 and GG Strive!

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Here are the competitors for each game:

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SFV

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ASIA: NL (Cammy), Oil King (Rashid), Uzura (Ryu), Yossan (Juri), GO1 (Menat)

US-NA: Punk (Karin), iDom (Laura, Poison), Brian_F (Boxer), Mono (FANG)

UAE: AngryBird (Zeku, Seth, Ibuki), BigBird (Rashid, Ken)

EU: Problem X (Dictator, Abigail, Alex)

CAR: MenaRD (Birdie, Sakura)

SA: RonaldinhoBR (Nash)

LCQ: ChrissCCH (Sakura, Seth), JB (Rashid)

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TEKKEN 7

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ASIA: Knee (Bryan), Gen (Shaheen), Book (Jin, Leroy)

US: Cuddle_Core (Alisa, Xiaoyu), Anakin (Jack)

EU: Super Akouma (Akuma)

LCQ: JDCR, Infested

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STRIVE

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ASIA: Daru_I-No (I-no), BNBBN (Sol), Gobou (Zato)

US: Apologyman (Faust), Sonic Fox (Leo, Jack-O), Diaphone (I-no)

EU: Uriel Legion (Nago), SKYLL (Sol)

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SCHEDULE (PST)

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STRIVE (Saturday 13th)

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1PM: Opening Ceremony

1:25PM: Group Stage matches

3:30PM: Top 4

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TEKKEN (Saturday 13th)

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5PM: Opening Ceremony

5:25PM: Group Stage matches

9PM: Top 4

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SFV (Sunday 14th)

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1PM: Opening Ceremony

1:35PM: Group Stage matches

6:45PM: Side show

7PM: Top 8

9:30PM: Grand Final

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STRIVE RR POOLS

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Pool A

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- ApologyMan Gobou BNBBN Skyll Game Count
ApologyMan - 1-2 2-1 2-1 5-4
Gobou 2-1 - 2-0 2-0 6-1
BNBBN 1-2 0-2 - 1-2 2-6
Skyll 1-2 0-2 2-1 - 3-5

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* Gobou and ApologyMan advance from Pool A.

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Pool B

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- Uriel Legion Diaphone SonicFox Daru-Ino Game Count
Uriel Legion - 0-2 2-1 2-1 4-4
Diaphone 2-0 - 2-0 2-0 6-0
SonicFox 1-2 0-2 - 0-2 1-6
Daru-Ino 1-2 0-2 2-0 - 3-4

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* Diaphone and Uriel Legion advance from Pool B.

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STRIVE TOP 4

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Gobou 4-0 Uriel Legion

Diaphone 4-3 ApologyMan

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STRIVE GRAND FINAL

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Gobou 5-2 Diaphone

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[OC] What would all-time rosters look like if everyone went home like LeBron in 2015?

TL;DR

Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)

Player Pool and Team Pool

I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.

Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.

I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.

As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:

  • some areas that had a lot of players, but few close NBA teams
  • some areas that had bloated rosters with too many players

Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.

  • I obviously had to give Seattle their team back
  • Birmingham, North Little Rock and Shreveport helped to split up the South
  • Pittsburgh and St. Louis were big cities without teams
  • Berkeley added to siphon off San Francisco
    • if I add Oakland, it takes away too many players
  • Anaheim and Westwood added in Southern California (Clippers & Lakers)
  • Winston-Salem and Raleigh to pare down Charlotte
  • Lansing to prune Detroit
  • 2nd Atlanta team in suburb of College Park
  • 2nd Washington team and Baltimore
  • 2 more teams in Chicago (Rosemont and South Side) + a team in Gary
  • 2nd Indiana team + Louisville & Lexington
  • 2nd Philadelphia team in suburb of Wynnewood
  • 3 more teams in the New York Area (Newark, Queens and Long Island)

The Method

I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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๐Ÿšจ Como รฉ a estrutura da Copa Pistรฃo?

๐Ÿšจ Como รฉ a estrutura da Copa Pistรฃo? โžค 1940 - 1950: Temporada regular = 20 corridas Semifinal = 3 corridas Final = 1 corrida (24 TOTAL) โžค 1951 - 1965: Temporada regular = 25 corridas semifinal - 3 corridas Final = 1 corrida (29 TOTAL) โžค 1966 - 1990: Temporada regular = 28 corridas Repescagem = 2 corridas Semi final = 3 corridas Final = 1 corrida (34 TOTAL) โžค 1991 - 2012: Temporada regular = 28 corridas Repescagem = 2 corridas Quartas = 2 corridas Semifinal = 2 corridas Final = 1 corrida (35 TOTAL) โžค 2013 - Atual: Temporada regular: 28 corridas Repescagem = 1 corrida Oitavas = 2 corridas Quartas = 2 corridas Semifinal = 2 corridas final = 1 corrida (36 TOTAL)

๐ŸQuem mais venceu corridas? ๐Ÿฅ‡ Strip Weathers 'The King' - 118 ๐Ÿฅˆ Relรขmpago McQueen - 92 ๐Ÿฅ‰ Doc Hudson - 78 4๏ธโƒฃ Chick Hicks - 60 5๏ธโƒฃ Dale Earnhardt Sr - 58 6๏ธโƒฃ Bobby Carsac - 51 7๏ธโƒฃ Cal Weathers - 50 8๏ธโƒฃ Don Chapcar - 49 9๏ธโƒฃ Kraig Shiftright 'The Ninja' - 44 ๐Ÿ”Ÿ Joe Allen Foyt - 41 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ Louise Nash - 38 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ Murray Clutchburn - 35 1๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ Klint Shiftright - 33 1๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ Mario Andretti - 32 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ Slide Powers - 31 1๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ Cruz Ramirez - 30 1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ Jackson Storm - 28 1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ Thomas Tireson - 28 1๏ธโƒฃ8๏ธโƒฃDale Earnhardt Jr - 26 1๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ Bobby Swift - 25 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ Alloy Wilson - 24 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ Brick Yardley - 24 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ Ya Chun Fei - 23 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ Andrew Axler - 23 2๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ Darrell Cartrip - 22 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ Kurt Shiftright - 21 2๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ James Cleanair - 19 2๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ Junior Moon - 18 2๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ Chuck Armstrong - 18 2๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ Eugene Carbureski - 17 2๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ Morris Axler - 17 2๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ Jack Ford - 15 2๏ธโƒฃ8๏ธโƒฃ Blue Byron - 13 2๏ธโƒฃ8๏ธโƒฃ Jay Roper - 13 2๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ Ronald Oaks - 12 3๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ Haul Inngas - 10 3๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ ๏ธRiver Scott - 9 3๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ LeRoy Heming - 8 3๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ Rusty Dipstick - 7

๐ŸŽฏ Equipes com mais tรญtulos: ๐Ÿฅ‡ 11 โžค Dinoco ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฅˆ 8 โžค RusTeze ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฅ‰ 6 โžค Clutch Aid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ… 5 โžค Vitoline ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ…๏ธ 4 โžค Nitroade ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | RPM ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Goodwrench ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ 2 โžค Ramen Ya ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต | Sidewall Shine | Andretti Racing ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Wood Brothers ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Comcast ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Sony Vaio ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต | Sputter Stop ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Mood Springs ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | IGNTR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ 1 โžค Speed Water ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Re-Volting ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Bumper Save ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Sidewall Shine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Corrison Seal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | EQSY Indie ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Gator ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Retread ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Tank Coat ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | HTB ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | Octane Gain ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What if the NBA's Hall of Fame were as restrictive as the MLB's and also we included players from the half-century of professional basketball prior to the NBA's existence?

Over the course of the last couple months, this subreddit has hosted the What if the NBA's Hall of Fame were as restrictive as the MLB's? series, which was graciously run by u/PNWSwag and recently reached its official conclusion. Ultimately, we "inducted" a grand total of 36 retired players as a community in order to match the approximate 1% induction rate that the National Baseball Hall of Fame has.

As we were in the process of voting on this, I came up with the idea of doing something similar for players from before the existence of the NBA. Of course, it can't realistically be done the same way as how we handled this for the NBA, because the number of people who can even come vaguely close to reliably comparing the quality of the CBL's Johnstown Johnnies' top players to those of the HRL's Troy Trojans is remarkably close to zero. The number of people in the world aware that those two teams even existed and were among the best in the world during their day isn't that much higher. So democracy has to be scrapped this time, sorry guys.

So I had to figure out a way to do this without letting my own bias โ€“ whether it be from the aesthetics of how someone played, conflating their impact on the game with how good they actually were, finding one player's life story more interesting than another, or just being amused by the existence of a guy named Yummy Armpriester โ€“ infiltrate my results. That meant becoming best friends with Excel for a little while until I worked out my methodology.

I'm not willing to release how exactly I came to my results, I spent a lot of time working on quite a few formulas and frankly it would just clutter up this post and bore y'all, but the gist of it is that I found ways to quantify impact and counterbalance the various ways the game changed over time in order to come up with MVPs and All-NBAesque teams for each season between 1898-99 and 1948-49. If I get enough interest in the comments of this, I might release those in full soon too.

I'm only including players within major professional leagues as defined by the Pro Basketball Encyclopedia, plus the New York Renaissance, Washington Bears, Harlem Globe Trotters/Globetrotters, and the barnstorming years of the prime New York Original Celtics. AAU teams are not included in my analysis because they are not str

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Letting loose with these puns
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Knowledgeable man
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Thatโ€™s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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