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The Red Order-Development Diary III: Birthplace of the Revolution

Hello, world! I am Jon or Comrade Jon to many of you and I am the Co-Leader of the USSR and Weimar Pact for The Red Order: First Days of Eurasia. It is with great honor and privilege to introduce you all to the Dev Diary of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics on the one hundred and the fourth anniversary of the birth of the Revolution! In this Dev Diary, the lore for the USSR, the Weimar Pact will be provided. As well as some small glimpses of what we have to look forward to in the 10 years of gameplay for the mod!

Before we begin, I would be doing my colleagues, comrades, and compatriots a massive disservice by not immediately thanking them for the opportunities that have given to me, from the USSR lead, Bruhingrad91, to the Redtide Lead, Tukh Stan#0001, to Community Lead Harold Ink and to every single person on the dev team. It is an absolute privilege to be able to get into Discord every day and work with all of you. We have built an amazing community together and I look forward to the day when we can all celebrate the release of this mod! The entirety of this Dev Diary is the work from the collaboration of The Red Order Dev Team and I could not have done it without the work of them and the countless others who have come before me.

Let’s begin, shall we?

Background Lore and the Hungarian Revolution:

The proletariat’s will for freedom did not only occur in Russia during the First World War but also in the Hungarian Soviet Republic. The second Communist state in the world, after Russia, was proclaimed by Bela Kún in 1919 and emerged with a vast amount of support from the workers of Budapest and other industrial centers. The rural regions of the country, however, were vehemently against the new government. In an effort to unify his country around a common cause and to secure the support of the rural people, Kún proclaimed his support for Greater Hungary and attacked north into Slovakia.

Yet, not all had seen the enlightenment of Marxism. In the south, a counter-revolt led by Admiral Miklós Horthy found its footing. French arms and money trickled into the hands of the Whites all the while having no formal support... Despite this, the Hungarian Red Army managed to liberate large swathes of Slovakia and push the White Forces back. Then, Romania attacked; striking into Transylvania with their experienced army, they managed to overrun the Hungarian outposts in the region. As

im making a hoi4 mod and its not working , the leader *Tsar Nicholas* wont appear in game

here's my script

capital = 195

oob = "SOV_1936"

if = {

limit = { has\_dlc = "Man the Guns" }

	set\_naval\_oob = "SOV\_1936\_naval\_mtg"

else = {

	set\_naval\_oob = "SOV\_1936\_naval\_legacy"

}

}

puppet = FIN

puppet = LIT

puppet = LAT

puppet = EST

create\_faction = White-Entente

\]

]

set_research_slots = 3

set_stability = 0.5

set_war_support = 0.8

# Starting tech

set_technology = {

infantry\_weapons = 1

infantry\_weapons1 = 1

tech\_recon = 1

tech\_support = 1		

tech\_engineers = 1

tech\_military\_police = 1

tech\_mountaineers = 1

motorised\_infantry = 1

paratroopers = 1

gw\_artillery = 1

interwar\_antiair = 1

gwtank = 1

basic\_light\_tank = 1  # PLACEHOLDER

\#basic\_heavy\_tank = 1  # PLACEHOLDER

\#basic\_medium\_tank = 1 # PLACEHOLDER

early\_fighter = 1

fighter1 = 1

early\_bomber = 1

strategic\_bomber1 = 1

naval\_bomber1 = 1

mass\_assault = 1

fleet\_in\_being = 1

fuel\_silos = 1

fuel\_refining = 1

}

if = {

limit = { not = { has\_dlc = "Man the Guns" } }

set\_technology = {

	early\_submarine = 1

	basic\_submarine = 1

	early\_destroyer = 1

	early\_light\_cruiser = 1

	early\_heavy\_cruiser = 1

	early\_battleship = 1

	early\_battlecruiser = 1

	transport = 1

}

}

if = {

limit = { has\_dlc = "Man the Guns" }

set\_technology = {

	basic\_naval\_mines = 1

	submarine\_mine\_laying = 1

	early\_ship\_hull\_light = 1

	basic\_ship\_hull\_light = 1

	early\_ship\_hull\_submarine = 1

	basic\_ship\_hull\_submarine = 1

	early\_ship\_hull\_cruiser = 1

	early\_ship\_hull\_heavy = 1

	basic\_battery = 1

	basic\_light\_battery = 1

	basic\_torpedo = 1

	basic\_depth\_charges = 1

	basic\_secondary\_battery = 1

	mtg\_transport = 1

}

}

if = {

limit = {

	has\_dlc = "La Resistance"

}

set\_technology = {

	armored\_car1 = 1

}

}

1939.1.1 = {

add\_political\_power = 1198



\#adding ministers, already have 2 set

add\_ideas = {

	SOV\_vyacheslav\_molotov

	stalingrad\_tractor\_factory

	tula\_arms\_plant

	vladimir\_kasatonov



	\#laws

	war\_economy

	extensive\_conscription

}



\#purge stuff

unlock\_national\_focus = SOV\_great\_purge

remove\_ideas = trotskyite\_plot

add\_ideas = trotskyite\_plot\_purged

set\_stability = 0.75

add\_timed\_idea = {

	idea = officers\_purged\_6

	days = 730

Hello. This is the first part a comprehensive list of birthdays for the characters and real-life historical figures in The New Order: Last Days of Europe. This list is kind off long, so I decided to split it up into two posts. I also hope to do lists like this for Kaiserreich, Thousand Week-Reich, Fuhrerreich and Red Flood.

For this list, all the characters listed were real-life historical figures. All the characters are also leaders, ministers, generals and admirals for the different nations in the game, as well as historical figures mentioned in the TNO lore and TNO wiki and historical figures mentioned in events. It should be noted that some of the leaders won't ever show up normally in the game and can only be seen with console commands or in the country game files.

Please let me know if I forgot anyone important. Enjoy!

TNO Character Birthdays: Part One (Janaury-June)

January 1: J. Edgar Hoover (1895) and Valery Sablin (1939)

January 2: Walther Hewel (1904)*** and Barry Goldwater (1909)

January 3: Mohan Singh (1909) and Rolf Steiner (1933)*

January 4: Walter Bertsch (1900)***

January 5: Hermann von Hanneken (1890)

January 6: H. A. Sinclair de Rochemont (1901)***, Vito Miceli (1916) and Pierre Sidos (1927)**

January 7: Baba Masao (1892) and Vasily Blokhin (1895)***

January 8: Sieuwert Bruins Slot (1906)

January 9: Richard Nixon (1913)

January 10: Liu Wenhui (1895) and Henning von Tresckow (1901)***

January 11: Higinio Moringo (1897)

January 12: Hermann Goering (1893)*** and Pieter Willem Botha (1916)

January 13: Vasily Shulgin (1878) and Roman Gul (1896)

January 14: Fritz Bayerlein (1899)

January 15: Saud bin Abdulaziz (1902) and Martin Luther King Jr. (1929)

January 16: Prince Ahmad Fuad/Fuad II of Egypt (1952)* [1]

January 17: Prince Nikita Alexandrovich Romanov (1900) and Donogh O'Malley (1921)

January 18: Kaúlza de Arriaga (1915) and Ma Jiyuan (1921)

January 19: Emil Maurice (1897) and Knut Møyen (1907)

January 20: Günther Maleuda (1931)

January 21: Jānis Mendriks (1907)***

January 22: Alexander Men (1935)

January 23: Subhas Chandra Bose (1897)*** and Bal Thackeray (1926)

January 24: Duncan Sandys (1908)

January 25: Hugo Kraas (1911) and Priscilla Buchan (1915)

January 26: Ján Golian (1906)*** and Heinz Kessler (1920)

January 27: Agustín Muñoz Grandes (1896)

January 28: Masanosuke Ikeda (1898)

January 29: Enrico “Mauri” Martini (1911)

January 30: Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945)

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

[Removed]

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

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Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

The Red Order-Development Diary III: Birthplace of the Revolution

Hello, world! I am Jon or Comrade Jon to many of you and I am the Co-Leader of the USSR and Weimar Pact for The Red Order: First Days of Eurasia. It is with great honor and privilege to introduce you all to the Dev Diary of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics on the one hundred and the fourth anniversary of the birth of the Revolution! In this Dev Diary, the lore for the USSR, the Weimar Pact will be provided. As well as some small glimpses of what we have to look forward to in the 10 years of gameplay for the mod!

Before we begin, I would be doing my colleagues, comrades, and compatriots a massive disservice by not immediately thanking them for the opportunities that have given to me, from the USSR lead, Bruhingrad91, to the Redtide Lead, Tukh Stan#0001, to Community Lead Harold Ink and to every single person on the dev team. It is an absolute privilege to be able to get into Discord every day and work with all of you. We have built an amazing community together and I look forward to the day when we can all celebrate the release of this mod! The entirety of this Dev Diary is the work from the collaboration of The Red Order Dev Team and I could not have done it without the work of them and the countless others who have come before me.

Let’s begin, shall we?

Background Lore and the Hungarian Revolution:

The proletariat’s will for freedom did not only occur in Russia during the First World War but also in the Hungarian Soviet Republic. The second Communist state in the world, after Russia, was proclaimed by Bela Kún in 1919 and emerged with a vast amount of support from the workers of Budapest and other industrial centers. The rural regions of the country, however, were vehemently against the new government. In an effort to unify his country around a common cause and to secure the support of the rural people, Kún proclaimed his support for Greater Hungary and attacked north into Slovakia.

Yet, not all had seen the enlightenment of Marxism. In the south, a counter-revolt led by Admiral Miklós Horthy found its footing. French arms and money trickled into the hands of the Whites all the while having no formal support... Despite this, the Hungarian Red Army managed to liberate large swathes of Slovakia and push the White Forces back. Then, Romania attacked; striking into Transylvania with their experienced army, they managed to overrun the Hungarian outposts in the region. As