A list of puns related to "Leona Maguire"
After 5 years of waiting, the Olympic cauldron is now lit to signal the start of an Olympic Games like no other. For the sake of the athletes, hopefully most of the controversy surrounding the event can be put to one side for a few weeks and that the competitions can still be as spectacular as ever.
Well this is it then. 16 days of thrills, spills, glory and near misses comes to an end all too soon. We're coming home with less medals than we probably were hoping for, but Kellie Harrington won't be thinking about that when she tries to emulate Katie Taylor in the ring. Win or lose, she's done her family, her community and her country proud. Hakuna matata
Medal Table
Gold | Silver | Bronze |
---|---|---|
2 | 2 | |
Fintan McCarthy & Paul O'Donovan (Rowing) (29/07) | Women's Four (Rowing) (28/07) | |
Kellie Harrington (Boxing) (8/8) | Aidan Walsh (Boxing) (01/08) |
Irish in Action 'Day 16' (Sunday, August 8)
Athletics
Athlete | Event | Time ( Irish time, GMT +1) |
---|---|---|
Paul Pollock | Marathon (M) | 71st (2:27:48) |
Stephen Scullion | Marathon (M) | DNF |
Kevin Seaward | Marathon (M) | 58th (2:21:45) |
Boxing
Athlete | Event | Opponent | Time ( Irish time, GMT +1) |
---|---|---|---|
Kellie Harrington | Lightweight Final (W) | Beatriz Soares (BRA) | π₯ |
Track Cycling
Athlete | Event | Time ( Irish time, GMT +1) |
---|---|---|
Emily Kay | Omnium (W) | 13th |
Full DAY 16 events and results HERE
Other Highlights
The final day concludes with finals in many of the team sports including basketball, handball, volleyball and water polo. The closing ceremony will see the baton passed over to Paris 2024.
Results 'Day 15' (Saturday, August 7)
Athletics
Athlete | Event | Time ( Irish time, GMT +1) |
---|---|---|
Aoife Cooke | Marathon (W) | DNF |
Fionnuala McCormack | Marathon (W) | 25th (2:34:09) |
Golf
Athlete | Event | Time ( Irish time, GMT +1) |
---|---|---|
Leona Maguire | Women's Stroke Play Round 2 (Starts -5) | T23rd (-5) |
Stephanie Meadow | Women's Stroke Play Round 2 (Starts -7) | 7th (-12) |
Track Cycling
Athlete | Event | Time ( Irish time, GMT +1) |
---|---|---|
Felix English & Mark Downey | Madison (M) | DNF |
Full DAY 15 events and results HERE
With a recor
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Please find the list below
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The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists, 6th Edition: Jacqueline E. Kress & Edward B. Fry
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Algebra: Beginning and Intermediate, 3rd Edition: Richard N. Aufmann & Joanne Lockwood
Theory of Computation, 1st Edition George Tourlakis: George Tourlakis
Financial & Managerial Accounting, 18th Edition : Jan Williams & Susan Haka &, Mark S Bettner & Joseph V Carcello
Introduction to Policing The Pillar of Democracy, 2nd Edition: M.R. (Maki) Haberfeld &, Charles Lieberman &, Amber Horning
American Politics Today, 6th Edition: William T. Bianco &, David T. Canon
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Adventures in Social Research: Data Analysis Using IBM SPSS Statistics, 10th Edition: Earl R. Babbie & William E. Wagner & Jeanne S. Zaino
Experience Psychology, 4th Edition : Laura King
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Evidence-Based Geriatric Nu
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
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