When life sends you a lemon, squeeze the day.
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📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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My friend once said that if life gives you lemons. Squeeze those suckers and make some lemonade.

I said. What is life to you? some kind of a lime joke.

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👤︎ u/Baldomccoy
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I squeezed a lemon on my wife's lap two hours ago...

She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.

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👤︎ u/tc_lion0
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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